The Pig With Human Figure
Today, slept until 1230PM. Wake up that time, my uncle already paint-ed the whole house. Wooopss.. supposed to help him.. maybe next time le.. :P today consider the FIRST day I off since I start work. Doing nothing at all.
(*)Bento(*) just now i kena tiu by post office KLIA....
[ a f o i ] WTF!
(*)Bento(*) i call this morning....
(*)Bento(*) the fucker super LCLY
[ a f o i ] MCH
[ a f o i ] get his name la
(*)Bento(*) i say the parcel 3 weeks oledi....
(*)Bento(*) then he say each parcel should have a number to refer....
(*)Bento(*) then i say can check using name....
(*)Bento(*) then he dulan....
[ a f o i ] :S
(*)Bento(*) talk rude...say if he use name to check... 3 days also cannot finish....
[ a f o i ] tiu...
(*)Bento(*) "u think u are the one who have this kind of matters?"
[ a f o i ] mahai...
(*)Bento(*) tiu mou?
[ a f o i ] meaning ya service is god damn lousy la
(*)Bento(*) then i say..."can i come to KLIA to check"
(*)Bento(*) he say "can.... but if u can't find anything dun blame us"
(*)Bento(*) my roommate also same with u....
(*)Bento(*) buy a book from amazon....
[ a f o i ] just recently ?
(*)Bento(*) 3 weeks liao and still not yet arrive...
[ a f o i ] shit
[ a f o i ] this is bad
[ a f o i ] then didnt he want to check ?
(*)Bento(*) he keep on ask me to find the number....
(*)Bento(*) u later u better send a mail to all seller....
(*)Bento(*) ask them the number....
[ a f o i ] sigh.... ok
(*)Bento(*) malay ppl...sigh.... girl will say dunno....
(*)Bento(*) guys will scold ppl....
(*)Bento(*) cipet...
[ a f o i ] but there's one ppl sent the reference number alreayd ma right ?
(*)Bento(*) nop....
[ a f o i ] ???
(*)Bento(*) where got?
(*)Bento(*) u check and see....
[ a f o i ] From: seller
[ a f o i ] this is the email u forward to me
(*)Bento(*) wa tiu....
(*)Bento(*) y i dunno this....
[ a f o i ] ???
[ a f o i ] u dunno this ?
(*)Bento(*) yea....
[ a f o i ] remember ? we even check the USPS site and trace ?
(*)Bento(*) ok...good...
(*)Bento(*) so... can u call and check?
(*)Bento(*) 03-87871122
(*)Bento(*) receiver name: bento
[ a f o i ] ok
[ a f o i ] just now u talk malay or english?
(*)Bento(*) address: Lot XXX , jalan ham sup lee
(*)Bento(*) malay.
(*)Bento(*) those fucker dunno english one...
[ a f o i ] all fucka out to lunch
(*)Bento(*) walau....
(*)Bento(*) wait till 2:30 la....
So when 2.30PM , I call them again, again, I kena direct to Holland. then put me to wait. *tut tut* *tut tut* *tut tut* *tut tut* *tut tut* *tut tut*
When you know it is time to hang up and not to wait? when the *tut tut* turned to *tulan tulan*. You know it is the right time to hang up. Finally I get a chance to talk to a pig with human figure I assume.
PwHF : Reference number ?
Afoi : RI 4617 8895 XXX
PwHF : RI, ya ollah, this is registered mail. We're not dealing with this. try call the..... the......................the............................... extention number 200. Then look for.........for..... for.. the... for....... Zul...... oh yeah~ Zulkiflee~
Afoi : Pig brain is small to think fast.
PwHF : I'm sorry.
Afoi : Its ok, its not your fault, its your brain that doesnt work well.
As expected, it takes forever to get to the zulkiflee.. I wonder if this person ever exist.
THEN, bento msg me. ONE OF THE PARSEL FINALLY ARRIVED! Oh yeah! will go meet him later ~! oh yeah !
Below were the details by bento's attempt.Call Transfer... Again and again...
Afoi's deck still haven't reach. I guess it was stuck somewhere between KLIA and KL. Follow up the tracing, i did make some calls to kastam.
First attempt - Kastam HQ - 0388822100
B: Hello, saya nak tanya, saya nak check itu parcel. Sudah 3 tahun saya tunggu.
Bitch: Oh, kita takde handle ni la boy... lu pigi call sama itu KLIA check la. Dia org handle.
B: Yakah...ok lor... amkan nor... HQ wor... apa pun tak tau... TAK GUNA!!
Second attempt - Kastam KLIA - 0387792607
B: Hello, saya nak tanya, saya nak check itu parcel. Sudah 3 tahun saya tunggu.
Bitch: Oh... you guna apa agent?
B: Agent? apa tu?? boleh makan punya?
Bitch: Bukan... macam UPS, FEDEX...
B: Oh... itu pengirim guna USPS!!
Bitch: USPS?? apa tu?
B: United States Postal Service aka Pos USA!!!!
Bitch: er...er...er... encik saya tak tau la... awak tunggu ya... saya bagi satu nombor awak call.
B: Ok la ok la. Tak guna...
Third attempt - Kastam KLIA - 0387792620
B: Hello, saya nak tanya, saya nak check itu parcel. Sudah 3 tahun saya tunggu.
Bastard: Oh... you guna apa agent?
B: Oh... itu pengirim guna USPS!!
Bastard: USPS?? apa tu?
B: United States Postal Service aka Pos USA!!!!
Bastard: Oh... soli la... kita handle MAS Kargo...kalau parcel, Pos Office handle...
B: Pos Office mana? Daya Bumi??/
Bastard: Bukan lah... cipet... KLIA la...Call ini number.
B: Tiu Mou??
Bastard: Oh ya encik, kalau awak ada masa, awak boleh datang sini check..hehehehehe
B: XP
Ok...Now left back the last number. 03-87871122. Nice number there, but i think the call transfer process will repeat again... Wish me luck...
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