Saturday, April 30, 2005

I need some rest

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Going malacca later. Although its the N-th time I went there.. but.. at least I'm away from here.. to get some rest.. hope the trip is good.. a lil bit excited..

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Friday, April 29, 2005

Award of the year




Award present by 蕉祈团左护法(Jiao Qi Tuan's Left Wing) to 蕉祈团右护法(Jiao Qi Tuan's Right Wing) somewhere at some secretive abandon area.

Yea right! thats my contract. *sob sob* been re-sell to current based company.

P/S : I got my pay cheque today.. oh yeah.. also a stack of name card, because boss knew my house's furniture is not stable. Plan to treat my friend today.. but too bad they dont have plan tonight.. and its 11:19PM now.. looks like it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to treat them.. so.. they can forget about it.. (more money to spend in magick)

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The ordinary day with extra-ordinary ride

As usual, taking Putra LRT to Universiti Station from KL Sentral. It seems like another normal day. Not until I reaches Kerinchi Station.

Guy : "Tolong!! Tolong!!" (Help!)

A guy shouted for help and grabbed everyone's attention.

Guy : "Guy.. I need guy!!"

WTF ? Lord of the Ring ?

But wait.. how come there is a lady like sitting on the floor? Ah... there's a lady fainted. And she is pregnant.

Guy : *press intercom button*

*tuttttt*

Operator : *psssssssssssssssssssss* "ap.." *pssssssssssssssssss*

Guy : "Train 06, train 06, emergency... A pregnant lady is ready to give birth. I repeat, train 06, stoping at Kerinchi Station, A pregnant lady is ready to deliver her baby."

Operator : *pssssssss* "ok.." *pssssssssssssssss*

Guy : "oh.. sorry.. pitam aje..." (sorry, she fainted only)

Then, everyone start to look at the floor and seem there is something on the floor.

Aunty A : "She wear white pants eh?"

Aunty B : "Yea lo" *whisper*

Within 20 seconds. Yup, thats fast enough. The station incharge came in the train. And the train start to move.

Operator : *check* *observe* *take out walkie talkie* *pssss* "Train 06, stop at Universiti Station, confirm case.. chinese pregnant lady ready to deliver a baby."

The train didn't directly go to that station thou, it still go thru next station.

Operator : *walkie talkie-ing* *psss* "Please stand-by a wheel chair.. I repeat, please stand-by a wheel chair.. and call for an ambulance from Hospital Universiti"

When the train reaches Universiti Station, I go off before the lady. There is already way too much of "kind hearted" person around the lady. I think she need some fresh air. And yes, I do see some water-alike unknown liquid on the floor. Preyed for her and her baby's safety.

Q: How the hell does the guy know it's train 06?
A: After searching high and low, I finally found out, there is some numbering on the wall. Very quick and good response. *salute*

Q: How good is Putra LRT service?
A: I'm not sure about others, but they do response fast enough for any emergency case. *salute* to the staff.

Q: What happen to the lady?
A: There is an ambulance reaches Universiti Station after 15 mins. I don't know about that. 15 mins MIGHT seem too long for an emergency case. But, what you expect from the heavy traffic working hour ?

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I decided to tell you..

There's something hide in my heart for quite some times. There is something that I wish to tell you, that I don't know how to start with. I'm afraid to loose you as my friend. We'd no longer at the same spot we first met year ago. Now that, we'd proceed to a much higher level, I have something which I want to tell you. But.. I don't know how to.. until today, while I having my bfast, I saw this..




YEAH! NO PINCHING! Princess Wolly.. read my lips.. NO PINCHING! N,O, NO!!

