Memories

Went back hometown during wesak day weekend. Its the same old peaceful quiet town.. peaceful no more.. The criminal case is getting higher and higher. As usual, I couldnt get away with the "3-must-have-routine". Everyone seems to be busy with their working life. And damn... I miss those moment when I still a student back in my hometown.

Mum ask me to go back to old house to do a final inspection. We sold that house, the house where I grew up. Every place in that house reminds me of alot of thing. Snap some photo before it's knock down.



It look so old..


Everythings gone. But not the mighty bike which I used to conquer the whole town with. Hey, I got a very top skill in riding a bike.


Looks like there's some prayer soon. This stage is right beside my house. and DAMN! everytime around the year end exam, they'll be having this sort of "celebration". You'll be listening to those remix music until early morning. The result? I never do good in exam. But hey, that isn't that bad. At least I had something to blame on. (That explain why I nvr kena from parents when i failed 5/10 subjects)


I wonder how can the Dr. who rent the house can live in such condition. He nvr even want to move the furniture out from the room. Looks like some place for the "Eat Big Rice Tea" gang to gather.


The dining hall.


The kitchen. I used to prepare some late supper here, when I stay up late to study. Wait a minute.. Study ? I mean.. doing some online reference revision.


My room, no more..


This view of my room's window is just nice when there's any prayer in the temple. Had you seen how the people penetrate the long long long steel bar on their mouth? Had you seen how the people "invite" the so called "god" to used their body to communicate with other people?
Basically, I see alot of thing over here. Especially lenglui with pray there. Ahh.. how nice.


Usually friend will hang out here. Cock talking session, Online Reference revision.


They (DV,fei and gangs) used to stay here when they pay the visit here.


The place I felt abit sorry for. I cant remember when does it happen. But am pretty sure I was just in lower form in primary school. It happen during CNY. Where I play alot with the fire cracker. There is this "super spinning lotus with extra effect" firecracker, which meant to be lite on the floor and it will spin like a lotus. BUT, that is just way to dull to play with. So I lite and THROW it high up the sky. It drop at the road and start to spin. Shit. RIGHT on the spot, there is a old old lady there. And she's VERY VERY panic with the firecracker which jumping all around her. FCUK! I'm sorry! I enter the house without telling anyone about this.


The palce I go when I had arguement with family. Yes, the back yard. Its also the place where I had my "arson training" here. Radio? Chair? When I was at younger age, some of the small kiddo from the temple will climb this wall and look for me. Also, we have a whistler each, where we have to report to the place whenever we heard of the whistler. yeah right.. How hard I blow, no body will give a fcuk.. becase I dont either, when I heard any.


The picasso master piece we bought during year of 1999. Its about 1.3 million by that time. Not too sure how much it cost now. Did I say it's in Rupiah?


The BEST view for "thunder storm watch". Everytime raining, I'll be staring at this open space. And yes, you can see all sort of nice lighting. Because of the open space, Thunder striking is always around my house. I love watching thunder.


My nice nice nice neighbour accross the road. The uncle used to be my school bus driver, who is very very very very nice. Also, the aunty is a very very very very kind lady. They give me Bobby the dog when I was young, and help me to bury him when he left me. I wish they're always as cheerful and as happy as they were.


The attack of the pest. One of the staircase's wood finished by the pest. According to the pest control dude. This the WORST case he ever encounter in his 20 years carrer. (yau mou lan?) But then, when you go near, you'll listen the sounds made by the pest.


My shit goes here. But some people steel the cover and sell it.

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I seriously need for a change...

I think I have a serious problem. I need to do something with it. I'm having BIG problem. But how? I'm TOTALLY lost control over it. Forgive me if I'd do something wrong.. I just love it..

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What you can do in six minutes with ohm!

To all liverpool fan.

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Smoking room

Today I finally found out the 101th "Smoking Area" around my office. It is say that this area is No Smoking Area. However, At some of those abandon-store-room, there's this self-print "label"


The self-declared smooking room.

uhh.. what's the word above the word smoking?


Snake Room??? ROTFLOL

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Afoi in a foi day

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How I wish I can go there..

Arrghhh... I want to go Ohio!!! To be more specific.. I want to go here:

End of year.. must suggest to bring mom to Ohio~ Lets wish and wait....

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Lone Ranger

Being work on shift can be tiring. Especially you have to work outside office, alone. I used to envy my neighbourhood's security guard. They seem to be having great time every night. Group of people, yam char-ing in the nicely build guard house.. Food and drink provided. I mean, what else one can expect? You're paid for staying awake and chit chat?

Then, while I was on my way back, I passed by another guard house in another area. Situation is TOTALLY different. Solo performance without audience. How long he can stand before going off to meet sin-the-real-lust in dream land? Suddenly, I feel lonely by looking at this picture..

Akon, sing it~

Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely..

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Now, who is the REAL VanDam?

Now, I'm confused... Is the VanDam who violated me is the real one? or this one ? which is VanDam-er ? Cant think of anything now.. confused and frustrated...

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The Vandam Cruelty

One fine day, small pity afoi feel boring, so he decided to go out and have a walk. Wrong move... totally wrong move.. in the middle of the valley, he met VanDam, the cruel prosecutor.

