Hero Without Land For Fight

Many years ago, I'm USED to be not-too-bad-and-can-show-off-abit guitarist. When I'm one of the top student in my music school, when the boss will ask me to show off the skill whenever he saw me and with new customer.

After many years, my guitar skill sucks...


The ciplak guitar rest in peace inside the case...


The kai-wan-siao-quality guitar rest ON TOP~

I MUST re-polish the skill... touch her gently again. Hold her body tight, move around her neck, press it gently around the bra bar.. and plug the payaya string so strong, that I feel the vibrant of her body... too bad, I've lost a G String from one of them, a D String from another and an Lower A String from the last one..

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Potong Steam Bfast Set vs. Mayak Steam Bfast Set

Lately(months ago), I "discovered" a cute girl working in McD, so, most of the weekdays, I'll settle my bfast there. Not only want to enjoy the hash brown, also want to look at her sweet smile. :)~

BUT, sometimes, when there's too much of fast food / poor / she not working there. Malay stall will be the alternative.


Mee-Hoon Goreng Biasa + Teh Tarik Kurang Manis RM5.00 <- potong steam....


McD BFast Set. RM5.25 - RM6++


The sweet,cute,pretty,nice looking girl. <- mayak steam....


The sweet,cute,pretty,nice looking girl.

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The Sticky Man Karma Sutra

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[Update] Federal之狼

Federal二狼 last seen on the Internet at 1805.08052005. Dear all young female online user, be aware.


Crime Scene


18466th Victim. Code name : CCIK-83-W-WP*



*CCIK-83-W-WP :-

ChunChickInKancil
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83thInThisGroup
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WhiteCar
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WillayahPersekutuanPlatNo

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kkc from kelamin.net

dav[censored]ey@ke[censored].com

Dear afoi,
A group of us, Fra[censored]ock, Ke[censored]ny, Da[censored]ong and myself, are going to revive the Men Ministry which has gone into existence for a long time. The purpose for this revival is mainly due to Br[censored]on who spoke to us during the church camp and a desire in each one of us to meet the spiritual needs of the men in our church. I have written to ask you to join our group in the initial startup to represent your age group. we are looking for man in our midst who are zealous about JC and has a passion to see the Church meeting the spiritual needs of the people, in particular the men in our midst.
I have spoken to Zhe[censored]in and he has agreed to join us to represent his age group. I hope you will consider this carefully and let me know of your decision by this week if possible. For your info, we have informed Pastor regarding this ministry and he has no objection to it.

Best Regards,
[censored]id T[censored],
[censored]min.com
Tel: 53549413

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Reply from afoi :

After consider it carefully, I've finally made up my mind, at first, I would like to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR CHEESE DICK AND LEAVE ME ALONE. But, I realised its too harsh and might hurt you. So, my reply will be "you guys enjoy, without me.."
And btw, next time, please check ALL your fucking recipient email address before you send it out. and make sure you fucking know them~! So that nice people wont need to curse you to hell. Wish you a good day.

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I'm dancing and I don't care who knows it

Surf thru flickr.com , and found a user named fd.One word, STUNNING!!!! TWO THUMBS UP for most of the pictures he took. I enjoy watching every photo he published~! Its very very very nice. The feel, the background... EVERYTHING!! Also, his two lovely kid. They're so cute that I want to pinch their cheek~ :D

Really nice photo... nice work~!!


Image taken from http://flickr.com/photos/john

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Federal之狼

PETALING JAYA: Federal之狼No.1 and his partner Federal之狼No.2 spotted at the Federal Haiway yesterday. Witness say, there's alot of young female driver got molested by the Federal之狼No.2 mentally. According to some source, Federal之狼No.2 have the ability to molest with the eyes. Polish is setting up some 340-345 road blocks along the Federal Haiway to track down both suspect.

Please avoid any blue colour-ed Wira, along the Federal Haiway. To report a case, please call 1-800-TRACK-DOWN-Federal之狼 Hotline.

