Wednesday, May 31, 2006

nasty stuff

Last Sunday, protest against the Fuel Hike, as well as Electricity Hike. Sadly, it turn nasty. From one of the clip, it seems that the group of protestor is, quite young.

Well, I hope they're really for the good sake and not because they want to be cool to participate in protest.

watch the clip here

protestor : wei.... yao jiang meh?
police : ni yi wei wo yao de meh!!??

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Monday, May 29, 2006

if you think screwing up server is bad, think again.


Because the water dispenser on Level XX was switched back on by a member of the staff on Friday evening (after it was switched off at 6.00 pm that day) and was not switched off when he left later that day. Water leaked again on Saturday overnight and has caused extensive water damage to the offices below, resulting in [Co.] facing substantial compensation claims and a threat of termination of our lease agreement by KLCC Management.

Please note that NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO SWITCH THE WATER DISPENSER ON after 6.00 pm daily and on weekends.

Please observe the notices behind the dispensers which read:

"Due to constant malfunctioning of the water dispenser resulting in water leakage overnight, the dispenser will be shut down daily from 6.00 pm till 8.00 am and on weekends. Please consume the other beverages provided between these times.

Apologies for the inconveniences caused."



I pity him to cause such problem. Hence, afoi record is overwritten~! *phew*

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nehi!

Semi Value got OWNED!

caught on tape

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Sam the lucky bastard

Last weekend, received a phone call from Sam. Asking us to go some fast food restaurant for a FREE MEAL. According to him, he won some prize in the contest and were given free meal in there. How lucky he was! I never even won a pencil!!!!

Anyway, according to Danny and all, the food that day is "slightly" different with normal day. As it is more, tastier , and looks better. Maybe its because they have to record some marketing video with it.

After the free lunch, went back and proceed to next plan. Lil cousin's bday party. Darn! its held at another fast food restaurant !! HOLY COW!

Anyway, that day I ate HELL LOT of chicken. And kids nowadays act very rude. Its time for some cane. Wake up, parents. What are you thinking~?

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Friday, May 26, 2006

cumming soon

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p/s to myself :

1118.83 !

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

now, this is priceless

Streamyx Online = RM66
Desktop PC = RM2.5K
Having someone forward great email to you = priceless

got it from a forwarded email. Wonder if this really happened.

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Some idiot just don't have BRAINS... OR this is a joke... you decide which
is it.... cancel your credit cards before you die ???

It's all about money for ShittyBank Credit Cards when you die......
This is too funny! It takes all kinds to make the world go round. Be sure
and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is easy to see
happening, customer service being what it is....

Someone's Aunt died this past January. ShittyBank billed her for February and
March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added
late fees and interest on the monthly charge... the balance had been
$0.00... Now it was somewhere around $60.00. He placed the following phone
call to ShittyBank:


Someone: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."

ShittyBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Someone: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections"

ShittyBank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."

Someone: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

ShittyBank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau maybe both!"

Someone: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

ShittyBank:"...excuse Someone...?"

Someone: "Did you just get what I was telling you... the part about her being dead?"

ShittyBank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"

(Supervisor gets on the phone)

Someone: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."

ShittyBank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Someone: "You Someonean you want to collect from her estate?"

ShittyBank: ".....(stamSomeoner)" ".... Are you her lawyer?"

Someone: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given... )

ShittyBank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Someone: "Sure."

(Fax number is given)

(After they get the fax.)

ShittyBank: "Our system just isn't setup for death"

Someone: "Oh..."

ShittyBank: "I don't know what more I can do to help.."

Someone: "Well...if you figure it out,great! If not, you could just keep billing her...I suppose... Don't really think she will care...."

ShittyBank: "Well...the late fees and charges do still apply."

Someone: "Would you like her new billing address?"

ShittyBank: "That might help."

Someone: "Nilai Someonemorial Park CeSomeonetery (North South Highway and plot number given.)

ShittyBank: "Sir, that's a ceSomeonetery!"