Afoi being forced to a dead corner.. that doesn't end there, VanDam start with the famous VanDam-Car-Luck-Tie-Kiap-Kiap-Chow power. Obviously, that day VanDam reaches the highest level. Afoi sense taht the Vandam level on that day is almost 107,390,386,385,893 point higher than normal.



Actually, she's FORCED to snap that photo.. although I see joy in her face while snapping this photo. I'm helpless.. someone please help me... Princess, please help me.... please.... (VanDam, this post, you seng seng deng deng stick with your VanDam character, princess let other to do)

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Delicious something

Some special,tempting dish from La-Manila. With that outlook, I couldn't resist.. but to grab it. But, be warned, never squeeze it. wake up.. it's mushroon soup with breed.. very nice mushroom soup.. very so so breed.

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Golden Pee with Golden Price

Went KLCC last weekend. Wend to the toilet, the 2 bucks entrance toilet. Just curious. Ngam ngam that day.. didn't drink much water, so, I had a GOLDEN pee with GOLDEN price. BTW, the paid price doesnt make your pee sweeter.. leeches still die when you pee on them.


Afoi's thumb. Entrance ticket.


Rich old man Curious uncle with small golden pee output.


Look simple but misdirecting sink. I actually got fucked with this. The damn censor look like a button.. and I actually go push it.. shesh!!! ah beng...


fyi, you dont pay for him to hold your brother john.


Nice and clean.

RM2.00 for a pee. Will not re-visit. Just curious.

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Early birdie deserve better food

Surprisingly, today I manage to get off work before 7 PM .. Because of that, I managed to catch up "Mondo Magic" showing at AXN .. I'm excited now.. Because of that, I had a more proper dinner.


Yummy-Bak-Kut-Teh Dinner Set.

What they say is true, "early bird deserved a better food". Today is a better day(second half) for me.. Hope it will last longer.


No-Ohm-PMS-Lazy Dinner Set

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Flamingos...gone with the wind..

Tuesday May 3, 2005
Falling tree kills 14 Malacca Zoo flamingos

STORY AND PICTURE BY THOMAS TAN
MALACCA: Two thirds of the flamingo population at the Malacca Zoo were killed by a falling tree during strong winds on Sunday evening.

The branches of the 13m-tall angsana tree in the Mini Safari compound fell within the birds' enclosure near the zoo’s amphitheatre, killing 13 of the 21 flamingos, which were all from Tanzania.

Jason Loh of Animal Adventure, the company that trains the birds for the animal show at the zoo, said the incident happened between 6.30pm and 7.30pm.

“Two other flamingos were badly injured – one of which died today (yesterday),'' he said, adding that zoo workers were out for dinner at the time of the incident.


CRUSHED: The birds struck dead by fallen branches at the zoo in Malacca on Sunday.

Loh, who estimated the dead birds to be worth about RM60,000, said zoo workers took two-and-a-half hours to clear the branches from the enclosure and remove the dead and injured birds.

“The daily bird presentation at the zoo will be carried out as usual but there will not be a flamingo show for now,” he said, adding that there was a ban on the import of birds, including flamingos, due to the bird flu scare.

Two other trees were also uprooted by the strong winds. One fell on the bear enclosure, but none of the animals was injured.

The other tree fell near Loh's office.

The 21 flamingos were brought to the zoo in December 2003 and made their debut at the bird show in March 2004.

Scientifically known as Phoenicopterus ruber, the pink-coloured birds are found in Africa, Europe, Asia and South America.



This incident happened after we visited the Afarmosa Animal World. I wonder if it's those flamingos which performed on the Bird Show. :S I witnessed their last show...

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*tired*

Still in office, and it's almost 8PM.. Been going off late recently. Will I need to stay until early morning every weekdays or weekends? No mood in doing any other thing.. or should say.. no time to do so...

Need something other than work.... really need that... friends say they dare not to message me in MSN.. so, I'm not only stress.. but lonely...

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You the man, Tiong Soon

During our malacca trip on last weekend, there's a person's name keep on coming on our my mind. Tiong Soon. He's the mysterious guy, he's afoi's savious, he's the man.. the one whom we dunno who the heck he is. Everything started when Princess start her SM session on me in dv's car.

Been calling tiong soon for help during the 1+ hour journey to malcca. No luck still. Even my arms turn red, tiong soon still do not answer my call. Until we reached hotel, DV suddenly changed. to Tiong Soon!! he pay back the reveng to Princess! hurray.. Tiong Soon~

Tiong Soon, I owe you.. I think you gonna save me from Princess's torture.. Other than sweating the other day, I'm damn sure my right arm cried. Cried of happiness because we found you.

But, I cant call your english name nomore, people started to pekchek with "Tiong Soon". So, I should call you "Zhong Xin". And on our way back home to KL, I think we finally found out who exactly you are. Mr.Fung, thanks alot for your help. You such a great man.

Tiong Soon, call me when you free.. Tiong Soon, save me when I call..

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Even he knows...

lick lick... lick lick ar.. lick lick..

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[Malacca] - Sunday @ malacca

As usual, we planned today's schedule yesterday and we ruined it by not following EVERY single thing. We didn't wake up at 7AM, we didn't have our bfast at the hotel, we didn't reach A-farmosa Animal World early early morning.

