The joke that made my day.

Today headache, so, take a day off.. then, watch AXN "The Pink Panther". Its a lame movie. Some really good jokes in it. The stupid inspector made me laugh a lot.

Asst : Bizu was found dead in the locker room
Inspector: is it fatal?
Asst : |||-_- yes, it is fatal.
Inspector: how fatal is it ?
Asst : |||-_- Completely fatal.
Inspector: I want to see him now!
Asst : He's dead, sir.
Inspector: Oh.. ok.

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Work problem, has been leverage to another extend. Let's see what will happened tomorrow.

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New camera to collection

Had a team outing this weekend. Hope for a good rest from work. Can't wait to see my masterpiece!

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Going strong

Look ma, the plant is strong still.

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Dr M: Sodomy again? Gov't not so stupid

From mkini, Dr.M said:

"Few would care to make public such a very shameful thing as being sodomised. In fact, the last time at least two people came to see me claiming they were sodomised by Anwar.

"But they were unwilling to make a report or be witnesses in court. One of them, however, did see the imam of Masjid Negara (Taib Azimuddin, now a PAS MP) to seek advice on the religious angle," he added

Then, now, look at our proud lil shitful boy



Photo taken when he about to go to the police station. What? have you just won Chelsea 3-0 ? have you just won the election ? or have you just conquered Himalaya ?

No, you've just SODOMIZED EIGHT TIMES! proud boy, shame on you!

P/S: thanks to "super advanced" medical technology, they actually knew he has been sodomized eight time. Probably they see some mark like :-

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they still using the YAHOO bank email

out of curiosity, i go and email the bank.. LOL

SGBCI-CI

SOCIETE GENERALE

DE BANQUES EN

COTE D’IVOIRE

Société Anonyme au

capital de 15.333.335.000 FCFA

R.C. Abidjan 2641 LBCI n°8 siège social :

Abidjan Plateau, 5 et 7 avenue Joseph Anoma

01 BP 1355 Abidjan 01.

Tel: +225 0928 9548

Fax: +225 48289738

Email : sgbci_ci_intremittancedept@yahoo.com

Attn: Sir,

In response to your mail, this bank has informed you earlier the requirement for the transfer of the money. However if you are really the partner of Miss Jennifer Gershon, the money is Seven miliion five hundred thousand united states dollars, and not five million.

You are required to send us the DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE of the funds and CERTIIFICATE OF LEGALITY which you will get from the Ministry of Economy & Finance here in Cote d'ivoire. As soon as we receive these certificates, and after our verifications, we will transfer the money

So, you have to contact the attorney we recommended for you or you can come here in person for getting the certificate of legality from the Ministry.

Expecting your response.

Dr. Richmond Erondu

Director ( SGBCI BANK)

Hi banker, I would like to transfer my 5 millions dollar worth of saving to my other account. How can I do that? regards, Yao Chin Yan

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please switch off your mobile!

Please switch off your mobile phone!

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back to the basic

fuuahhh its totally different thing in FILM!!! back to super noob !! all settings screwed up... damn....

Not much to shout with the current result.. damn.... need more practice !!!

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感动的老虎王国的故事

这是一个很古老的传说............

很久很久以前，在老虎王国有一对兄妹，他们各自身怀特殊的能力。
哥哥有着一对千里眼，能够看到极远方的微小事物
妹妹有着一对顺风耳，能够听到极其细小的声音
他们从小一起长大...............一起快乐一起悲伤...............
闲暇时候，他们总会跑到后山的山丘上，

哥哥眺望千里外的遥远国度，对着妹妹述说着那里各种千奇百怪的事
物。
妹妹聆听微风传来的讯息，对着哥哥吟唱着远方教堂传来的天使般的歌
声。

或许是长时间在一起的缘故，他们爱上了彼此。

虽然他们知道这段爱情是不被允许的，但他们就是无法控制自己。
他们抛开了一切束缚，开始不顾一切地享受着爱情。

然而，纸终究是包不住火的，两人的关系被发现了。
父亲大发雷霆，母亲以泪洗面，
街坊邻居对两人指指点点，
两人拼命证明对彼此纯真的感情。

但是，由于道德观念的枷锁，两人终究不被允许，已经无路可走
为了证明对彼此至死不渝的爱，

哥哥弄瞎了自己的眼睛，
妹妹弄聋了自己的耳朵，

不为什么，只因为他们认为，既然得不到众人的祝福，那有这能力又有
何
用？

反正他们两人是得不到幸福的一对。



很久很久以后，有个音乐家听到了这个凄美动人的爱情故事，大受感
动。百感交集下，他谱出了一曲感人肺腑的曲子。

我偶然间听到了这曲子，不禁悲从中来。
真能令人悲叹兄妹两人可歌可泣的遭遇呢！！

很可惜，我没有它的CD，也没办法在这里让大家听到它优美的旋律，
我只能就我所记得歌词的部分来和大家分享。

希望你们也能体会出其中的感动..................

那歌词是这样唱的...........




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“两只老虎 两只老虎
跑得快 跑得快
一只没有眼睛 一只没有耳朵
真奇怪 真奇怪”

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I'm truly impressed

I'm very very surprised to receive such a good "customer" support. No doubt, all the call centre, support team also sound polite, blablabla, but it is the policy to assist customer in any possible way, that win my heart!!

Well, because its dated 80s or earlier, even the camera looks new, there still some minor sign of wear. The reversing knob, somehow is lossy. So I decided to email lomography.com to try my luck.

I've just bought a LC-A from a friend, i have a problem here...

When i finished my first roll of film, i tried to reverse the film, but as u can see from the attached picture, there is a slight break of this part, when i turn the reversing knob, the metal stick will fall off..

How can i repair this ? do you have any parts of this that I could change?

Looking forward to hear from you ... thank you in advance.

And out of my surprise, this is the reply i get.

Hi,

I’m sorry to hear that. Please tell me if you are only missing the rewind knob? I will then send you a new one for free ;o)

Don’t forget to tell me your address!

Cheers,
Alex

Yes, I admit I think they dictated the "lomo lc-a", I admit i feel pissed when they sell over-priced camera. But I must also admit that, this time round, i'm really impressed with their service.

p/s: I didn't buy this lomo lc-a from them :O

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