Someone: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"

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Friday, May 19, 2006

自我型(與別不同,自成一格)

complete the test here

您樂於活在邊緣,而且在人生的所有層面追求不尋常、藝術性且富含意義的事物。
您具有美感的洞察力,以穿著和環境來表達自我的獨特性。
您把焦點放在關係和感覺,所以儘管對工作抱持理想,找到理想伴侶卻是第一優先。當一份新的關係出現,或是既有的關係出問題時,工作很快的就會被暫放在一旁。

優點:
您對別人的受苦具有深層且天賦的同理心,會立刻拋開自己的麻煩,去支持並幫助在痛苦中的人。

缺點:
您會主動追求「負面」情緒。當生命過得越來越平淡時,您會產生出一個情緒危機,如果任何人試圖跟您講道理,都只會令您變得更憤怒不悅。

愛情:
您傾向以「若即若離」的方式面對愛情。距離越遠,對方看起來就越完美。
您情緒變化範圍太廣,太強烈,再加上若即若離的習性,對於伴侶而言很難確切知道如何和您建立關係。

您只要在交往過程中碰到一丁點難題,或是預見自己會被拒絕,您便會推開自己的伴侶。
「我寧可當那個先離開的人,也不要當被遺棄的人。如果我失去了掌控權,那是相當可怕的事。」

安定方位:改革型
在安定的狀態下您會開始有完美主義傾向,去批判自己和別人。

壓力方位:付出型
當面對感情的壓力或情緒對抗時,您會變得痴纏,失落,抑鬱和行為反復無常。很需要吸引別人,以獲得讚許。

建意:
每天找些正向的事情,並加以慶賀
享受世俗面,去看看平凡中的不平凡
覺得自己特殊而正確時,在行動前先花時間考慮清楚

最渴望:能更深入的了解自己,看透人生
最恐懼:自我身份的模糊,感情世界的缺陷
最難達到的美德:平衡 (Equanimity)
最難克服的執念:憂鬱 (Melancholy)

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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Aileen selling viagra???~???!!????

received an email mins ago. Got discount IF after 60 years, I need those?

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

RM 3,000.00 anyone ?

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you $1000 if you let me have sex with you....but the girl said NO. Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down". So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson:Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and then getting screwed!

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BBC == Blur Blur Channel

BBC mistakenly identify a cab driver as computer expert and interview him in their LIVE show.



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Monday, May 15, 2006

WC 2006 !

Waiting xiao yao the cold joke supplier cousin to see what she can do for me..

1. Brazil Blue - http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/cart.html?prod_id=1668&ref=brazil

2. Holland - http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/cart.html?prod_id=1625&ref=holland

3. Brazil Yellow - http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/cart.html?prod_id=1667&ref=brazil

4. Spain Red - http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/cart.html?prod_id=1577&ref=spain

5. Japan Blue - http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/cart.html?prod_id=1559&ref=japan

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Sunday, May 14, 2006

drunken master bastard

tiu lei gor sei sohai~! sai lan gao afoi ge si karn. Mm larn serk, jao mm hou hai dou pan lan sai yea. Tiu 7 lei gor chao hai. Yee wai ji gei hou lan seng, dim ji dou hai diu 9 lan geh mong hai. sau pei lar!!!

ASSHOLE!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wasting my time... FUCKA!!!!!!!! stupid asshole!!!!

asshole + asshole + asshole == god damn mutha fucker ass licking dog shit cock sucking retarded useless maggot!!!!!

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Saturday, May 13, 2006

work out your brain before it got rusty

you can play the game here !

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520 moves at the final level. Looks like I need to work out my mind more often!

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Thursday, May 11, 2006

你有几多粒?

一共十五粒

毅力 + 势力 + 实力 ==十五粒

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Happy Wesak Day!

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May the world is more safer and peaceful. May my soul more calm too.

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

捐献

一男一女在捐献中心碰面了,两人聊了起来。
女人说“我来献血,他们付我五块钱。”
男人说“我来捐精子,他们付五十块。”
女人听后考虑了很久。随后两人分手了。
过了几个月,他们俩又在捐献中心碰面了,男人主动打招呼“嗨,又来献血吗?”
女人紧闭着嘴一边摇头一边发出“呜呜”的声音…………

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

superheating effect

In physics, superheating (sometimes referred to as boiling retardation, boiling delay, or defervescence) is the phenomenon in which a liquid is heated to a temperature higher than its standard boiling point, without actually boiling. This can be caused by rapidly heating a homogeneous substance while leaving it undisturbed (so as to avoid the introduction of air bubbles at nucleation sites).

Because a superheated fluid is the result of artificial circumstances, it is metastable, and is disrupted as soon as the circumstances abate, leading to the liquid boiling very suddenly and violently-a very dangerous situation. Superheating is sometimes a concern with microwave ovens, some of which can quickly heat water without physical disturbance. A person agitating a container full of superheated water by attempting to remove it from a microwave could easily be scalded.