Today is the climax of the sweating journey. Hualaneh.. the sweat.. Animal Safari is quite fun.. but too bad the animals doesnt seem to be active at all. What you expect? they're feeded on time.. and no need to fight for food also? hmmphh...

There's quite some number of animal show in A-Farmosa.. Also a cowboy town.. The drama played is kinda boring.. dont really understand wtf the actor are saying.. Althought I think it's english. But the princess is pretty.. ngek ngek... The setting of the cowboy show is similiar to the game I played year ago, "Desperado". Its nice to watch it live. The effect is not too bad..


Whats at the back? aisay... new building..


I like all the red indian very much. They're very cool.. without any solid reason.. they'll just ride the horse and pass by the stage with speed. They dont even hold the horse.. free hand! wow.. *salute*

After the Cowboy Show, we went to some animal shows, fun show as well. Again, its not words that can be describe.. :P The monkey is all very ngai lan.. One thing I'm very very very very very very very very very impressed with is the communication between the trainer and the animals. Because the show is dealing with animals, so they cant really have full control of the animal's reaction. The animals sometimes do not follow the order or did the wrong thing. But the thing is, after the Multi-Animal Shown ended, we stay there to wait for the crowd to clear. Then, I saw the trainer is TALKING with the orang utan. Yes, TALKING to the orang utan. The orang utan suppose to hit the golf in the hole, but he didn't manage to do so after few attempts.

And the best part is, you can actually see the orang utan is actually LISTENING to what he say. I'm reallllllly impressed with that. The trainer teaches him to follow his way and hit the ball, and this time , the ball goes in the hole. I gave a big applause.. they deserved it. I wish to have more thumbs to give u more thumbs up.. *2 thumbs up*

Bird Show is the next show. Although its a little big boring. But the cool part is, there are eagle!!! which I dream of keeping one as pet when I was young. They make the eagle fly REAL close to the audience. It's wing actually touches my spiky hair! cool~

When they make the eagle fly from one end to the other, they ordered everyone to sit and do not disturb the eagle, as it is a BIG bird, and might go mad. I still manage to NOT to ducks and takes some multiple shots while it flys right ABOVE my head!! Its an awesome experience! Someday, I must try to keep an eagle as pet!

>Short Movie Clip<

Then, we walk around.. and manage to snap some animals.


Small monkey.. very cute.. almost like me (till..)


Dark Swan.. almost as dark as me.. (true..)


Flamengo..


Flamengo..


Flamengo..


Lair-bit

Another cant-be-described-by-words-day .. reached KL at 6-7+pm .. had dinner at McD.. then cabut to go back to our lair and recover of some mana.. but i still ngeh ngeh to write some entries.. else.. I might not have the time to do so..

Time to rest now.. tired.. but happy~ wish there's more of such time.. oh yeah..

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[Malacca] - Saturday @ malacca

So, we reach malacca around 3 something.. Take us some times to reach our hotel. Orkid Hotel. Doesn't sounds like a good one thou.. but not that bad.. the room is quite spacious..

After some rest, we start to go around the city. First thing to do, is to eat the chicken rice ball. *yum yum* Then, we went to visit the Afarmosa , Red House , Jonker Street, etc. And that is when our sweating journey started. We also go try on the "beca" ride. Because we're exhausted and do not wish to walk back to the starting point after some long walk. Then, when we decided to go back hotel and take our shower before we come out again, the girls pass-by Jonker Street. And their instinct had totally controlled their mind. shopping~.. I bought a mahjong-like rummy set. ngek ngek.. more to add in my cards collection.

Its 9 something when we go back to our hotel. And after everyone had their shower, it's already 12 something.. just had some easy supper cum dinner at somewhere near-by.

Basically, its a busy and full of excitement day.. everything seem fun. Its not that can be descirbe with words, because.. afoi's fooling action..cant be describe... Maybe because someone's Prince is there too. bwahahahaha (shit.. my arms... sorry..)

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[Malacca] - Saturday morning gathering

Just came back from my lovely malacca trip. Everything is SUPER. Super Peak Season, Super Hot, Super Steam.. shesh.. hot weather there... keep on sweating like hell.. but had alot of fun there thou..

The big thing other than pleasure I found is, I finaly found some way to "cast" spell to the SM Princess.. Toing Soon!! oh yeah! from now onwards, I had a new saviour.. Tiong Soon~

Wake up early morning.. feeling excited.. but headache.. called DV, say will reach around 1130.. then.. we meet u pat sri petaling for our bfast with the rest.. had some dim sum for bfast.. Before we reach World of House Dim Sum , we met with some huak huaking huacker dick head prawn brain chessy dick arsehold licker bastard. With very fucking bad attitude.. and he think he's from the army force, he's invi-cheebuy invincible.. So.. decided to snap his sohai damn bleedy idiot dog shit look..



The car without plate number.. in fact.. there's few ten of it.. i think the bastard only get some new car..

He speed like entering F1 qualifying round. Then, go fucking slow.. to wait to the rest of car to reach..



Dog shit with HKC look.. Yup.. dumb face.. we need this DSHKC to go fight for our country? no.. we need that so that people will goto Peter for more complain on road bully case.

DSHKC : WTF You Looking At?

WE : DSHKC

When we reach some traffic light.. he's blocked by some lorry, so.. he cant see his partner at all.. so..



