The Infernal Affair - by afoi
To be continue...
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
paliar-man rulez!!!!
A friend send me sone line today. Its about the video clip recorded from the paliar-man parliment. This is the COMEDY of the YEAR! Man.. I have to admit, even Steven Chow, MY idol's movie isn't that funny as this.
I'm like a nerd. Laughing out loud at my desk. But its just toooo funny. Do we need THAT agreesive to defend ourself ? Its like, listening to the dog shit from Padang Rengas, and then the whole bunch of DAP jumping high and low. WHAT THE FUCK!?? The background is full of the moaning all over the hall.. This is even better than watching Houston 500 !!! Chasey Lain? jerk off!! Now I'll be the paliar-man parliment super fan! GO~! DOG SHIT~! GO~!!!!
Monday, June 27, 2005
Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Don't pretend you want to talk to me, I know you hate me."
"Yes, you do, everybody does. It's part of the shape of the Universe.
I only have to talk to somebody, and they begin to hate me. Even robots
hate me. If you just ignore me, I expect I shall probably go away."
"That ship hated me"
"It hated me because I talked to it."
"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself
into it's external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length,
and explained my view of the universe to it. It committed suicide"
Watched H2G2 last weekend. Its HIGHLY NOT recommended. The movie is nothing good other than Marvin, the Paranoid Android.
Sunday, June 26, 2005
7.24 @ Nuovo
Last friday, it is the FIRST time I went out with a group of magic hobbyst~ It was a SUPERB outing. Almost everyone there is close to professional level~!! *salute*
After work, went to Subang and meet up with friends, then head to Nuovo. There's this JUICE 3rd Anniversary Celebration. Thru some contact, we manage to kinda do some street style performance there. But, I didn't perform to any spectator, just not until that level yet. However, I TOTALLY MELT by some of the magician there. Buiyen and Charlston. They were two COOL dude~!!! VERY VERY VERY talented. Looking at their performance, I again, have the fun of watching magic!
This is the FIRST specator. This lovely lady, from "leave me alone" to "wow! This is nice" 
Spounge ball routine with Charlston performing.
Spounge ball routine with Charlston performing.
See? you can hold girl's hand with magic~ 
Dok doing some card routine to some dude. 
The duo gang~ Buiyen the mighty and Charlston the Guru~
Not too huge response from this group. But still , the moment of getting this routine done, is fun!
Finally they smiled and enjoy the show~
Nuovo. before the show~
I didn't perform to any laymen the other day. But I had soooo much fun. It feels so damn good when you're with a group of people who likes/crazy about stuff you like! People are watching us at mamak stall when we share some thought on some skill and play with our cards. I learnt soooo many stuff that day. WOW! I finally have some motivation to practise my skill! they're all Godlike!!!!!!!
Friday, June 24, 2005
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Tiu Mou ?!
minta mia jam,
dia satu pun takde kasi,
tunggu tunggu tunggu dan tunggu samplai basi,
skali dia kasi empat.
Tiu Mou ?!
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
afoi can read afterall.
Nothing much to do today, yet. So doing soem "blind surf" found this longgggg story. Although the title might sounds like.. uhhmm.. a lil bit of incest-style. But that's nothing like that at all. Its some kinda love story. I couldn't believe I finished off the whole story. Recommended~
爸爸，我怀了你的孩子
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Hu hu hu hu hu......
Very sleepy now... nothing to do besides waiting to the stupid XML... I dont want to work this weekend !!! I'd planned for it !!! SHIT!!!!! no fun !!!!!!
Mum and bro in shanghai now... so nice... wa.. foi...
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Michael Jackson's signature!
Myself is not M.J's fan. BUT I SAW HIM TODAY!!!!!!!! IN REAL LIFE!!!!! W.O.W (NOT World of Warcraft) !!!!!!
He's not that nasty after all, he even agree upon my request for an autograph!!! I dont believe it when people first say he know foreigh language~ but proof that he KNEW!
