Wooohoooo!!

SUDDENLY, after I'd failed to called the POS MALAYSIA KLIA to check the parsel, Bento received ALL of'em at once today! What a surprise~! So, decided to go meet him today.

Reach Psr Seni LRT station at 530PM, go McD and wait for him there. Alot of korean tourist there, waiting for their bus. Some hot chiq there.. so, decided to get a drink and give my eyes a treat.

I wait , wait and wait (not as long as POS MALAYSIA).. finally bento is here. He's with ALOT of boxes~! UK mia siao kia, pack the thing like sending over the whole container. But, he's just being nice so that the thing is in good condition.

Since the thing is here, guess I'll have to settle the bill. Here gone the salary again...................



Bicycle Second a.k.a Yi Lai. This deck SUPPOSED to be the second quality. But after play around with the first deck, it seems no different with normal deck. Six of'em.


Holiday Back Bicycle Colletion Tin Set. Printed same time with the Santa Back. Its for the Xmas celebration. Its rare to find.


Marlboro Texan. Six of'em.


Marlboro Texan. Check out the indexes. Its smaller than normal deck. The creamy colour of the paper quality make it special.


Marlboro Texan. The King of Hearts. With slightly different drawing. This just lovely!


Bicycle 2000 Collection Tin Set. Released at year 2000. Here, selling RM100.00 for this set.


Should I throw away this rubbish-alike-paper? NO!!!


Inside the rubbish-alike-paper, there's THE MOST precious deck I had so far. the Racer Back!


Racer Back. Which is no longer inprint. Racer No.2 came out in 1906. The stamp is still in COMPLETE condition. Which mean, it's TOTALLY unopened!


the stamp~ in great condition!

I've also bought some non-card item. Nitinol! The Nickel Titanium alloy


This small thingy cost about RM120.00 !!

Tomorrow, probly I'll be playing with the NiTiNol. Hope it works. Then, I'll make a video about it.

Looks like I must really apporach people and donate some to the A.R.F.

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The Pig With Human Figure

Today, slept until 1230PM. Wake up that time, my uncle already paint-ed the whole house. Wooopss.. supposed to help him.. maybe next time le.. :P today consider the FIRST day I off since I start work. Doing nothing at all.

(*)Bento(*) just now i kena tiu by post office KLIA....

[ a f o i ] WTF!

(*)Bento(*) i call this morning....

(*)Bento(*) the fucker super LCLY

[ a f o i ] MCH

[ a f o i ] get his name la

(*)Bento(*) i say the parcel 3 weeks oledi....

(*)Bento(*) then he say each parcel should have a number to refer....

(*)Bento(*) then i say can check using name....

(*)Bento(*) then he dulan....

[ a f o i ] :S

(*)Bento(*) talk rude...say if he use name to check... 3 days also cannot finish....

[ a f o i ] tiu...

(*)Bento(*) "u think u are the one who have this kind of matters?"

[ a f o i ] mahai...

(*)Bento(*) tiu mou?

[ a f o i ] meaning ya service is god damn lousy la

(*)Bento(*) then i say..."can i come to KLIA to check"

(*)Bento(*) he say "can.... but if u can't find anything dun blame us"

(*)Bento(*) my roommate also same with u....

(*)Bento(*) buy a book from amazon....

[ a f o i ] just recently ?

(*)Bento(*) 3 weeks liao and still not yet arrive...

[ a f o i ] shit

[ a f o i ] this is bad

[ a f o i ] then didnt he want to check ?

(*)Bento(*) he keep on ask me to find the number....

(*)Bento(*) u later u better send a mail to all seller....

(*)Bento(*) ask them the number....

[ a f o i ] sigh.... ok

(*)Bento(*) malay ppl...sigh.... girl will say dunno....

(*)Bento(*) guys will scold ppl....

(*)Bento(*) cipet...

[ a f o i ] but there's one ppl sent the reference number alreayd ma right ?

(*)Bento(*) nop....

[ a f o i ] ???

(*)Bento(*) where got?

(*)Bento(*) u check and see....

[ a f o i ] From: seller Date: Jun 29, 2005 3:57 PM Subject: Re: Message from eBay Member Regarding Item #6538077xxx To: bento@gmail.com Hello, the tracking number is as follow:- RI 4617 8895 xxx

[ a f o i ] this is the email u forward to me

(*)Bento(*) wa tiu....

(*)Bento(*) y i dunno this....

[ a f o i ] ???

[ a f o i ] u dunno this ?