Dog shit HKC decided to open the car door and come out abit.. but HKC have a small eye.. cant even see any dick..


Dog shit HKC decided to go down the car..


Dog Shit HKC finished giving direction to his partner


We decided to go beside DSHKC and take some close up.. Looks like our DSHKC is concentrating on the road.. not that bad huh?


DSHKC cant stand the heat and start to have some serious thought.. to think whether who is his wife fucking at home..


DSHKC's team member..

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I need some rest

Going malacca later. Although its the N-th time I went there.. but.. at least I'm away from here.. to get some rest.. hope the trip is good.. a lil bit excited..

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Award of the year

Award present by 蕉祈团左护法(Jiao Qi Tuan's Left Wing) to 蕉祈团右护法(Jiao Qi Tuan's Right Wing) somewhere at some secretive abandon area.

Yea right! thats my contract. *sob sob* been re-sell to current based company.

P/S : I got my pay cheque today.. oh yeah.. also a stack of name card, because boss knew my house's furniture is not stable. Plan to treat my friend today.. but too bad they dont have plan tonight.. and its 11:19PM now.. looks like it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to treat them.. so.. they can forget about it.. (more money to spend in magick)

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The ordinary day with extra-ordinary ride

As usual, taking Putra LRT to Universiti Station from KL Sentral. It seems like another normal day. Not until I reaches Kerinchi Station.

Guy : "Tolong!! Tolong!!" (Help!)

A guy shouted for help and grabbed everyone's attention.

Guy : "Guy.. I need guy!!"

WTF ? Lord of the Ring ?

But wait.. how come there is a lady like sitting on the floor? Ah... there's a lady fainted. And she is pregnant.

Guy : *press intercom button*

*tuttttt*

Operator : *psssssssssssssssssssss* "ap.." *pssssssssssssssssss*

Guy : "Train 06, train 06, emergency... A pregnant lady is ready to give birth. I repeat, train 06, stoping at Kerinchi Station, A pregnant lady is ready to deliver her baby."

Operator : *pssssssss* "ok.." *pssssssssssssssss*

Guy : "oh.. sorry.. pitam aje..." (sorry, she fainted only)

Then, everyone start to look at the floor and seem there is something on the floor.

Aunty A : "She wear white pants eh?"

Aunty B : "Yea lo" *whisper*

Within 20 seconds. Yup, thats fast enough. The station incharge came in the train. And the train start to move.

Operator : *check* *observe* *take out walkie talkie* *pssss* "Train 06, stop at Universiti Station, confirm case.. chinese pregnant lady ready to deliver a baby."

The train didn't directly go to that station thou, it still go thru next station.

Operator : *walkie talkie-ing* *psss* "Please stand-by a wheel chair.. I repeat, please stand-by a wheel chair.. and call for an ambulance from Hospital Universiti"

When the train reaches Universiti Station, I go off before the lady. There is already way too much of "kind hearted" person around the lady. I think she need some fresh air. And yes, I do see some water-alike unknown liquid on the floor. Preyed for her and her baby's safety.

Q: How the hell does the guy know it's train 06?
A: After searching high and low, I finally found out, there is some numbering on the wall. Very quick and good response. *salute*

Q: How good is Putra LRT service?
A: I'm not sure about others, but they do response fast enough for any emergency case. *salute* to the staff.

Q: What happen to the lady?
A: There is an ambulance reaches Universiti Station after 15 mins. I don't know about that. 15 mins MIGHT seem too long for an emergency case. But, what you expect from the heavy traffic working hour ?

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I decided to tell you..

There's something hide in my heart for quite some times. There is something that I wish to tell you, that I don't know how to start with. I'm afraid to loose you as my friend. We'd no longer at the same spot we first met year ago. Now that, we'd proceed to a much higher level, I have something which I want to tell you. But.. I don't know how to.. until today, while I having my bfast, I saw this..




YEAH! NO PINCHING! Princess Wolly.. read my lips.. NO PINCHING! N,O, NO!!