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new bayBEE

Bday is around the corner, my gang asking me to eBay anything I like by myself. As always, Uncle Lim's life is dull and boring, not into fashion nor too much of hightech gag, so, decided to further expand my gf card collection. Received this four decks of cards yesterday when having dinner with'em.

Also, dear cousin send over a deck of playing card, from her university, LSE. So nice of her.. looks like the lobster mee to her is a must have.



USPC Tech Art. Source say, U.S. Playing Card Co. made only 3,000 of these unusual decks.


Date showing the deck is printed during year '02. Not too old thou.. but its rare.


The large index with 4 cornered index.


The extra card, giving desc on the barcode. I assume this deck is printed to be distributed to casino for getting in more sales.


Superbly pretty fan by Uncle Lim.


The spread.


A casino deck with the famed trademark "Bee" on the back. The bonus card inside labels the deck as "Standard Index U.V." This style of deck once was used in casinos and was designed as a "generic" deck.


Sealed Card Box.


Sweet~

Too bad, there's some not-too-steam-and-abit-disappointed-deck as well. Didn't go thru too details on this item. Never know the deck is actually having a hole punched, to indicate "casino used deck"


Deck from Playboy Atlantic City, NJ.


Default bee diamond back design with Playboy symbol.


Back Design. the punched hole, potong steam.


Another "Playboy Deck" with Bicycle Rider Back design, except the rider back with the Playboy symbol.


A sealed deck as well.


The back design, except its in green colour.


Deck from L.S.E


Colourful hand drawing back design. London background.

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untitled

Somewhere near the Wan Utama TGV cinema, there's this shop, with, uhhmm... semi-auto-network-real-time-artificial-intelligence-wireless-portable-eletronic-device on each table.


Seperate button for seperate service. But I cant find the "syiok, include orgasm" service.


When pressing the button, there's this eletronic board, displaying the table number, service code, with chime.

I thought they'll send Marvin, The Paranoid Android to serve us. Surprisingly, its human who serve us. The food , so so..

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My wish to come true...

mali mali hom......... tian ling ling... ti ling ling... karp karp d.p a lin karp karp yu loi leng....

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The first 3 hours lunch

Its been quite awhile since I go for long hour lunch. Today, for the first time in this current contract, went lunch for 3 hours. Aunty's bday today, so we decided to give her a treat. Then, han-tu go ask boss to join.

han-tu : aunty bday.. want to join us for lunch? we're planing to give her a treat.

boss : till.. now I cant afford to treat? why must you all treat? I treat!

han-tu : waiting you to say this only.

So, the whole department went out lunch together.


The weather is sweet. Sunny day..



Are we there yet? Are we there yet ?


Boring during the journey.. snaping some random picture..


Tai Thong.


Tai Thong.

We ordered 7 dishes. All expensive dish which will not full. Damn... I cant remmeber the name of the dish. But it's expensive one. 9 of us, about 500-600+


The prawn.


The prawn, with "char har long zhao sau"


gross.. but tasty... not blood thou..


-the end-

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*salute*

Today, listen to some modified song.. THE BEST I've listen so far. *salute*

[住屋村大] - 19.2MB [Updated] - Link broken problem fixed. But super slow download speed. Bear it.

taken from http://www.jumbo.32.hk

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Please, I'm really not THAT pervert

Nothing to do, did a search on www.technorati.com on "afoi".

FUCK~

おれは、射精した
02/01/13(日) 09:42 ID:ds9+afoi おじゃ魔女どれみのももこたんを見... 12 名前：名無し さん＠初回限定 投稿日：02...スレを発見しおれは写生... 16 名前：名無しさん＠初回限定 sage 投稿 日：02/01/13(日) 14:07 ID:ds9+afoi １が心安らかであることを祈りつつ...

Posted 51 days ago in 地下９７階 0 links

WTF do 射精 has link with afoi ... yea.. afoi can 射精 whenever he want.. but... WTF~!?

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17.07.05

Today, go out and meet with one of my long lost hometown friend. Its been quite awhile since I saw her. Miss those old day, when I can see her everyday at school. Bwahahahahha.

