Photo Oriented Story

One day, as usual, afoi walking down the street, hoping to spot any horny bitch humped by some strong dog. No luck, so afoi keep walking along the street. Its a cloudy day, not many people on the street.

Suddenly, there's a white honda speeding towards him. *Horn* "Oi.. come in.." Its DV who drive the car. Since he had nothing to do, so afoi decided to bump in his car and hoping if he could fetch afoi further to try his luck in spotting those horny bitch and strong dog.

DV drive and drive and drive. After some times, DV still drive and drive and drive. Afoi start to feel uneasy about this.

"Where you fetching me to?"

"Soon, you'll know.."

"Are we there yet?"

"Soon, you'll know.."

"Please.. Let me out of here... I dont want to dye... my hair.. you want to send me to "sar lone" ?? "

"Soon, you'll know.."

Since DV want to play "suspend" afoi decided to take a nap first. So, afoi reach down his pocket and surprisingly, he found a tooth brush. So after brushing his teeth and dv's teeth , afoi go and sleep.

After 3 days and 5 night, afoi woke up. *SHOCK*

"Where are you fetching me to~!!??"

"Soon, you'll know.."


There is a strong light infront of the road. Afoi cant hardly open his eyes and see things. DV is wearing some sort of goggle.

Oh no, where is this~? where is DV fetching afoi to? The light grow stronger and stronger. Suddenly........

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Afoi feels hungry.

"Do you have anything to eat in ya car?"

"you want to eat steamboat or spagetti?"

"how about steamboat?"

"sorry... dont have.."

"arrghh.. too bad.. then.. spagetti will do.. "

"sorry.. dont have as well.."

"but I'm hungry.."

"ok nevermind.. I'll make you some dumpling"

So , DV go to the back of the car, and light some fire and start to cook the ingredient for making some dumpling. The car is on fully auto-pilot mode.

"The dumpling is ready... come downstair and eat..."

"you mean... you have ANOTHER floor in your car?"

"you mean.. yours dont?"


The dumpling look so delicious. Afoi finished 3 plate of dumpling.

"Just curious.. how you make this dumpling? its so delicious"

"Oh.. I put red chilis and green one, together with some herbs leaves"

"No wonder.. how creative you are.. as normally, people use wooden chair as ingredient"


After the meal, afoi go downstair and take a hot and nice bath at the "Natural Hot Water Spring" place. Its such a nice room. Out of sudden..

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

The water start to floar in the air!!! So afoi decided to peek on the Window.

"Finally~!!!!!"

Afoi saw the Window Longhorn. Looks likes Microsoft had already released the new version of Windows!


"Hi, afoi.. I'd brought you to the outer space. We're going to go to the galaxy.. This the gateway to the KongwartthaiYhaoHuetMai planet"

"But... I thought this is chris's apartment~?"

"Shit.. you knew ~!!! Shit!!! NO WAY!!! NO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

DV gone crazy as afoi find out, this is actually chris's apartment. DV start to get mad. and run to nowhere. Since already reach here, afoi decided to pay chris a visit.

"Hello? anybody home?"

"yes?"

"I'm looking for chris.."

"she'd gone camping.. didn't you joint her? Some thing like "net act ses camp" "

So, afoi decided to go back first.


It is such a nice scenary out there. The sky is shined with the sunset. Along the road, there is some gorilla singing.. "gorillaz" song. Weird, by looking at them, they reminds afoi about the good buddy, Bento.

Suddenly...

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

The sky changed colour!! Dark cloud gathered within seconds. And there is strange light from far far away. Every gorilla start to scream and gone panic. Without wasting time, afoi proceed to the strange light place and see what's going on.

Upon reaching the scene, afoi saw alot of people gathering at one spot.

"Hi, uncle Si , what's going on?"

"Whoa~ I Si Pill Bert so old.. first time see this strange thing!!"

"What happen what happen~?

"I also dunno how to explain man.. its just too weird.."

"Then, uncle Tom.. can u explain?"

"Yes afoi, just now, I was as usual, attending my slim tant session in the Tom Italy slimming centre. See? I'd lost so much weight.. Now people start to call me Tom Kurus"

"Wow... but.. what so weird about this?"

"The weird part is, Tom Italy is closed today!"

Creepy..... Afoi start to feel the fear inside him... It looks like, strange thing is happening everywhere. So he decided to contact the "Wolf of Federal No.2"

"Bro, I plan to do something big!!!"

"Bro, come.. you can go my toilet"

"I mean.. i want to make something big and make some big money!"

"Right... so..what you think we should do?"

"I know one child abused staying near by..."

"Great~ Lets go and make some money!"

After reach his place, afoi take out a tissue and start to fold a rose. While WoFn2 making some jasmine tea to release tension. After 10 mins, Child Abused come out, with two empty cheque.

"Please.. I beg you... don't drink Jasmine Tea in front of my house.. and please.. dont fold the paper rose... I beg you... don't do this to me..."

"We'll see what you can do to stop us.."

"Take this cheque and fill in whatever you want!!! please.. leave me alone.. I have to go back in the house in 5 mins to get abused again.. ive been very busy ..."


Easy money for Afoi and WoFn2.. So, they go back happily with the cheque.. After some deep thought, afoi decided to fill the cheque.. "World peace" is the word afoi filled in the cheque.. After 3 days, miracle happened~! The world is again in peace. Afoi save the world again, and plan to re-watch "Chasey Save The World" hoping to learn new thing.

- END -