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Heckler Hacker of the Year

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] why do you kick me
[bitchchecker] can't you discus normally
[bitchchecker] answer!
[Elch] we didn't kick you
[Elch] you had a ping timeout:
[Elch] * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
[bitchchecker] what ping man
[bitchchecker] the timing of my pc is right
[bitchchecker] i even have dst
[bitchchecker] you banned me
[bitchchecker] amit it you son of a bitch
[HopperHunter|afk] LOL
[HopperHunter|afk] shit you're stupid, DST^^
[bitchchecker] shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
[bitchchecker] for two weaks already
[bitchchecker] when u start ur pc there is a msg fr windows that DST is applied.
[Elch] You're a real computer expert
[bitchchecker] shut up i hack you
[Elch] ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
[bitchchecker] tell me your network number man then you're dead
[Elch] Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1
[Elch] yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
[bitchchecker] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
[Elch] Now I'm frightened
[bitchchecker] shut up you'll be gone
[bitchchecker] i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
[bitchchecker] say goodbye
[Elch] to whom?
[bitchchecker] to you man
[bitchchecker] buy buy
[Elch] I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
[Metanot] lol
[Elch] bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
[bitchchecker] you're so stupid man
[bitchchecker] say buy buy
[Metanot] ah, [Please control your cussing] off
[bitchchecker] buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch
[Metanot] bitchchecker how old are you?
[Elch] What's up bitchchecker?
[bitchchecker] you have a frie wal
[bitchchecker] fire wall
[Elch] maybe, i don't know
[bitchchecker] i'm 26
[Metanot] such behaviour with 26?
[Elch] how did you find out that I have a firewall?
[Metanot] tststs this is not very nice missy
[bitchchecker] because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
[bitchchecker] be a man turn that shit off
[Elch] cool, didn't know this was possible.
[bitchchecker] thn my virus destroys your pc man
[Metanot] are you hacking yourselves?
[Elch] yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
[Metanot] hey bitchchecker if you're a hacker,
[Metanot] you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
[bitchchecker] yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
[Metanot] what firewall do you have?
[bitchchecker] like a girl
[Metanot] firewall, a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
[bitchchecker] turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
[Elch] Noo
[Metanot] he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
[bitchchecker] you're afraid
[bitchchecker] i don wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
[bitchchecker] elch turn off your shit wall!
[Metanot] i wanted to say something about this,
[Metanot] do you know the definition of hacking???
[Metanot] if he turns it off that's an invitation.That has nothing to do with hacking
[bitchchecker] shut up
[Metanot] lol
[bitchchecker] my grandma surfs with fire wall
[bitchchecker] and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a firewall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.[/em]

[Elch] bitchchecker, some1 showed me how 2 turn the firewall off. Now u can try again
[Metanot] bitchhacker can't hack
[Black[TdV]] nice play on words ^^
[bitchchecker] wort man
[Elch] bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
[Metanot] how many times again he is no hacker
[bitchchecker] man do you want a virus
[bitchchecker] tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
[Metanot] lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself
[Metanot] i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
[Elch] 127.0.0.1
[Elch] it's easy
[bitchchecker] lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
[bitchchecker] and are the first files being deleted
[Elch] mom...
[Elch] i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

[bitchchecker] don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
[Elch] that's bad
[bitchchecker] elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
[Elch] yes, there's nothing i can do about it
[bitchchecker] and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

[bitchchecker] tupac rules
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?

[bitchchecker] and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
[He] why doesn't meta say anything
[Elch] he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
[Black[TdV]] ^^
[bitchchecker] your d: is gone
[He] go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

[bitchchecker] elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
[bitchchecker] i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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The one with belakang mali

*tut* says: hahahahaaaaaa...........
*tut* says: afoi got one movie clip......
*tut* says: is *tut tut* one..........

More to come.. But hard to detect, cos, belakang mali.

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Friday Midnight Special, 30 vs 7

Friday again~ oh yeah... went dinner with the gang. Hualaneh... super jam at cheras maluri... flood somemore... :S delay our dinner from 730pm to almost 9pm... As usual, after dinner.. talk cock there until 11 something.. then cabut.. DV go find DVgf... Kinweng balik lumah sleep... princess send bento, chris back.. then call ahfeifei to wait us at princess's house for late yamchar.

Where else on earth you can find such caring friend? knowing that you off work late night.. still go out have a drink with you.. On the way back.. see N policeman doing their duty by stoping some car for extra supper, I guess .. wonder if anything big happened... Then.. during our half way yam-char-ing, suddenly a not-too-small-size-not-too-mature-not-fair-at-all-girl run to the mamak stall.

Everyone were curious on what is going on.. My first thought is, indon maid ran away from police's ambush.. Wrong.. Second thought, I thought some blind eyes bad guy trying to force this girl to do some illegal stuff... Wrong again. Some indian dude approach him. More to being busybody than wanted to help.

"ada orang pukul saya.." (someone beat me)

She looks pity.. almost whole face is wet.. due to the tears.. from what I heard, she say she got beaten by 30 guy.. Indian ask what race beat her.. she say malay..

"tiga puluk hentam kita 7 saja!" (30 people beat us 7 people)

Indian dude(s) seems pekchek and after settle the bill, go kap yea also.. Princess still looks happy and trying to make some jokes on that..

"dowan die.. then dont talk.." I say.. then she silent.. obviously, she dont want yet..


"nia ma ka hai ah!! ngor hoi phin kam loi! dai yat ci pei 30 thiu yao da!! ham kar charn!! machao hi!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" (*curse* , all the while, beat people only, this the first time I got beaten by 30 people! *curse* *scream*) The girl started to curse , curse , curse and nothing but to curse.. Wa.. who on earth will guess it right , that she's actually a chinese? really "gu kuey mm dou" (cant guess it right).. I think she's the "shek san"(God of cook). Then she start to dial some number and pretend to recruit people. While some other guy calling his gang not to come down, as their friend is badly got beaten by the malay gang. How nice, givin warning to friend so that they dont got beat up as well.. Wait a minute.. there's still someone there trapped with the 30 dudes? what? they're your friend as well ? err... ok...

We decided to get off that crime scene first. After paying the bill, princess decided to go back. So I take the risk accompany her go up. Inside the lift, there's another two chinese dude. With some blur expression. From the dirt on their cloth, their arms.. it seems like they're having some struggling. I also see blood on that fella's jean.

Then , while waiting lift to go down, another dude with naked upper body run up thru staircase and stare at me. Then, continue to run up.. When we about to leave princess place, its kinda crowded at the playground.. with a police car there. Don't know what happened thou.. wait if any news from tomorrow newspaper.