(*)Bento(*) yea....

[ a f o i ] remember ? we even check the USPS site and trace ?

(*)Bento(*) ok...good...

(*)Bento(*) so... can u call and check?

(*)Bento(*) 03-87871122

(*)Bento(*) receiver name: bento

[ a f o i ] ok

[ a f o i ] just now u talk malay or english?

(*)Bento(*) address: Lot XXX , jalan ham sup lee

(*)Bento(*) malay.

(*)Bento(*) those fucker dunno english one...

[ a f o i ] all fucka out to lunch

(*)Bento(*) walau....

(*)Bento(*) wait till 2:30 la....

So when 2.30PM , I call them again, again, I kena direct to Holland. then put me to wait. *tut tut* *tut tut* *tut tut* *tut tut* *tut tut* *tut tut*

When you know it is time to hang up and not to wait? when the *tut tut* turned to *tulan tulan*. You know it is the right time to hang up. Finally I get a chance to talk to a pig with human figure I assume.

PwHF : Reference number ?

Afoi : RI 4617 8895 XXX

PwHF : RI, ya ollah, this is registered mail. We're not dealing with this. try call the..... the......................the............................... extention number 200. Then look for.........for..... for.. the... for....... Zul...... oh yeah~ Zulkiflee~

Afoi : Pig brain is small to think fast.

PwHF : I'm sorry.

Afoi : Its ok, its not your fault, its your brain that doesnt work well.

As expected, it takes forever to get to the zulkiflee.. I wonder if this person ever exist.

THEN, bento msg me. ONE OF THE PARSEL FINALLY ARRIVED! Oh yeah! will go meet him later ~! oh yeah !

Below were the details by bento's attempt.

Call Transfer... Again and again...

Afoi's deck still haven't reach. I guess it was stuck somewhere between KLIA and KL. Follow up the tracing, i did make some calls to kastam.

First attempt - Kastam HQ - 0388822100
B: Hello, saya nak tanya, saya nak check itu parcel. Sudah 3 tahun saya tunggu.
Bitch: Oh, kita takde handle ni la boy... lu pigi call sama itu KLIA check la. Dia org handle.
B: Yakah...ok lor... amkan nor... HQ wor... apa pun tak tau... TAK GUNA!!

Second attempt - Kastam KLIA - 0387792607
B: Hello, saya nak tanya, saya nak check itu parcel. Sudah 3 tahun saya tunggu.
Bitch: Oh... you guna apa agent?
B: Agent? apa tu?? boleh makan punya?
Bitch: Bukan... macam UPS, FEDEX...
B: Oh... itu pengirim guna USPS!!
Bitch: USPS?? apa tu?
B: United States Postal Service aka Pos USA!!!!
Bitch: er...er...er... encik saya tak tau la... awak tunggu ya... saya bagi satu nombor awak call.
B: Ok la ok la. Tak guna...

Third attempt - Kastam KLIA - 0387792620
B: Hello, saya nak tanya, saya nak check itu parcel. Sudah 3 tahun saya tunggu.
Bastard: Oh... you guna apa agent?
B: Oh... itu pengirim guna USPS!!
Bastard: USPS?? apa tu?
B: United States Postal Service aka Pos USA!!!!
Bastard: Oh... soli la... kita handle MAS Kargo...kalau parcel, Pos Office handle...
B: Pos Office mana? Daya Bumi??/
Bastard: Bukan lah... cipet... KLIA la...Call ini number.
B: Tiu Mou??
Bastard: Oh ya encik, kalau awak ada masa, awak boleh datang sini check..hehehehehe
B: XP

Ok...Now left back the last number. 03-87871122. Nice number there, but i think the call transfer process will repeat again... Wish me luck...

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Infernal Affair - Final Episode (no more not so soon)

I almost jobless last thursday. Boss called, and tell us to stop going to client side after friday. The company hasnt pay us since the begining of the contract yet. What kinda stupid company is this? The Pig Tougue dog fucker's pattern , is totally unacceptable.

As per clause 4 of the independent contractor service agreement on working hours and leave, in the event if the Software professional is late to the Client location for more than 2 times consecutively or more than 4 times in a calendar month, CHAOHIGH Company has the right to terminate this Agreement (we need to provide them with written notice about this though).

Above is the email that fucka send to my C.I.O and as for "advice". Serious shit, they dont even see the As per whichever clause that, all payment have to clear the latest by 5th day of next month. WTF!!!??? MCH!!!! now I'm real pissed with this stupid company~!!!!

