Rasullah S.A.W Rasuah-lah, Saturday.At.Wangsamaju

for the first time, I got caught on speeding. how can a straight, wide, flat road like MRR2's maximum speed is only 80 KMph ?

*opposite car flashing non stop*

*slow down abit*

fucked... i saw some 白衣舔屎 a.k.a the 900+ bucks salary polishman.

*raise red flag and whistle at me*

*drive to side*

*wind-screen down*

polishman : license....

afoi : nah

polishman : *proceed to front of the car, writing blog on its notes*

polishman : you're speeding you know ?

afoi : ya..

polishman : here, the maximum speed is only 80 KMph

afoi : ok.. so, whats my speed?

polishman : 115 KMph

afoi : ok..

polishman : *continue writing a blog entry on its note*

polishman : you want to get a summon or settle here?

afoi : *show wallet* I only got 32 bucks

polishman : ok..

afoi : you want it ALL!? *cheebuy*

polishman : yes. *hands in my car waiting*

afoi : *take 20 bucks*

polishman : *accept*


Moral of the story :-
1- Always empty your wallet before you're on the road.
2- Spend money on G7 is better than wasting it on some polishman.