We went "The Curve" for lunch. After chit chat for hours, go shopping with her. AS USUAL, I bought nothing, she bought some accesories and some skirt.


ChunLee, The Junior

Today and yesterday, been playing with fire in the morning. Soon, will make some video about it..


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Some other photo snapped N-months ago.


The Good. (the ONLY word I can make with the limited alpha.)


The Bad. Bad manner!!!


The "Gu". Gugudoll@WanUtame


The Bad. Overload bus with fat driver.


The Good. NICE Porridge~ Highly recommended.


The Bad. Afoi's tongkat ali.


The Good. Afoi's Bfast.


The Bad. When you visit'em too frequent, the good will became the bad.....

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16.07.05

Recently , weekends getting more and more boring. Seems like nothing much we can do. Bento work at Saturday morning, then go back hometown. went shopping with felice and princess. Or, should I say... FOLLOW them shopping.

Its totally weird, cant really express the feeling. But, doesnt feel comfortable at all~ sweating, BUT i'm DAMN cold... my palm numb... only my palm~ shesh.. then... went to eat some lamb chop.. then..getting better. Then, we "try" to get tic for movie, and as usual again, its all fully booked. SHIT!!! then, no choice... we go Port Dickson. Oh yeah!

We set the time to gather at felice place at 6PM , again, as usual, fei late AGAIN. reached around 630PM... when we reach PD, its already 7+PM/8PM. Have a walk along the beach, nothing to see, no wind to blow, no papaya to pluck.

Settle dinner at some chinese seafood restaurant. 5 dishes , 1 fried meehon , 1 fried rice, at some sweet 57 bucks~!!! princess keep shouting "do you believe it~?? do you believe it~???" After talk cock until 10+ , our team fall back ... then.. STILL not enough.. mouth STILL itchy.. go some palce for yumchar.. go back around 2+AM.

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Slow Friday

Time passed SUPER slow today. Makes me think the watch got problem. WHY ? because it's FRIDAY! bento will be SUPER busy on every friday. Princess got training, so kenot fai thru MSN. Plus some PKLTJHCIO spying on us.

After the "Almost" [Infernal Affair - Final Episode] incident, I've totally NO OHM to work here no more! not even a single cell in my body want to work. "I don't know, some people do complaint about their work. But I see they still hold the work they working...but you're EXTREME! I can see you want to leave anytime from now!" someone told me this before. and YES I'm exactly with such feeling every weekdays.

Look at how they manage the thing ? Whats the point to rush the project for them? "I only want to take, I dont want to give". yeah right... go pull your dick and fuck yourself , you piece of nasty shit! ok, 11 more weeks to go... but... i smell shit is awaiting.. soon .... very soon... damn.....

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Random Conversation

afoi : no problemo... u busy ur thing first ...

afoi : woopss..... wrong emoticon

afoi : ampun...

Anonymous : awak sudah diampun

Anonymous : beta sekarang bersama puteri

afoi : hamba ampunkan para tuanputeri

Anonymous : "burung-burung sedang main air"

afoi : ya ollah.......

afoi : diharap burung tak mati kena air tembak

Anonymous : whahahha

Anonymous : soli la...u r not hamba..u r patik

afoi : tuanku taulah... kalau mati terkena air tembak..sangat "datang hal" la tu..

Anonymous : whahahah

Anonymous : okok...baginda sangat terima kasih kepada awa punya nasihat

Anonymous : akan ingat guna "tayar" supaya tidak mati lemas

afoi : patik harap, tuanku akan baling dumpling kat sungai buloh klau ada kanasai staff yang cucuk gua mia belakang...

afoi : nama saya WU .. jadi, saya harap , tuanku akan adakan hari untuk ingatkan patik

afoi : jomlah panggil dia... tuan wu jie , cantonse, kita kasi.. tuen mm jit

Anonymous : baiklah...harapan patik akan baginda tunaikan...

afoi : ampun tuanku...

afoi : wahai tuanku... ribuan umur ribuan umur, ri ri ribuan umur

Anonymous : itupun kalau patik mati dengan tuttup mata rapat rapat

afoi : ya tak ya juge....