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Heckler Hacker of the Year

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] why do you kick me
[bitchchecker] can't you discus normally
[bitchchecker] answer!
[Elch] we didn't kick you
[Elch] you had a ping timeout:
[Elch] * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
[bitchchecker] what ping man
[bitchchecker] the timing of my pc is right
[bitchchecker] i even have dst
[bitchchecker] you banned me
[bitchchecker] amit it you son of a bitch
[HopperHunter|afk] LOL
[HopperHunter|afk] shit you're stupid, DST^^
[bitchchecker] shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
[bitchchecker] for two weaks already
[bitchchecker] when u start ur pc there is a msg fr windows that DST is applied.
[Elch] You're a real computer expert
[bitchchecker] shut up i hack you
[Elch] ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
[bitchchecker] tell me your network number man then you're dead
[Elch] Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1
[Elch] yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
[bitchchecker] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
[Elch] Now I'm frightened
[bitchchecker] shut up you'll be gone
[bitchchecker] i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
[bitchchecker] say goodbye
[Elch] to whom?
[bitchchecker] to you man
[bitchchecker] buy buy
[Elch] I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
[Metanot] lol
[Elch] bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
[bitchchecker] you're so stupid man
[bitchchecker] say buy buy
[Metanot] ah, [Please control your cussing] off
[bitchchecker] buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch
[Metanot] bitchchecker how old are you?
[Elch] What's up bitchchecker?
[bitchchecker] you have a frie wal
[bitchchecker] fire wall
[Elch] maybe, i don't know
[bitchchecker] i'm 26
[Metanot] such behaviour with 26?
[Elch] how did you find out that I have a firewall?
[Metanot] tststs this is not very nice missy
[bitchchecker] because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
[bitchchecker] be a man turn that shit off
[Elch] cool, didn't know this was possible.
[bitchchecker] thn my virus destroys your pc man
[Metanot] are you hacking yourselves?
[Elch] yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
[Metanot] hey bitchchecker if you're a hacker,
[Metanot] you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
[bitchchecker] yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
[Metanot] what firewall do you have?
[bitchchecker] like a girl
[Metanot] firewall, a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
[bitchchecker] turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
[Elch] Noo
[Metanot] he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
[bitchchecker] you're afraid
[bitchchecker] i don wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
[bitchchecker] elch turn off your shit wall!
[Metanot] i wanted to say something about this,
[Metanot] do you know the definition of hacking???
[Metanot] if he turns it off that's an invitation.That has nothing to do with hacking
[bitchchecker] shut up
[Metanot] lol
[bitchchecker] my grandma surfs with fire wall
[bitchchecker] and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a firewall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.[/em]

[Elch] bitchchecker, some1 showed me how 2 turn the firewall off. Now u can try again
[Metanot] bitchhacker can't hack
[Black[TdV]] nice play on words ^^
[bitchchecker] wort man
[Elch] bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
[Metanot] how many times again he is no hacker
[bitchchecker] man do you want a virus
[bitchchecker] tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
[Metanot] lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself
[Metanot] i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
[Elch] 127.0.0.1
[Elch] it's easy
[bitchchecker] lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
[bitchchecker] and are the first files being deleted
[Elch] mom...
[Elch] i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

[bitchchecker] don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
[Elch] that's bad
[bitchchecker] elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
[Elch] yes, there's nothing i can do about it
[bitchchecker] and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

[bitchchecker] tupac rules
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?

[bitchchecker] and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
[He] why doesn't meta say anything
[Elch] he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
[Black[TdV]] ^^
[bitchchecker] your d: is gone
[He] go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

[bitchchecker] elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
[bitchchecker] i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.


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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The one with belakang mali

*tut* says: hahahahaaaaaa...........
*tut* says: afoi got one movie clip......
*tut* says: is *tut tut* one..........

More to come.. But hard to detect, cos, belakang mali.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005

Friday Midnight Special, 30 vs 7

Friday again~ oh yeah... went dinner with the gang. Hualaneh... super jam at cheras maluri... flood somemore... :S delay our dinner from 730pm to almost 9pm... As usual, after dinner.. talk cock there until 11 something.. then cabut.. DV go find DVgf... Kinweng balik lumah sleep... princess send bento, chris back.. then call ahfeifei to wait us at princess's house for late yamchar.

Where else on earth you can find such caring friend? knowing that you off work late night.. still go out have a drink with you.. On the way back.. see N policeman doing their duty by stoping some car for extra supper, I guess .. wonder if anything big happened... Then.. during our half way yam-char-ing, suddenly a not-too-small-size-not-too-mature-not-fair-at-all-girl run to the mamak stall.

Everyone were curious on what is going on.. My first thought is, indon maid ran away from police's ambush.. Wrong.. Second thought, I thought some blind eyes bad guy trying to force this girl to do some illegal stuff... Wrong again. Some indian dude approach him. More to being busybody than wanted to help.

"ada orang pukul saya.." (someone beat me)

She looks pity.. almost whole face is wet.. due to the tears.. from what I heard, she say she got beaten by 30 guy.. Indian ask what race beat her.. she say malay..