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Thanks to Muhammad S.A.W

Because of Him , I can rest today. Ah... how nice... Happy birthday to You, Muhammad.
Today morning.. wake up 9am.. then go play badminton with friends. When ahfeifei called my handphone, THEN only I remember WHY I set alarm clock today. Been totally pissed off by the alarm this morning, as I couldn't think of why the heck it rang.

Obviously, our skill is NULL. 3/10 hit also only with the *whhoooosh* sound, but miss que one.. damn.. been too long time never do sports.. We finally give up after an hour of netting the air. Then we went SS2 for dim sum.

After that, send Bento to work part time at his company. Plus copy out all the video file he downloaded previously. Looking forward for that.. ngek ngek ngek....

Ok, I must not waste my off day by sitting in front of PC anymore. Going to read newspaper and then swept floor(yea right). Ah.. this is the MOST happy thursday in recent time.

Wondering why they don't have any rememberance of Muhammad S.A.W's full moon day. Like a new born baby, celebrate the full moon. Else, next month will have another holiday. No fun..

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The unsolved puzzle

Talking about bus, reminds me of another experience. This time, with the bus company I used to take. One fcuk fine day, after college, after lunch, enter the bus in Pudu Raya.

Everything seem perfect to me. The blow job is cold enough. No weirdo sitting beside me. Bus departed on time. Sitting next row from me, is a couple in their mid 50s.

"Aiya... this kinda thing.. you willing I willing one ma.."

"Come out play.... must happy happy one ma.."

"One or two day... nevermind one ma.."

"Dont la say until like I force you"

This were some of the conversation I heard. It makes me wonder. Whats going on. But aiya... people's clothes.. better dont take care of the corner. During the half time break at some Rest Area, the uncle went down and pee.

Aunty : pssttt...

Afoi : zZzzz

Aunty : pssttt...psssstt... abah~ abah~

Afoi : huh ? huh ?

Aunty : *whispering* ei... you call 019-XXXXXXX , tell her "Ah Seow at taiping with Ah Guan, becareful"

Afoi : huh?? ai meh?

Aunty : Faster.. dont let the guy sitting beside me know.. if not.. I'll die..

Afoi : AI MEH!!?? *dial* nah.. you talk..

Then, the uncle came out from washroom. Aunty THROW the hp back to me, turn her head over, look outside the window and ask me to do as what she ask just now. WHAT is this!? No choice.. go down and make the call

Afoi : hello?

KLN : *yen de pull lheng ngeh*

Afoi : huh? ada cina kah?

KLN : dei!! pu du!!!

Afoi : sa bri ya!

Looks like the aunty dialed the wrong number. What I can do? well.. not much. The uncle looks like he has some few hundreds of dagger hiding under his short pants. I snapped his photo, just incase. His photo is still in my notebook.

Still wondering what is going on. Hopefully nothing serious.

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Lou-Larp-ed

Today after lunch, lepak with TK brothers until 2pm. When reach office, Desmond alone standing at downstair. Vision looking up the sky, eyes got some tears rolling.

Desmond : mahai.. I got lou-larp-ed.

TK Brothers : who !? let me login and beat him!

Desmond : tiu.. not W.o.W la! I got lou-larp-ed!! some bastard lou-larp my handphone!

Afoi : wa.. what happened!?

Desmond : *explain*

Seem like, Desmond is selling his car. So he posted in some car mag. Then some dude approached him and asking to have a look on the car condition. Then, no one show up at the location. He called that guy again, and he say he'll send his working to lead him to his place. An indian came by motor.

KLN : Tunggu boss saya ?

Desmond : Err.. you pekerja dia ?

KLN : Mau pi dia nya rumah tau o-piss ?

Desmond : Dei.. mana saya tau ?

Then, he lead him to some one way street. And ask Desmond to call the boss again. Some indian dude pick up the phone and started to *Yen de bu leng ngeh*. FCUK, as if he can understand a word. So, no choice.. passed to the guy to answer. On the SECOND time of calling the same number. that dude stuck the handphone INSIDE the helmet and *jiiummmm* cabut...

That road is a one way street, with some HEAVY TRAFFIC ROUND-ABOUT in front. So, its impossible to go after him.

Moral of the story :

1. Do not sell your car.

2. Lou-Larp not only happen in W.o.W , but in real life as well.

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SUPER V.I.P

Sent mum to pudu station this morning. She's going back by bus. While queuing up for getting her a ticket, dude in next counter offering ticket to hometown. Which reminds me of the incident happened years ago.

*long queue at counter*

counter terrorist : Taiping, taiping, taiping.. sekarang..

Since its long queue there, to ensure I can go back on time, I decided to give it a try and switch company for the first time. While queue up at the not so long queue, I over heard the conversation from the lady at the counter

Lady : huh? apasal so expensive? not 19 bucks meh?

counter terrorist : Kak, this one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we charge you extra 4 bucks.

Lady : Super V.I.P ? I want a normal one.

counter terrorist : No normal one.. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we cahrge you extra 4 bucks. C'mon, its just 4 bucks extra. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat one.

Lady : *left with dulan look*

Afoi : yo.. taiping, skrang, satu oang.

counter terrorist : 19bucks + 4 bucks extra. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we charge you extra 4 bucks.

