Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Don't pretend you want to talk to me, I know you hate me."

"Yes, you do, everybody does. It's part of the shape of the Universe.
I only have to talk to somebody, and they begin to hate me. Even robots
hate me. If you just ignore me, I expect I shall probably go away."

"That ship hated me"

"It hated me because I talked to it."

"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself
into it's external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length,
and explained my view of the universe to it. It committed suicide"

Watched H2G2 last weekend. Its HIGHLY NOT recommended. The movie is nothing good other than Marvin, the Paranoid Android.