又来了
我有一个儿子，一个孙。但是，妈的！我的儿子要叫我孙儿一声“爸爸”
Its not gonna end, isn't it?
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Magic Workshop
Magical Business Icebreakers! 16th 5pm, 18th 5pm, 23rd 3pm
USING MAGIC TO MEET PEOPLE IN BUSINESS AND INCREASE SALES
Michael Ammar, World Champion Close-Up Artist & Author
I want to go!
Saturday, October 20, 2007
一颗速闪的自述
我是一颗速闪,大家都叫我 傻逼600(SB600). 还真难听. 当我出世时,工厂姐姐就已经毫无保留的按我,压我以及把我折来折去
就在我刚满月的时候,尼康爸爸竟然请我从中国搭飞机到马来西亚来.本来还以为可以留在中国看奥运,妈的!
但我醒来时,我竟然已经在一个展示箱中了.左右还有一些不同职位的同牌.看看左边,哟~佳能家族竟然就在那儿,不自量力! 右边还有三星呢! 丢他的星!
今天,一如既往人潮好像罩丸里的精子一样多,可是问起我的客人还真少之又少.始终,我哥哥傻逼800还比较热手.
"有末SB600?"
忽然间~我听到一把既亲切，和蔼又不失洪亮的好声音在打听我．
接着，我就感觉到一股强烈的震动．＊啪＊
天！我终于看到光了！终于有人来看我了！我看到一个戴眼镜的叔叔以猥亵的眼神在看我，使我感到热呼呼的．说真的，那叔叔看久了，大概一秒半，我才发觉原来他是个帅的来又阳光而且还不拘小节，又有做大事的风范．
好不威武．
才看我几秒，他就下定决心买下我了！真水鱼！
过后他还叫老板娘试一试我的功力．我立刻气聚丹田，进入随时闪人的状况．谁知道，还没放干电．干哪赛！
经过一番的闪闪缩缩，我终于有了主人！还是一个只要用一秒半，就不难发觉是个帅的来又阳光而且还不拘小节，又有做大事的风范，的超新世纪后现代主义歪逻辑重思考反应敏捷有品位的好男人．我真三百生有幸啊．
在短段一天的日子里，主人已经把我所会的招数都一一试过．主人的家人也很快的知道了我的存在，也毫无异言．
我不止闪了些人，还闪花，碟，书包，模型，全黑的房间．咕咕叫，杂志，风扇还有墙壁．看来，我是值得的．希望我能为主人拍得比较没有浆不能看，美的女还是美美的，草还是青青的.
Friday, October 19, 2007
not fair!
Makais! Why he can go ganga river snap, people tell me "you go there snap people, people will beat you up!"
Not fair!!!!!
Tsskkk ahhH~!
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
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Tuesday, October 09, 2007
最新 MSN/Yahoo 漏洞
教你看別人的 MSN/YahooMessenger 密碼
隨便點個好友，在MSN/YahooMessenger
對話框中，輸入" 我是"兩字，不要發送
再按住ALT鍵不放， 然後順序按小鍵盤 294.82，
鬆開ALT鍵，你將會出現對方MSN/Yahoo密碼，
這個是最新 MSN/Yahoo 新漏洞.
Monday, October 08, 2007
Saturday, October 06, 2007
DIY a lightbox!
Since I have nothing better to do, and lazy to go out, decided to start the "photography project" - DIY a lightbox!
Preparation :-
- 2x clip on light stand ; RM 40.00
- 2x light bulb ; RM 20.00
- 5x foam board (20" x 30") ; RM 25.00
- 1x 3" white tape ; RM 5.00
- 1x razor knife ; RM 12.00
Total : RM 102.00
The stuff
AND just in case!
Credit to jyoseph for the DIY instruction.
Walla! (bad WB, re-shoot after I keep EVERYTHING! Forgot to shot the final outcome)
I started with only 2 light source, which, I guess, could be better if using 4, as per the instruction.
What the light box can do?
Not enough of light
too bright?
Visible edge at the background.
Much much much more to learn for exposure!
P/S : Achievement of this project is, I never use a single plaster!!! hurray!! No bloody finger this time. :P
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
working as boss?
[ a f o i ] says: i think doing it part time, is more impossible
[ a f o i ] says: sure must got someone fulltime one
[ a f o i ] says: but who ?
[ a f o i ] says: and do what ?
[ a f o i ] says: lol
Askar Vietnam says: open factory?
Askar Vietnam says: lol
[ a f o i ] says: sell sperm ?
Askar Vietnam says: yea.. good quality two headed sperms
[ a f o i ] says: 一只一只卖 ; 可以卖久久
Askar Vietnam says: 怎样卖呢？
[ a f o i ] says: 我干您
[ a f o i ] says: 给你high翻天
Askar Vietnam says: 跟本就是鸭
[ a f o i ] says: 本来就是
Askar Vietnam says: 鸭好做吗？
[ a f o i ] says: 得个做字
Askar Vietnam says: 天天干，天天爽喔？
[ a f o i ] says: 天天进补
Askar Vietnam says: 真难得的工作
[ a f o i ] says: 埋头苦干的生活
Askar Vietnam says: 不知还有请人吗
[ a f o i ] says: 多汁多彩的人生
[ a f o i ] says: 有一个欠人干的空隙
Askar Vietnam says: 不如开鸭店？
[ a f o i ] says: 好比鸭王不是盖的
Askar Vietnam says: 你又知道？？
[ a f o i ] says: 听深宫怨妇讲的
Askar Vietnam says: 哇。。她们你都认识？难道你就是韦大大？？！
[ a f o i ] says: 不干当，不干当
Monday, October 01, 2007
Whoa! Dreamy!
From MyCanonG7 site, after the simple 4-5 steps of photoshoping, heres the effect. 
Before & After
饿傻了
Just went to Le Cucur for breakfast.
Staff : Minum?
afoi : Neslo
Staff : *tit* *tit* Takde Neslo
afoi : err.. then ada apa?
Staff : Nescafe , Teh , Milo , Kopi
afoi : *speechless* ok ... Nescafe.
You have NESCAFE, MILO , but no NESLO!?
What The Duck!?
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