Q : Which footballer will never give u a lift in his new sports car?
A : Cafu
Hence, triggering more lame question
Q : Why did all the england players get sent off?
A : For constantly scolding vulgarities!! (lampard!! pass me the ball Lampard!! over there!! lampard!! guard him!!)
Q : Which team u think Jesus want them to win ?
A : Mexico, because the player, Jesus Arellano are from Mexico
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With regard to your enquiry we would like to inform you that,this model K800i expected will be out in local market by mid of July 2006.There is no indication on RRP.
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bunch of sohais
gou liao gou liao.. niaseng!
source from Danny
Before
Now!!
Still, no news on the price... HOPE, and I really hope its within my budget or I go crazy and spend without much planning .
Holland should be win the lead of total foul. Now, Holland already go back Holland, I cant wear my jersey with my signature lan si look already!!!
Totti had sooooo freaking many attempts no luck.. but still good play~
*tabik*
The dvd reached me today! Consist of two DVD, Windows Vista Beta 2 32-bit(x86) DVD and Windows Vista Beta 2 64-bit(x64) DVD
Wonder when I can install on my notebook. That means another reformat.. :o
I thought Microsoft's customer service is very good previously. Guess I'm wrong!! I get SIX transaction charge to my card. And I need to fill in some dispute form to dispute this transaction. Damn! If some shit happen again, here I come, uBuntu!
well, when you're alone... there are only 3 things you can play... for a man...
1. Games.... if you don't have girl friend...
2. Pussy.... if you have wife or girl friend...
3. Jiao Jiao... if you have girl friend and your girl friend don't let you touch...
*Tribute to Keno
1. open notepad
2. type "this app can break" without the " quote
3. save it
4. reopen the file
First, Ghana.
Then, not Mexico but Italy.
1-1 Draw.
Italy Red Card.
USA Red Card.
USA Red Card.
1-1 final result.
SCREWED!!!
Crouch , Gerrard .... you play shits for the first 80 mins. THEN~ it happened!! It just happened!!! This is by far, the most heart-beat-pumping match I ever watch.
Read More......Seriously, I think Ecuador play so well. I mean, look at them, other than yong sui sui like me, dark like me, they CAN play football! The way they pass and tackle. They know WHEN/WHERE to run. nice! most importantly, they're my equalizer! *phew* Lets hope England lead by at least two goal later. And Sweeden at least one.
In short, Costa Rica is just as sui siao as todays afoi.
Received email from microsoft today, regarding the stupid payment gateway down issue.
Dear Lim,
Thank you for visiting the Microsoft Direct Fulfillment website and your interest in obtaining Windows Vista Beta2.
Microsoft has identified that you may have encountered difficulties with our site as a result of the overwhelming response to the launch of Windows Vista Beta 2. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused and would like to provide you with a complimentary copy of Windows Vista Beta2 shipped via courier. You can expect to receive your product within a week.
We have also been notified that the error experienced may have inadvertently resulted in multiple charges being placed against your credit card. Microsoft has already engaged the relevant bank to reverse all charges made to your card for this particular order and this should be reflected in your next credit card statement. Should this not be the case please email aporders@microsoft.com for assistance.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Kind regards
Microsoft Regional Sales Corporation
Dear Lim,
Thank you for contacting Microsoft Regional Sales.
With reference to your query, please note that Microsoft will not charge customer for orders not placed and unfulfilled. We will arrange for necessary credit card refunds/reversals for all the order and no actions required from customers.
In addition, we will arrange for complimentary kits to be shipped to you at no cost , based on information provided at time of order.
Should you have any further queries, please do not hesitate to contact us.
Thank you for your support towards Microsoft products and services.
Kind regards,
Audy I.Kharnittha
Microsoft Regional Sales
A South American scientist from Argentina,
after a lengthy study,
has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read blogs with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late
Very clever and interesting website. By asking some question, it predict what you're thinking. It closed to what I am thinking. try it here.
Read More......I noticed that, since I need to get myself into massive traffic jam, my temper have change from bad to worst. I often will lost temper and act "quite" agreesively towards, uhmm... retarded driver a.k.a cheebuy-driver-who-do-not-use-signal-light-or-cut-queue-somemore-with-no-feeling-sorry-face. Then, today I read news paper, it says, recently, research shown more and more people hving this "Intermittent Explosive Disorder" due to alot of stress, one of them, by traffic.