Its weird, but I'm kinda excited about the last day. BUT, rupa-rupanya, boss only talk "fui hey suet wah". He decided to give them antoher chance. So, we still continue work in that company. Until he say he'll give us a break today(monday) and tomorrow. I guess there must be some "plan" going on there. To make it like, we mogok and don't want to work.

I thought this Infernal Affair situation gonna end soon, but.. guess it will be another months to end. Just, keep on hoping and wishing and waiting. When I imagine, if we ever leave that company, boss ask us to clear all the system we developed, I started to imagine the evil laugh on boss face. And of course , you'll only see me with innocent face, because, I am~

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无阴功啊

J-Master Conversation
[ a f o i ] says: i bocor something
[ a f o i ] says: wlp say she hates u
[ a f o i ] says: go ask her why
[ a f o i ] says: go pinch her

After 10 minutes,

wlp Conversation
wlp (^@^) says:
[ a f o i ] says:
ey ey ey...
[ a f o i ] says:
i bocor something
[ a f o i ] says:
wlp say she hates u
[ a f o i ] says:
go ask her why
[ a f o i ] says:
go pinch her

This is what we call , 无阴功!!!!!! re-paste !!! shesh!!!

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The Infernal Affair - by afoi

To be continue...

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paliar-man rulez!!!!

A friend send me sone line today. Its about the video clip recorded from the paliar-man parliment. This is the COMEDY of the YEAR! Man.. I have to admit, even Steven Chow, MY idol's movie isn't that funny as this.

I'm like a nerd. Laughing out loud at my desk. But its just toooo funny. Do we need THAT agreesive to defend ourself ? Its like, listening to the dog shit from Padang Rengas, and then the whole bunch of DAP jumping high and low. WHAT THE FUCK!?? The background is full of the moaning all over the hall.. This is even better than watching Houston 500 !!! Chasey Lain? jerk off!! Now I'll be the paliar-man parliment super fan! GO~! DOG SHIT~! GO~!!!!

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Numa Numa

Download the song!

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Marvin the Paranoid Android

"Don't pretend you want to talk to me, I know you hate me."

"Yes, you do, everybody does. It's part of the shape of the Universe.
I only have to talk to somebody, and they begin to hate me. Even robots
hate me. If you just ignore me, I expect I shall probably go away."

"That ship hated me"

"It hated me because I talked to it."

"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself
into it's external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length,
and explained my view of the universe to it. It committed suicide"

Watched H2G2 last weekend. Its HIGHLY NOT recommended. The movie is nothing good other than Marvin, the Paranoid Android.

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7.24 @ Nuovo

Last friday, it is the FIRST time I went out with a group of magic hobbyst~ It was a SUPERB outing. Almost everyone there is close to professional level~!! *salute*

After work, went to Subang and meet up with friends, then head to Nuovo. There's this JUICE 3rd Anniversary Celebration. Thru some contact, we manage to kinda do some street style performance there. But, I didn't perform to any spectator, just not until that level yet. However, I TOTALLY MELT by some of the magician there. Buiyen and Charlston. They were two COOL dude~!!! VERY VERY VERY talented. Looking at their performance, I again, have the fun of watching magic!




This is the FIRST specator. This lovely lady, from "leave me alone" to "wow! This is nice"


Spounge ball routine with Charlston performing.


Spounge ball routine with Charlston performing.


See? you can hold girl's hand with magic~


Dok doing some card routine to some dude.


The duo gang~ Buiyen the mighty and Charlston the Guru~


Not too huge response from this group. But still , the moment of getting this routine done, is fun!


Finally they smiled and enjoy the show~


Nuovo. before the show~

I didn't perform to any laymen the other day. But I had soooo much fun. It feels so damn good when you're with a group of people who likes/crazy about stuff you like! People are watching us at mamak stall when we share some thought on some skill and play with our cards. I learnt soooo many stuff that day. WOW! I finally have some motivation to practise my skill! they're all Godlike!!!!!!!

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[S] tiu mou? lai la!

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Tiu Mou ?!

minta mia jam,

dia satu pun takde kasi,

tunggu tunggu tunggu dan tunggu samplai basi,

skali dia kasi empat.

Tiu Mou ?!

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Wa Piang eh~!

MCHSSHPKLCMHHKCMKPKFCIO .. F2C2 ? NAH!!!!

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afoi can read afterall.