->M.J Signature<-
Maybe I can auction it on eBay.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Leeches
Been "haunted" with this thing, in my mind AND my wallet for quite some times. Lately, it became WORST! But am happy with it, still. Just need more self-control.
The one with Seiko.
This weekend , is quite an expensive weekend for me. Friday, I've spend few hundreds in eBay, at some.. uhhm... precious thing. Then, Saturday, went Sogo with the gang.. bought a watch, and Davidoff fragrance. Thanks to feleech, without her. Really cant get the watch with SOME discount.
Talking about Davidoff, seems like the promoter want me to die. She shower me with ALOT of the fragrance. FCUK~ even after I tell her, I'm in great danger with such smell. And I even more afraid after our dinner at Sunway Steamboat Buffet.
饱温思淫(When you're full and warm, you'll think nasty) keep on coming into my mind. Will I being "kharm" by the someone? Be very afraid!!! worst to worst... i'll shout!! shout for my brother man... shout!! But.. looks like I've been thinking too much. Reach home safe and tight, still. *phew*
I damn like this watch. Fall in love with it last week, when I first saw it from the net. Then, start to ask around if anyone could help with it. Almost order direct thru the net.
I doubt if anyone could awake by the alarm clock. It sounds like an ant moaning for sex. Shesh...
Why it is named Seiko
- It means, "four tall" in cantonese. 四高. And, what the 四高 about?
--- 高雅 (elegant)
--- 高级 (exclusive)
--- 高品质 (top-quality)
--- 高尚 (high-grade)
Is the above statement true
NO
Friday, June 10, 2005
Uncle, wake up~
Today went lunch with colleagues somewhere in subang. Eat jarp farn. The boss seem blur. When I reach the stall, the floor is full of rice. The uncle looks blur. Someone is sweeping the rice. Looks like his worker "accidentally" pour the whole beg of rice to the floor. Better luck next time.
After lunch, go "dar bao" for colleague at the rice stall again. While queueing up for paying money,
O.M(Office Man) : Boss, rice..
Boss : yeah? wheres ya plate ?
O.M : er.. I only want plain rice.
Boss : huh? plain rice? we dun sell plain rice.. sorry *tulan look*
O.M : *shock* WTF? I just ordered some dishes here, and you dont sell me rice?
Boss : ohh... sure sure.. I thought u only want plain rice. Today not enough rice. Cannot afford to sell plain rice.
O.M : *&^$&*&(@$*(@$@$* look at afoi
Afoi + O.M : *LOL*
Really so hot?
While surfing thru friendster, read up the forecast abt my horoscope. Looks like am on fire today, fully charge. I'll ask those hot chiq in my office out for a date today. 
Maybe I'll be lucky enough to find out, who on earth in my network would search "Zhuo Ai Zhi Shi" (make love position). wtf?
Cool 3D Desktop
Found another nice tool thru Ash Web Blog blogegr's site. Which will 3D your desktop. Kinda kewl, but... not practical.. 
*shock*
download SphereXP now!
.NET Framework is needed.
Thursday, June 09, 2005
Masturbator Rasterbator
Found some cool tool, Rasterbator. It helps to create a LARGE (and I really mean LARGE) picture of your original single sheet picture to MULTIPLE(hundreds) sheets. Also you can make some dotted effect, like this
Before
After
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Hinduism? aimeh?
You scored as Hinduism. Your views are most similar to those of... Hinduism! Do some research on Hinduism and possibly consider becoming Hindu, if you aren't already.
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com |
Random conversation
anynomous says:
lei um oi ngor la
[ a f o i ] says:
lei seng yart gum geh?? sien nor..
anynomous says:
lei bin sai la....lei yi chin um hai gum gah...
[ a f o i ] says:
soh lui!! yi chin mei tark dou lei!!! gang hai la!!
anynomous says:
wo tao yan ni!!!!!!!!
[ a f o i ] says:
mm theng wa r la!!
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