"tiga puluk hentam kita 7 saja!" (30 people beat us 7 people)

Indian dude(s) seems pekchek and after settle the bill, go kap yea also.. Princess still looks happy and trying to make some jokes on that..

"dowan die.. then dont talk.." I say.. then she silent.. obviously, she dont want yet..


"nia ma ka hai ah!! ngor hoi phin kam loi! dai yat ci pei 30 thiu yao da!! ham kar charn!! machao hi!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" (*curse* , all the while, beat people only, this the first time I got beaten by 30 people! *curse* *scream*) The girl started to curse , curse , curse and nothing but to curse.. Wa.. who on earth will guess it right , that she's actually a chinese? really "gu kuey mm dou" (cant guess it right).. I think she's the "shek san"(God of cook). Then she start to dial some number and pretend to recruit people. While some other guy calling his gang not to come down, as their friend is badly got beaten by the malay gang. How nice, givin warning to friend so that they dont got beat up as well.. Wait a minute.. there's still someone there trapped with the 30 dudes? what? they're your friend as well ? err... ok...

We decided to get off that crime scene first. After paying the bill, princess decided to go back. So I take the risk accompany her go up. Inside the lift, there's another two chinese dude. With some blur expression. From the dirt on their cloth, their arms.. it seems like they're having some struggling. I also see blood on that fella's jean.

Then , while waiting lift to go down, another dude with naked upper body run up thru staircase and stare at me. Then, continue to run up.. When we about to leave princess place, its kinda crowded at the playground.. with a police car there. Don't know what happened thou.. wait if any news from tomorrow newspaper.

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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Thanks to Muhammad S.A.W

Because of Him , I can rest today. Ah... how nice... Happy birthday to You, Muhammad.
Today morning.. wake up 9am.. then go play badminton with friends. When ahfeifei called my handphone, THEN only I remember WHY I set alarm clock today. Been totally pissed off by the alarm this morning, as I couldn't think of why the heck it rang.

Obviously, our skill is NULL. 3/10 hit also only with the *whhoooosh* sound, but miss que one.. damn.. been too long time never do sports.. We finally give up after an hour of netting the air. Then we went SS2 for dim sum.

After that, send Bento to work part time at his company. Plus copy out all the video file he downloaded previously. Looking forward for that.. ngek ngek ngek....

Ok, I must not waste my off day by sitting in front of PC anymore. Going to read newspaper and then swept floor(yea right). Ah.. this is the MOST happy thursday in recent time.

Wondering why they don't have any rememberance of Muhammad S.A.W's full moon day. Like a new born baby, celebrate the full moon. Else, next month will have another holiday. No fun..

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The unsolved puzzle

Talking about bus, reminds me of another experience. This time, with the bus company I used to take. One fcuk fine day, after college, after lunch, enter the bus in Pudu Raya.

Everything seem perfect to me. The blow job is cold enough. No weirdo sitting beside me. Bus departed on time. Sitting next row from me, is a couple in their mid 50s.

"Aiya... this kinda thing.. you willing I willing one ma.."

"Come out play.... must happy happy one ma.."

"One or two day... nevermind one ma.."

"Dont la say until like I force you"

This were some of the conversation I heard. It makes me wonder. Whats going on. But aiya... people's clothes.. better dont take care of the corner. During the half time break at some Rest Area, the uncle went down and pee.

Aunty : pssttt...

Afoi : zZzzz

Aunty : pssttt...psssstt... abah~ abah~

Afoi : huh ? huh ?

Aunty : *whispering* ei... you call 019-XXXXXXX , tell her "Ah Seow at taiping with Ah Guan, becareful"

Afoi : huh?? ai meh?

Aunty : Faster.. dont let the guy sitting beside me know.. if not.. I'll die..

Afoi : AI MEH!!?? *dial* nah.. you talk..

Then, the uncle came out from washroom. Aunty THROW the hp back to me, turn her head over, look outside the window and ask me to do as what she ask just now. WHAT is this!? No choice.. go down and make the call

Afoi : hello?

KLN : *yen de pull lheng ngeh*

Afoi : huh? ada cina kah?

KLN : dei!! pu du!!!

Afoi : sa bri ya!

Looks like the aunty dialed the wrong number. What I can do? well.. not much. The uncle looks like he has some few hundreds of dagger hiding under his short pants. I snapped his photo, just incase. His photo is still in my notebook.