Afoi : V.I.P ? got provide blow job ?

counter terrorist : Yes

Afoi : yao mou !!??

counter terrorist : Yes.. On top of every seat, there's a air-con output to blow you. Pasti best. Goto platform XX

When I reach that platform, I see everyone's holding different kinda ticket. Weird. Time tick, tick ,and dicktick. No sign of the bus shown up yet. Everyone start to dulan.

Conman Conductor : Ok, taiping, follow me. Go straight, then go in the bus with plate number AAA1234

*search search search and search*

Old man : MAR GAH HAI! zor mi AAA1234 si bus kilang lai!? (*bad word* , why AAA1234 is a Factory Bus?)

Lady : Wabiang! khee chiah! (*expression* , got conned)

Yes, the SUPER V.I.P is a BLUE FACTORY BUS. NOW I knew V.I.P stand for vehicle Istimewa Perkilangan (Special Factory Vehicle). FCUK. I had no choice but to go in the bus. After I found my seat, I start to switch to hibernation mode. Then...

Laiyea Uncle A : Hello? Hey.. I might be late for the appointment, I'm still in KL. Estimate will arrive there for another 5 hours. It takes around 5 hours to reac Butterworth.

WTF!? Butterworth !?? I'm going TAIPING!!! Then...

Laiyea Uncle B : Sir, Later when reach Taiping. Please drop me at Simpang. Please remind us. You know la.. uncle is old.. scared I over slept.

Driver : No no no, this bus is going Ipoh.

Laiyea Uncle B : Remember to drop me at Simpang. *walk away*

WTF!!???? IPOH!!???? I'm going back to TAIPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still, I decide to take my chance. I noticed a young girl have the weird feeling as mine too.. She start to call home and I can see she start to panic. Dong care, Dong mind, Dong bother. Sleep is more important. The blow job isn't best at all! The air from the air-con stink!! The seat is even worst than shit! Woke up by the not-moving-at-all-state bus condition. Then...

I realised I'm NOT in any highway. Its some of those old malay coffe shop. WTF!!?? I WANT TO GO BACK TAIPING! Then I found out the bus come out from toll to enter the Tanjung Malim. Why the fcuk you need to stop while Tanjung Malim isn't that far from KL? Then...

Aunty : ey... did you see that young girl ? *point outside*

Afoi : *look* eyy.. yea.. hualaneh.. what she's doing ?

Aunty : Just now this girl sit with me one. She told me she's going to hitchhike a car to go back her hometown. Very dangerous la.

Afoi : huh???

The girl is standing middle of the road. Stoping each and every car desperately. The situation is kinda dangerous, as there's no road light at all. Then, the bus driver enter the bus. And continue the journey.

Driver : Apa kamu buat ni!? celaka...

Young Girl : I want to go back home..

Driver : Where you want to go ?

Young Girl : I want to go back Taiping.

Driver : *dulan look* come back in!!

Shit, now i'm totally confused. But worst to worst, might just overnight at any hotel at any place if it's not taiping as destination. So, dont care. Sleep is important. Then... when I have the second wake up , I found out I'm in some sort of city. Which, obviously is not Taiping at all. Everyone in the bus start to go wild. Some people start to put on their med. Some people flash their nipps. Some people even pee into their bag.

Then, I see "Welcome to Ipoh" sign. Then, bus driver start to perform some live show. He start to call someone by his handphone. Drive the bus at high speed one handed. He even make FEW round at the roundabout. WTF!? Then, he dropped someone in some shop.

At the end, I still reach my hometown, in one piece. Only it takes extra 3 hours to reach. What you expect? Everytime we pay more, we'll expect more. Now, I have EXTRA 3 hours to enjoy my ride. Should not complain. That day, I reach hometown at 2AM. Make some phone call and wait for my gang to pick me up and start our slumber weekend life at hometown.

Moral of the story,
Good thing always never come easy. There's no shortcut to reach any destination. When you're about the path to archive your goal, and someone offered you some instant reward. DO NOT fall for that. V.I.P is NOTHING to do with Very.Important.Person AT ALL.

p/s : I wonder if the uncle ever reach Butterworth. And the uncle damn tulan cos the driver don't stop at Simpang for him. Suggestion to the pity uncle, next time, find some friend who is syncronized with moonlight. As they'll be available no matter how late.

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Finally , I completed my collection!

Today , go lunch with Cheong Pheng. Visited some video store. I finally found the LAST Stephen Chow VCD which is missing in my list. "Lawyer Lawyer" !! oh yeah!! Now that my list is almost completed! hurray!!

Bought a "wet look" hair gel as well. When paying at the counter,

Cashier : XXX , check kat stock ada extra lagi ke ?

XXX : yo ollah... kerja kerja kerja lagi..

Afoi : huh? extra ?

Cheong Pheng : extra wet ?

Afoi : hualaneh... then how? then my hair style with the gel dripping? extra WET? ai ye? hmmphh..

IC, there's this "20% Extra" promotion pack. 2 thumbs up for the Watson cashier.

Go back straight after that, cos mama visit. Soon after I reach home,

Aunty : huiyorr!!! a girl send afoi back home wor.... eyyeoorr!!!!