Definition
Intermittent Explosive Disorder falls in the category of Impulse-Control Disorders. This disorder is characterized by frequent and often unpredictable episodes of extreme anger or physical outbursts. Between episodes, there is typically no evidence of violence or physical threat. Often genuine regret is expressed after the outburst. Most patients are young men and history will often involve frequent traffic accidents, moving violations and possibly sexual impulsivity. These patients may exhibit extreme sensitivity to alcohol. This disorder is a controversial category because some clinicians believe that it is only a symptom of other diagnoses rather than a disorder on its own (Morrison, 1995).
Symptoms
Intermittent Explosive Disorder is marked by several discrete episodes of failure to resist aggressive impulses that result in serious assaultive acts or destruction of property.
The degree of aggressiveness expressed during the episodes is grossly out of proportion to any precipitating psychosocial stressors.
No other mental disorder or personality disorder better explains the symptoms.
These symptoms are not directly caused by a general medical condition or substance use, including medications and drugs of abuse.
Other disorders that should be ruled out are as follows: Antisocial Personality Disorder; Borderline Personality Disorder; Attention-Deficit /Hyperactivity Disorder; Conduct Disorder; Manic Episode, and psychotic diagnoses.
(American Psychiatric Association, 1994)
Causes
The majority of cases occur when the individual is between late adolescence and late twenties. There is some evidence of that the neurotransmitter serotonin may play a role in this disorder.
Although the prevalence of intermittent explosive disorder is unknown and considered rare, the disorder is probably more common than realized and may be an important cause of violent behavior. Intermittent explosive disorder is more common in men. However, women also have problematic impulsive aggression, and some women have reported an increase in intermittent explosive symptoms when they are premenstrual.
Treatment
Treatment could involve medication or therapy, with the best prognosis utilizing a combination of the two.
These patients often need psychological treatment along with medication treatment, and it is often very helpful to base their psychological treatment on addiction-based models.
Biofeedback has proven quite effective. This procedure involves using EEG biofeedback to facilitate learning in order to increase the amplitude of slow brain wave (alpha and theta) activity, and facilitate a more relaxed cognitive experience. A case study resulted in a patient describing calmly walking away from situations that would have previously triggered emotional conflict and physical tension after the fifth session. Soon after, at the end of sixth session, he was ready to begin tapering off session frequency beginning with alternate week training sessions.
Studies suggest that patients with intermittent explosive disorders respond to treatment with antidepressants and mood stabilizers*.
*Mood stabilizers vary at different individuals. Some people fancy about playing cards. Friends should give care (playing cards) to the patients on and off , for him/her to feel that he/she are being cared. Jerrys Nugget are the best stabilizers found till up to date.
Tried few ten times, and kenot get thru the payment, until HSBC blocked my card. Then, HSBC called, "regarding your Microsoft xxxxxx , total of 3 transaction went thru"
WTF!? 3 ~!? I aint paying for the 2nd , 3rd transaction man... and they say will revert the payment for me .. :D
06/06/06 is an evil day to some people.
06/06/06 is a good day to some people.
to me, 06/06/06 is a 50:50 day to me. First, I'm on MC because of headache. Secondly, I got confirmed today!! Hope for the next 9 months, Everything went peacefully. Or at least, AFTER my bond date.
why aren't you here yet? Its been so long since I hear from you. I wish you'll be here soon, so that I can own you. I want to own you so badly, but some people tell me, you're just not suitable for you. I don't care what other people say.
I know I want you so badly. Sometimes you came into my dream, and when I woke up from my dream, I blame myself. I should not wake up, so that I could be with you.
P/S: to Sony Ericsson, will you just fucking launched that K800~!? niaseng.. you've been letting me wait way too long!! and my can-throw-away-but-will-kena-sued-of-polutting-environment-hp is not doing good, the spounge is dropping mm by mm each day.
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Got this sms during lunch time. In case I did not received this sms, they send TWICE. yeah.. I won I won.....
P/S : niaseng! If I ever response to this, I not only won, I'm OWNED!!!!
WC 2006 is approaching! and my co. having this game, - World Cup: FIFA WORLD CUP Germany 2006 where we can register and "play". Some sort of betting game. COOL~!!
Its good to have all sort of "pattern liao liao" event coming out @ work. Hope it remain as it is for a long time!.
Thanks to those fucka who rejected me previously. Else I wouldnt be here!