Nothing much to do today, yet. So doing soem "blind surf" found this longgggg story. Although the title might sounds like.. uhhmm.. a lil bit of incest-style. But that's nothing like that at all. Its some kinda love story. I couldn't believe I finished off the whole story. Recommended~

爸爸，我怀了你的孩子

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Hu hu hu hu hu......

Very sleepy now... nothing to do besides waiting to the stupid XML... I dont want to work this weekend !!! I'd planned for it !!! SHIT!!!!! no fun !!!!!!

Mum and bro in shanghai now... so nice... wa.. foi...

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Michael Jackson's signature!

Myself is not M.J's fan. BUT I SAW HIM TODAY!!!!!!!! IN REAL LIFE!!!!! W.O.W (NOT World of Warcraft) !!!!!!

He's not that nasty after all, he even agree upon my request for an autograph!!! I dont believe it when people first say he know foreigh language~ but proof that he KNEW!

->M.J Signature<-

Maybe I can auction it on eBay.

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Tillzz

Has not been process yet ?

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Leeches

Been "haunted" with this thing, in my mind AND my wallet for quite some times. Lately, it became WORST! But am happy with it, still. Just need more self-control.

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The one with Seiko.

This weekend , is quite an expensive weekend for me. Friday, I've spend few hundreds in eBay, at some.. uhhm... precious thing. Then, Saturday, went Sogo with the gang.. bought a watch, and Davidoff fragrance. Thanks to feleech, without her. Really cant get the watch with SOME discount.

Talking about Davidoff, seems like the promoter want me to die. She shower me with ALOT of the fragrance. FCUK~ even after I tell her, I'm in great danger with such smell. And I even more afraid after our dinner at Sunway Steamboat Buffet.

饱温思淫(When you're full and warm, you'll think nasty) keep on coming into my mind. Will I being "kharm" by the someone? Be very afraid!!! worst to worst... i'll shout!! shout for my brother man... shout!! But.. looks like I've been thinking too much. Reach home safe and tight, still. *phew*









I damn like this watch. Fall in love with it last week, when I first saw it from the net. Then, start to ask around if anyone could help with it. Almost order direct thru the net.

I doubt if anyone could awake by the alarm clock. It sounds like an ant moaning for sex. Shesh...

Why it is named Seiko
- It means, "four tall" in cantonese. 四高. And, what the 四高 about?
--- 高雅 (elegant)
--- 高级 (exclusive)
--- 高品质 (top-quality)
--- 高尚 (high-grade)

Is the above statement true
NO

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Uncle, wake up~

Today went lunch with colleagues somewhere in subang. Eat jarp farn. The boss seem blur. When I reach the stall, the floor is full of rice. The uncle looks blur. Someone is sweeping the rice. Looks like his worker "accidentally" pour the whole beg of rice to the floor. Better luck next time.

After lunch, go "dar bao" for colleague at the rice stall again. While queueing up for paying money,

O.M(Office Man) : Boss, rice..

Boss : yeah? wheres ya plate ?

O.M : er.. I only want plain rice.

Boss : huh? plain rice? we dun sell plain rice.. sorry *tulan look*

O.M : *shock* WTF? I just ordered some dishes here, and you dont sell me rice?

Boss : ohh... sure sure.. I thought u only want plain rice. Today not enough rice. Cannot afford to sell plain rice.

O.M : *&^$&*&(@$*(@$@$* look at afoi

Afoi + O.M : *LOL*

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Really so hot?

While surfing thru friendster, read up the forecast abt my horoscope. Looks like am on fire today, fully charge. I'll ask those hot chiq in my office out for a date today.



Maybe I'll be lucky enough to find out, who on earth in my network would search "Zhuo Ai Zhi Shi" (make love position). wtf?

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Cool 3D Desktop

Found another nice tool thru Ash Web Blog blogegr's site. Which will 3D your desktop. Kinda kewl, but... not practical..


*shock*

download SphereXP now!

.NET Framework is needed.

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Masturbator Rasterbator

Found some cool tool, Rasterbator. It helps to create a LARGE (and I really mean LARGE) picture of your original single sheet picture to MULTIPLE(hundreds) sheets. Also you can make some dotted effect, like this


Before


After

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Hinduism? aimeh?

You scored as Hinduism. Your views are most similar to those of... Hinduism! Do some research on Hinduism and possibly consider becoming Hindu, if you aren't already. Hinduism 83% Paganism 67% Buddhism 63% Satanism 46% agnosticism 42% Judaism 33% atheism 33% Islam 29% Christianity 17% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

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