Break In ? Ghost ?

12:10 AM , while afoi having his wet dream with someone special , suddenly ... a huge and noisy sound out from his window wakes him up...

afoi : *shocked* what happen ah~!? *check clock* till.... wtf? how come sounds like got people walking on the roof ?? *pull up blanket till the head*

*kitchen's door downstair opened!*

afoi : tian ling ling... di ling ling!! cup cup ru lai ling!! huat ah!!

*foot step sound walking from downstair towards upstair*

afoi : shit.... door is not locked... ah... till.... yo ollah!!! shit.. how !?? wth is that!? a ghost? a theif !??? *blanket STILL covered above head*

SUDDENLY , afoi's room door OPENED! afoi jump up from his bed and start the karate ready to fight style (p.s : afoi USED TO BE a president of TAEKWONDO club during school time.. *ahhemmm* )

uncle : ey.. got listen any sound from roof top boh?? got see shadow walking out of ya window anot ? *walk towards window and have a peek*

afoi : no... no... is that u that open the door downstair just now?

uncle : yea la woei... abo ?? u thought what?? auto sensor meh??

afoi : ....

uncle : good night *closed door*

afoi : k... g'nite... *rush to lock the door* Shit.. it's 12.25AM .. and how am i supposed to sleep now ?? *take guitar, go back to bed* (p.s : guitar is right beside, just in case... need to grab any weapon.. to protect own arse..)