pandemic rumour

Today, after second wake up(R1), I combat to my notebook and check my mail.

Pheng Keong : ey.. ey.. you there ?

afoi : yes mdm... how can I serve you mdm?

Pheng Keong : err... you know la.. I stay in 12th floor, and there's no water faicility down there, I cant wash my car.

afoi : Still listening..

Pheng Keong : and... my car is getting bigger and bigger already..

afoi : why is that?

Pheng Keong : the dust is getting thicker ma..

afoi : LoL

Pheng Keong : can I goto ya house later to wash car?

afoi : sure...

Pheng Keong : Thanks!

*645PM*

*pu..pu.....*

afoi : come come come... (casually ask) so, need me to help you wash car or not ?

Pheng Keong : thanks!

afoi : !??????!??????????

Pheng Keong : be a man... dont take back your word...

afoi : yes... mdm....................................

While half way washing , my younger aunty from the next door walked out...

Younger Aunty : yo foizy! havent give you angpao thim!! lai lai lai.. sang sang seng seng..

afoi : hapi nu year.... thank you

Younger Aunty : ah pin gor... nah.. yours.... sang sang seng seng.. where's LongCheng?

Pheng Keong : errr... (who the hell is LongCheng?)

Younger Aunty : I got to go.. see you guys later!

*jiiiummmmmm*

Pheng Keong : who is LongCheng!!

afoi : my brother.. your car and his gf car is the same one.. I think she mistaken you and my bro's gf! wa... isk... nice la.. come and LET ME wash YOUR car.. somemore got angpao take! isk!!!!

Pheng Keong : kih kih kih!!

afoi : ahh..sitt...... ey... inside e house, there's some real strong transmitor!! IF they see you... I'm sure rumour will spread real fast!!!! holly sit!!!!!

Pheng Keong : wa.. then how ??

*sweating*

Pheng Keong : wui.... got one aunty peep in front of the door!!

afoi : sitt!!!!!!! young or old one !??

Pheng Keong : old one!

afoi : is your car clean enough, yet ?

Pheng Keong : yea yea.. as good as new one!

afoi : ok.. leave now... else, I'll die of wee wang wang-ing very soon..!

Pheng Keong : ok ok!!

- - -

And I thought that I'm safe. 830PM , After my aunty and uncle had their dinner.

Aunty : ey... foi, just now, your bro's gf came by?

afoi : err... no ark.. why ask ? want to talk to her ? *deep shit mood* (this doesn't look good)

Aunty : oh.. nola.. were just asking....

afoi : ic... *yawn* sleepy thim... good night

Aunty : so, who's that girl ?

afoi : err.. which girl ? chaisey laine? <- please DO NOT google this name

Aunty : the one you wash HER car today ?

afoi : ohh.. my friend la....

Aunty : oh... your FRIEND la ?? nothing la.. cos uncle next door just called and ask.

Nowadays, not only SARS spread fast, rumour spread as fast as light speed.... wait a minute, does that mean.. it can travel BACK and informed EVERYONE in the past? The level of spreading in things like "afoi's add math is only 11 marks" , "afoi get two One Love , one Two Love , three Ngor Leng in 6 card game he played" , "afoi today is horny" is WAY slower AND smaller than this "afoi washing a mysterious long hair girl's car"

Things didn't over, YET. Just now when mom called, I report this matter to her FIRST. Previous experience dealing with those "nasty modified n-time add oil ass salt rumour" , I have to tell mom BEFORE she get it from eat full nothing to do other people's mouth. Yea, this time, my action is simply "keh gau"(R1).. I received my bro's sms at 1AM (7 minutes ago) "Who's that girl?" holly sit.........

With the power of ultraman , ninja turtle , baja hitam , voltron , goku , and silver hawak, I command this will end soon.... you know la... pheng keong lui jai yan gar ma... tak baik tau?



Reference:
(R1) second wake up - it is a practise where a person wake up from his/her bed , and go continue his/her sleep on the sofa. When he/she wake up from the sofa, its the "second wake up"

(R2) "keh gau" - it means "you-thought-you're-so-smart-but-you're-not". Normally, used after you did something bad which you think IT is good at the first place. e.g : afoi "keh gau" gel a goku hair style before going to barber shop.