Still wondering what is going on. Hopefully nothing serious.

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Lou-Larp-ed

Today after lunch, lepak with TK brothers until 2pm. When reach office, Desmond alone standing at downstair. Vision looking up the sky, eyes got some tears rolling.

Desmond : mahai.. I got lou-larp-ed.

TK Brothers : who !? let me login and beat him!

Desmond : tiu.. not W.o.W la! I got lou-larp-ed!! some bastard lou-larp my handphone!

Afoi : wa.. what happened!?

Desmond : *explain*

Seem like, Desmond is selling his car. So he posted in some car mag. Then some dude approached him and asking to have a look on the car condition. Then, no one show up at the location. He called that guy again, and he say he'll send his working to lead him to his place. An indian came by motor.

KLN : Tunggu boss saya ?

Desmond : Err.. you pekerja dia ?

KLN : Mau pi dia nya rumah tau o-piss ?

Desmond : Dei.. mana saya tau ?

Then, he lead him to some one way street. And ask Desmond to call the boss again. Some indian dude pick up the phone and started to *Yen de bu leng ngeh*. FCUK, as if he can understand a word. So, no choice.. passed to the guy to answer. On the SECOND time of calling the same number. that dude stuck the handphone INSIDE the helmet and *jiiummmm* cabut...

That road is a one way street, with some HEAVY TRAFFIC ROUND-ABOUT in front. So, its impossible to go after him.

Moral of the story :

1. Do not sell your car.

2. Lou-Larp not only happen in W.o.W , but in real life as well.

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

SUPER V.I.P

Sent mum to pudu station this morning. She's going back by bus. While queuing up for getting her a ticket, dude in next counter offering ticket to hometown. Which reminds me of the incident happened years ago.

*long queue at counter*

counter terrorist : Taiping, taiping, taiping.. sekarang..

Since its long queue there, to ensure I can go back on time, I decided to give it a try and switch company for the first time. While queue up at the not so long queue, I over heard the conversation from the lady at the counter

Lady : huh? apasal so expensive? not 19 bucks meh?

counter terrorist : Kak, this one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we charge you extra 4 bucks.

Lady : Super V.I.P ? I want a normal one.

counter terrorist : No normal one.. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we cahrge you extra 4 bucks. C'mon, its just 4 bucks extra. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat one.

Lady : *left with dulan look*

Afoi : yo.. taiping, skrang, satu oang.

counter terrorist : 19bucks + 4 bucks extra. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we charge you extra 4 bucks.

Afoi : V.I.P ? got provide blow job ?

counter terrorist : Yes

Afoi : yao mou !!??

counter terrorist : Yes.. On top of every seat, there's a air-con output to blow you. Pasti best. Goto platform XX

When I reach that platform, I see everyone's holding different kinda ticket. Weird. Time tick, tick ,and dicktick. No sign of the bus shown up yet. Everyone start to dulan.

Conman Conductor : Ok, taiping, follow me. Go straight, then go in the bus with plate number AAA1234

*search search search and search*

Old man : MAR GAH HAI! zor mi AAA1234 si bus kilang lai!? (*bad word* , why AAA1234 is a Factory Bus?)

Lady : Wabiang! khee chiah! (*expression* , got conned)

Yes, the SUPER V.I.P is a BLUE FACTORY BUS. NOW I knew V.I.P stand for vehicle Istimewa Perkilangan (Special Factory Vehicle). FCUK. I had no choice but to go in the bus. After I found my seat, I start to switch to hibernation mode. Then...

Laiyea Uncle A : Hello? Hey.. I might be late for the appointment, I'm still in KL. Estimate will arrive there for another 5 hours. It takes around 5 hours to reac Butterworth.

WTF!? Butterworth !?? I'm going TAIPING!!! Then...

Laiyea Uncle B : Sir, Later when reach Taiping. Please drop me at Simpang. Please remind us. You know la.. uncle is old.. scared I over slept.

Driver : No no no, this bus is going Ipoh.

Laiyea Uncle B : Remember to drop me at Simpang. *walk away*

WTF!!???? IPOH!!???? I'm going back to TAIPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still, I decide to take my chance. I noticed a young girl have the weird feeling as mine too.. She start to call home and I can see she start to panic. Dong care, Dong mind, Dong bother. Sleep is more important. The blow job isn't best at all! The air from the air-con stink!! The seat is even worst than shit! Woke up by the not-moving-at-all-state bus condition. Then...