Counsin : heee.heee..heeeeee~

Afoi : kai wan siao.... mm hai lei gu... my feiwen gf ma..

Cousin : "sau phei"[R1] lar... "beh phai say"[R2]... uweerrkkkk[R3] ...

Afoi : . . .

A&C : *ngek ngek ngek* <- yam yam siu

Cousin : oi... why you know a girl send afoi back ?

Aunty : err.. just now at upstair there, accidentally spotted them.

Cousin : why you so like that ah.. why you so like that.. damn 8kuar[R4]..

Aunty : the window is wide open ma.

Mum : *jia jia-ing* go where ah?

Afoi : go find friend for some discussion

Mum : You go cut hair? why your hair style different from when you leave home ?

Afoi : *sweat* huh? cut hair?? who cut hair ? my hair memang so yeng one wo.. aiya..

Mum : *slap* cheh ah! "cheh ah!"[R5]


Reference:

[R1]"sau phei" - Direct translation from cantonese, "keep skin". In express disagree.

[R2]"beh phai say" - Shameless.

[R3]uweerrkkkk - Puke

[R4]8kuar - Busybody

[R5]"cheh ah!" - Wake Up!. If someone got haunted, give them some bitch slap and shout "cheh ar" and they shall recover very soon. Its a way to bring people back to reality. Also can use with the "tiak" action, which targeting the nipps.

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夜粥记

Friday night. *phew* another week had past. Today is not as stress as other weekdays.. simply because its weekend. Realised I had period like a girl. Weekly period. Laiyea on monday , tues , wed . Thursday on recovery stage. Friday , Saturday no need to use pad (to wipe off my tears) . Sunday PMS.

Went to a shop somewhere near Pudu to have dinner with friends, together with two new friends. Coldoor and Ah Chris. 800pm-1130pm. Then go back home.

I am assigned with a new name. Siu Wong Ji which "sounds" like a Little Prince. But, the fact is, it is NOT. SHIT! 小旺子 a.k.a Siu Wong Ji is a name of a dog named 旺财 (Wong Choy) which been "clean body".

Nothing much happened this week. Found out a new group named "蕉祈团" founded by a group of 蕉教(jiao jiao) people. Stingy group leader dong share his mamee with me..

I need something new.. something to stimulate my dull life style.

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Untitled

Weekdays, my role is set back to working machine again. Nothing worth mention at all. Other than work, there's only eat and sleep. Still, am sucks at work. Thousand thanks and sorry to my colleague who helped out. Well, problem is, when I think everything is fine, it isn't at all. Might just having running nose, cant smell the nasty shit at all. =|

This weekend, just have some dinner, late night supper, movie with friends. Nothing too heavy. Watched "The Eye 10", its a funny movie. At least it made up my weekend. After movie, we went to HaloCafe@PetalingStreet for dinner AGAIN. Dedicate "love is simple" from David Tao for like MILLION TIMES. But the damn singer just dont give a fuck for that. After reading out your dedication, they sing THEIR song. Why the fuck you allow people dedicate songs and yet, still dont sing it out? what the fuck is going on? We gave up at last and went back with disappointment.

Contacted ahfeifei for late supper. He's been in afternoon shift recently. Me and princess went WongCock@SS2 and wait for him to come. As usual, being forced to drink the SAME drink princess ordered. *sob sob* I realised recently princess like to force me. *sob sob* Kulim has no right to objects but obey. Also, recently, princess's pinch is getting more and more ganas. Even it hurt, I still need to make the "enjoying" expression with the sound whereby pronounced "S" with breathing air in ya mouth.

On the way back, deep troat thought session with princess. Conclusion, "Do whatever you think is good for you, and no body shall ever say you wrong". In fact, True or Flase is nothing but agreement. When you're with the majority group of people, the action/thought shall act as True. How do we judge if a person is doing right ? Most of the time, we judge by our own point of view. Which being biased.

Nothing comes alone. When it brings goodness to you, it certainly bring the downside for you as well. Do you believe in what you see ? Do you think what you see is what it is meant for? When you're in a room, you'll never know how exactly is the building look like. Put yourself out of a matter and see it, you'll realised, its not what you think it is at first.

I envy princess for being satisfied with what she had. I envy her way of thinking. I envy she had alot of nice friends(OK, this one I had also). Hope that one day, I'll be able to not to set over high aim for myself. That I'll be able to be satisfied with what I had.

p/s : princess, really want me to wear a light pink shirt meh ? yao meh ?

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got shadow anot ?

wow.. kai wan siao... my pc got 960 RAM!!! But, no more time to snake when compiling.. cos too fast already..

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First day at work

Started my new contract today. And luckily it's not an april fool joke. Luckily Yip Ku Seng didn't throw the ribbon to me, wearing a party cap, spraying the snowy smelly barley thingy, "april fool! you think you gonna get away from me?".. *phew*

Well, the office is in Old Subang Airport. How frequent you can have airplane down ya workplace? The company environment isn't that bad. Quite spacious. And well, all the people there.. seems friendly, but yet to confirm.

Even though its just my first day at work, already start to work. And guess it will be a rush project, which due end of April.. yo ollah.. people dong pay you to MSN there.. I guess that's true. And no sign of any project being freeze thou. Hope I'll be able to make new cool friend there.. and hope everything goes smoothly.. and NO OT please..

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