Anonymous : bangun diri la

afoi : hahahahahha

afoi : zak~

Anonymous : whahahha

afoi : yo ollah.. apa tu.. zak ??

afoi : tak tau la pulak nape saya ZAK

Anonymous : beta pun tak tau kenapa ini bedabah ZAK

afoi : mohan maaf ... jangan la khinzir sembilan kaum patik...

afoi : tapi, klua tuan mau patik mati, patik mana boleh tak mati ?

afoi : ada yang mati cam bulu aje... ada yang mati cam tarzan..patik nak yang tarzan punya...

afoi : tapi , sebelum kasi amti..boleh patik ada satu rekuest ?

afoi : rekuest yang terakhir....

Anonymous : baiklah..memandangkan ini permintaan patik..akan beta tunaikan...

Anonymous : beritahu lah beta.......

Anonymous : apa itu!!

afoi : bolehkah...

afoi : bolehkah..baginda lepaskan patik ?

Anonymous : apa..tadi mau mati..sekarang tak mau mati

Anonymous : main main kah

afoi : patik bimbang.... offspring patik..akan terbalik kan yang jernih, pulihkan yang puteh...

Anonymous : baik lah..kalau puteh mest puteh puteh ah...

afoi : skali cam si orang puteh yang bername maikel jeksen

afoi : sudah cakep buka, cakep .... dihasut hantukah kita? apa sal... cam hang tuah cakep ngan hang lipoh ?

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People will act differently when they're too boring.. But, I think I'm just being myself.

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AngKong had answered my prayer

Weeks ago, Bento ask what I wish for my coming bday. Yeah, after we've start working.. we ASK people what they want for their present. No more surprise. I tell him, I want a CASE of Jerry Nugget. He jokingly agree that, IF I can ever find one CASE of Jerry Nugget , he'll buy it. THEN..... miracles happened...

I believe that , if we against AngKong's wish, then... something terrible will happen.. Hope he believe that as well.

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Random Conversation

BHuaker : Anonynomous.... have u call wing onn?

Afoi : then ?

Anonynomous : not yet

Anonynomous : wahahahahaha

BHuaker : ................

Anonynomous : not yet call to wing onn

Anonynomous : christina will arrange 1 la

BHuaker : afoi... u know who is wing onn?

Anonynomous : she ask me told her how mny ppl and when will go

Anonynomous : then she will ask mah

Anonynomous : aiyooo

Anonynomous : so worry for what

Anonynomous : we got christina

Anonynomous : yeah!

Afoi : dunno

Afoi : and who the hell is christina ?

BHuaker : wing onn is me and Anonynomous's son....

BHuaker : :D

Afoi : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

BHuaker : christina is babysitter

Afoi : WOW!!!


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Beware of the "silent marriage"....

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Lately, I cant really control myself. Neither my spending nor my mood. Have a talk with a friend last weekend. So my problem now is, being too harsh sometimes, and have no "filtering" on what I say. Thus, might hurt some people's feeling. The worst part is , I dont even realise this a problem.

Yes, I do admit I don't know what should/ what should not say. I always think its good to tell everything we feel to anyone. Guess will have to lock in a room , face the wall , suck the guts juice and ask my mum to tatoo "Think Before Talk" on my back.

Glad that I have a bunch of friend who always remind me of my problem. But they ask me not to stand too hard. Like that,how to satisfy my gf's need? (as if I have one)

Nothing much happening on the weekend. Mum visit (again). then Saturday morning, have a badminton session with Danny , his gf, DV , ahfeifei and I. Ahfeifei working afternoon shift the other day. So he cabut first.

*phone ringing*

Danny : oi.. your phone ringing

Afoi : oh really? *run to the bag*

Why do I need to run? only god know. When I passed by the tiang which tied the net, my shirt ACCEIDENTALLY got hooked with hookerhook.

*PPPLLARRRKKKKK*

My shirt got torn !!!!!!! WTF!!! Its good for laugh. Cant stop lauging. Luckily DV brought extra shirt. Else, I'll have to act like the Hulk for the next hour.

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