Old Time Story

While having a good rest in living room, watching tv, having a cold tea, reading newspaper, suddenly this story projects in my mind. Must be because I just told someone about this days ago.

(Over the phone)

Girl : He doesn't love me... *sob* *sob*

Boy : He do... dont be silly...

Girl : No, he doesn't... wahh!!!..... why must he treat me like that?

Boy : No, he LOVE you... trust me... I got to do some stuff now.. can we talk later?

Girl : Do you think he loves me? how you know?

Boy : *WTF!* Well, he just love you... call him ... your argument with him doesn't have to do with me... so why don't u settle with him?

Girl : Should I call him ?

Boy : ..... yea.. you SHOULD do it 1 1/2 hours ago when you first called me and shout...

Girl : Ok then, I need your help. You had 2 phone line in your house and speaker phone right ?

Boy : ... that's MY phone...

Girl : Can you call him and help me to ask him some question, and turn on the speaker phone ?

Boy : *think think* Ok, but give me five minutes, I need to pee.

Girl : hee hee.... notty... ok ok

Boy & Girl : Bye

*hang up*

*tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut*

Boy : hey Dude... is me.. Boy

Dude : yo boy, wassup!!!

Boy : till ..... your girl called.. and complaint EVERYTHING to me.. wtf u done to her !?? make her pregnant ? or you mati pucuk?? Her wee wang wang skill very the ganas man! shit you man...

Dude : heh... i do NOTHING man...

Boy : anyway, she ask me to *fast forward story.......*

Dude : WTF!?? then how !?? why she like that one !???? arrrgghh!!

Boy : You owe me a meal... didn't I tell you i had TWO speaker phone ?? bwahahaha . .I'll just turn on her line to let you listen to it also.. so, you "seng deng" abit k ? and act normal! Lick my ball next time we meet !!!

Dude : You my saviour !!!

Boy : Ok, be prepared and "seng seng deng deng"

*hang up*

Boy : *Take deep breath* *tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut*

Boy : Hello aunty, pass to your daugther please?

Girl : Hi, been waiting for 5 Min 20 Sec already. You're late !

Boy : ....... ok... I'll call him now... (fcuk... why always me the one need to do all this shiet)

Girl : Thanks

Boy : *Take another big breath and sigh* *tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut*

Dude : Speak!

Boy : Hey Dude, It's me *Turn on BOTH speaker*

Dude : yo .. wassup...

Girl : Ask him If he loves me...

Boy : err... ahhemmm... Just wondering.. If you really love Girl

Dude : Whats going on there ? How come bring up such issue ?

Boy : yea... and you think i want that?

Girl : Hey!!

Dude : Well, she's a very very nice and sweet girl.... and Of Course i do...I just think that I dont deserve to have such a lovely girl as my gf.

Girl : Ask him why he treat me that bad.

Boy : ic... so why are you treating her that bad ?

Dude : huh?? did i?? and HOW do you know ??? hey.... is someone beside you??

Boy : errrr........ errr....

Girl : say no.. say no.... puhlez...... tell him I chat with you in the chatroom and told you

Boy : Thru IRC dude...

Dude : sigh... you think i feel good of doing so? Did you know that, everytime after I treat her badly, I'll feel very bad? and no mood to eat? Do you understand that, she's even more important than myself? I dont want to lost her... But most of the time, things will not as what it supopse to be... I'm feeling so... down...

Girl : ahh... he's such a nice guy... Ask him if he will call me tonight ?

Dude : yes.. I will

Girl : ??? How come he can listen to what i said!??

Boy : *Holly Shit Mood* Dude... .WTF is the "yes i will" about

Dude : *panic* ... ohh.. sorry.. am drinking water just now... let me finish my sentese.. am about to say "yes, I will try to make things work between both of us.. and yes... I think i dont want to lost her... and yes... I want her to be my gf"

Girl : ohh... so he's not answering to my question... that's why i'm curious why he can listen to me...

Boy : *LOSNL* Well, i gtg now.... guess thats too much for me to take anymore... just call her tonight k ?

Dude : sure.. and sorry for the TROUBLE .. u know.... *LOSNL*

Boy : yea sure... jom StarCraft!!

Dude : Kenot la.... bike kena locked by mom liao... armteh..... i gt run now... talk to you later.. bye!

Girl : Thanks Boy, I need to take go have my dinner now. Been empty stomach since early morning. Thanks alot

*hang up*

Boy : TIU LEI dude!!!! just now you hiam hiam bocor rahsia... HENG AH!!!!

Dude : MARDE ...... HIAM HIAM!! laneh !! HENG AH!!! ey... JOM! StarCraft !!!

Boy : ehh? I thought your bike kena locked ?

Dude : Locked ? heh... If it's not locked Seconds ago, how can we enjoy our StarCraft One on One !?? Let you 10 mins + left hand also can win you

Boy : Lai lar ! See you in TeeSee in 10 mins!

*story end*