I realised I'm NOT in any highway. Its some of those old malay coffe shop. WTF!!?? I WANT TO GO BACK TAIPING! Then I found out the bus come out from toll to enter the Tanjung Malim. Why the fcuk you need to stop while Tanjung Malim isn't that far from KL? Then...

Aunty : ey... did you see that young girl ? *point outside*

Afoi : *look* eyy.. yea.. hualaneh.. what she's doing ?

Aunty : Just now this girl sit with me one. She told me she's going to hitchhike a car to go back her hometown. Very dangerous la.

Afoi : huh???

The girl is standing middle of the road. Stoping each and every car desperately. The situation is kinda dangerous, as there's no road light at all. Then, the bus driver enter the bus. And continue the journey.

Driver : Apa kamu buat ni!? celaka...

Young Girl : I want to go back home..

Driver : Where you want to go ?

Young Girl : I want to go back Taiping.

Driver : *dulan look* come back in!!

Shit, now i'm totally confused. But worst to worst, might just overnight at any hotel at any place if it's not taiping as destination. So, dont care. Sleep is important. Then... when I have the second wake up , I found out I'm in some sort of city. Which, obviously is not Taiping at all. Everyone in the bus start to go wild. Some people start to put on their med. Some people flash their nipps. Some people even pee into their bag.

Then, I see "Welcome to Ipoh" sign. Then, bus driver start to perform some live show. He start to call someone by his handphone. Drive the bus at high speed one handed. He even make FEW round at the roundabout. WTF!? Then, he dropped someone in some shop.

At the end, I still reach my hometown, in one piece. Only it takes extra 3 hours to reach. What you expect? Everytime we pay more, we'll expect more. Now, I have EXTRA 3 hours to enjoy my ride. Should not complain. That day, I reach hometown at 2AM. Make some phone call and wait for my gang to pick me up and start our slumber weekend life at hometown.

Moral of the story,
Good thing always never come easy. There's no shortcut to reach any destination. When you're about the path to archive your goal, and someone offered you some instant reward. DO NOT fall for that. V.I.P is NOTHING to do with Very.Important.Person AT ALL.

p/s : I wonder if the uncle ever reach Butterworth. And the uncle damn tulan cos the driver don't stop at Simpang for him. Suggestion to the pity uncle, next time, find some friend who is syncronized with moonlight. As they'll be available no matter how late.

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Saturday, April 16, 2005

Finally , I completed my collection!

Today , go lunch with Cheong Pheng. Visited some video store. I finally found the LAST Stephen Chow VCD which is missing in my list. "Lawyer Lawyer" !! oh yeah!! Now that my list is almost completed! hurray!!

Bought a "wet look" hair gel as well. When paying at the counter,

Cashier : XXX , check kat stock ada extra lagi ke ?

XXX : yo ollah... kerja kerja kerja lagi..

Afoi : huh? extra ?

Cheong Pheng : extra wet ?

Afoi : hualaneh... then how? then my hair style with the gel dripping? extra WET? ai ye? hmmphh..

IC, there's this "20% Extra" promotion pack. 2 thumbs up for the Watson cashier.

Go back straight after that, cos mama visit. Soon after I reach home,

Aunty : huiyorr!!! a girl send afoi back home wor.... eyyeoorr!!!!

Counsin : heee.heee..heeeeee~

Afoi : kai wan siao.... mm hai lei gu... my feiwen gf ma..

Cousin : "sau phei"[R1] lar... "beh phai say"[R2]... uweerrkkkk[R3] ...

Afoi : . . .

A&C : *ngek ngek ngek* <- yam yam siu

Cousin : oi... why you know a girl send afoi back ?

Aunty : err.. just now at upstair there, accidentally spotted them.

Cousin : why you so like that ah.. why you so like that.. damn 8kuar[R4]..

Aunty : the window is wide open ma.

Mum : *jia jia-ing* go where ah?

Afoi : go find friend for some discussion

Mum : You go cut hair? why your hair style different from when you leave home ?

Afoi : *sweat* huh? cut hair?? who cut hair ? my hair memang so yeng one wo.. aiya..

Mum : *slap* cheh ah! "cheh ah!"[R5]


Reference:

[R1]"sau phei" - Direct translation from cantonese, "keep skin". In express disagree.

[R2]"beh phai say" - Shameless.

[R3]uweerrkkkk - Puke

[R4]8kuar - Busybody

[R5]"cheh ah!" - Wake Up!. If someone got haunted, give them some bitch slap and shout "cheh ar" and they shall recover very soon. Its a way to bring people back to reality. Also can use with the "tiak" action, which targeting the nipps.

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夜粥记

Friday night. *phew* another week had past. Today is not as stress as other weekdays.. simply because its weekend. Realised I had period like a girl. Weekly period. Laiyea on monday , tues , wed . Thursday on recovery stage. Friday , Saturday no need to use pad (to wipe off my tears) . Sunday PMS.

Went to a shop somewhere near Pudu to have dinner with friends, together with two new friends. Coldoor and Ah Chris. 800pm-1130pm. Then go back home.

I am assigned with a new name. Siu Wong Ji which "sounds" like a Little Prince. But, the fact is, it is NOT. SHIT! 小旺子 a.k.a Siu Wong Ji is a name of a dog named 旺财 (Wong Choy) which been "clean body".

Nothing much happened this week. Found out a new group named "蕉祈团" founded by a group of 蕉教(jiao jiao) people. Stingy group leader dong share his mamee with me..

I need something new.. something to stimulate my dull life style.

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Sunday, April 10, 2005

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Weekdays, my role is set back to working machine again. Nothing worth mention at all. Other than work, there's only eat and sleep. Still, am sucks at work. Thousand thanks and sorry to my colleague who helped out. Well, problem is, when I think everything is fine, it isn't at all. Might just having running nose, cant smell the nasty shit at all. =|

This weekend, just have some dinner, late night supper, movie with friends. Nothing too heavy. Watched "The Eye 10", its a funny movie. At least it made up my weekend. After movie, we went to HaloCafe@PetalingStreet for dinner AGAIN. Dedicate "love is simple" from David Tao for like MILLION TIMES. But the damn singer just dont give a fuck for that. After reading out your dedication, they sing THEIR song. Why the fuck you allow people dedicate songs and yet, still dont sing it out? what the fuck is going on? We gave up at last and went back with disappointment.

Contacted ahfeifei for late supper. He's been in afternoon shift recently. Me and princess went WongCock@SS2 and wait for him to come. As usual, being forced to drink the SAME drink princess ordered. *sob sob* I realised recently princess like to force me. *sob sob* Kulim has no right to objects but obey. Also, recently, princess's pinch is getting more and more ganas. Even it hurt, I still need to make the "enjoying" expression with the sound whereby pronounced "S" with breathing air in ya mouth.

On the way back, deep troat thought session with princess. Conclusion, "Do whatever you think is good for you, and no body shall ever say you wrong". In fact, True or Flase is nothing but agreement. When you're with the majority group of people, the action/thought shall act as True. How do we judge if a person is doing right ? Most of the time, we judge by our own point of view. Which being biased.

Nothing comes alone. When it brings goodness to you, it certainly bring the downside for you as well. Do you believe in what you see ? Do you think what you see is what it is meant for? When you're in a room, you'll never know how exactly is the building look like. Put yourself out of a matter and see it, you'll realised, its not what you think it is at first.

I envy princess for being satisfied with what she had. I envy her way of thinking. I envy she had alot of nice friends(OK, this one I had also). Hope that one day, I'll be able to not to set over high aim for myself. That I'll be able to be satisfied with what I had.

p/s : princess, really want me to wear a light pink shirt meh ? yao meh ?

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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

got shadow anot ?


wow.. kai wan siao... my pc got 960 RAM!!! But, no more time to snake when compiling.. cos too fast already..

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Saturday, April 02, 2005

First day at work

Started my new contract today. And luckily it's not an april fool joke. Luckily Yip Ku Seng didn't throw the ribbon to me, wearing a party cap, spraying the snowy smelly barley thingy, "april fool! you think you gonna get away from me?".. *phew*

Well, the office is in Old Subang Airport. How frequent you can have airplane down ya workplace? The company environment isn't that bad. Quite spacious. And well, all the people there.. seems friendly, but yet to confirm.

Even though its just my first day at work, already start to work. And guess it will be a rush project, which due end of April.. yo ollah.. people dong pay you to MSN there.. I guess that's true. And no sign of any project being freeze thou. Hope I'll be able to make new cool friend there.. and hope everything goes smoothly.. and NO OT please..

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