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P/S : Boiling water using a microwave can be very dangerous. To read more, click here

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supercooling effect

A liquid below its melting point will crystallize in the presence of a seed crystal or nucleus around which a crystal structure can form. However, lacking any such nucleus, the liquid phase can be maintained all the way down to the temperature at which crystal homogeneous nucleation occurs. The homogeneous nucleation can occur above the glass transition where the system is an amorphous — that is, non-crystalline — solid.

Water has a freezing point of 273 K (0°C) but can be supercooled at ambient pressure down to its crystal homogeneous nucleation at almost 231 K (-42°C).1 If cooled at a rate of the order of 1 million K per second, the crystal nucleation can be avoided and water becomes a glass. Its glass transition temperature is much colder and harder to determine, but studies estimate it at about 165 K (-108°C).2 Glassy water can be heated up to approximately 150 K (-123°C).3 In the range of temperatures between 231 K (-42°C) and 150 K (-123°C) experiments find only crystal ice.

Droplets of supercooled water often exist in stratiform and cumulus clouds. They form into ice when they are struck by the wings of passing airplanes and abruptly crystallize. (This causes problems with lift, so aircraft that are expected to fly in such conditions are found with a deicing system.)

An equivalent to supercooling for the process of melting solids does not exist: a solid will always melt at the same temperature for a given pressure. It is, however, possible to superheat a liquid above its boiling point without it becoming gaseous.


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magic with everyday object



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Monday, May 08, 2006

lenglui

see lenglui here

Responses : -


c a n t o --·!|[... sigh-seeing~ ...]|!·-- says:
a beautiful gal with a typical guy face




LEk YoNG < 0 > says:
*PANG PANG* sound ah....beh tahan ah..
LEk YoNG < 0 > says:
eh meang very very keng ah....till got *PANG PANG* sound ah




danny says:
wah




- = KAI = - says:
DAMN
- = KAI = - says:
spoiled my spirit liao
- = KAI = - says:
am kan..
- = KAI = - says:
no mood to work liao
- = KAI = - says:
just now ..my mind suddenly say "how come got such thing..afoi share lenglui wif me??"




Chan Weng says:
hmlj yea?
[ a f o i ] - anyone any news regarding SE K800? says:
lenglui
Chan Weng says:
tiu lei lar
Chan Weng says:
kiong kan
Chan Weng says:
yu hua




FISM says:
wow the gal freaked me out man




beckham says:
wtf!??
beckham says:
u wan die r




charlston .... says:
jibai sent aqua to me
charlston .... says:
diu ar



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whoever u are.. can go die

niama.. spread rumour.. go die!! fucker!

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Cyberjaya - global centre against cyber-terrorism

Malaysia is to establish an international centre to fight cyber-terrorism, providing an emergency response to high-tech attacks on economies and trading systems around the globe, reports said yesterday.

Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said during a visit to the United States that the facility, sited at the high-tech hub of Cyberjaya, would be funded and supported by governments and the private sector. The New Straits Times said the centre would be modelled on the Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta, which helps handle outbreaks of disease around the world. Abdullah - who announced the initiative at the close of the World Congress on Information Technology in Austin, Texas - said the threat of cyber-terrorism was too serious for governments to ignore.Severe loss"The potential to wreak havoc and cause disruption to people, governments and global systems has increased as the world becomes more globalised," he said according to the daily. "The economic loss caused by a cyber attack can be truly severe, for example, a nationwide blackout, collapse of trading systems or the crippling of a central bank's cheque clearing system," he said.


"It is imperative that countries throughout the world work in concert to wipe out this danger." Abdullah said that big names including Symantec Corp of the United States, Japan's Micro and Russia's Kaspersky Lab had agreed to take part in the "International Multilateral Partnership Against Cyber-Terrorism" (IMPACT).


In another boost for Malaysian, which has gone to great lengths to develop its information-technology sector, computer giant Dell Inc said it would set up a technology and development centre in Cyberjaya. The facility will employ up to 1,000 people over the next few years, and its activities will cover process design and software development.
Dell, which first began manufacturing personal computers in the northern IT hub of Penang in 1995, currently employs 4,000 people in Malaysia.


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p/s : Do we need another round table conference to sort things out? destroy all the CDs? Book ? Electronic Devices? Watches? Etc Etc.....

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Sunday, May 07, 2006

o-blood o-coconut

watch this clip. a sohai uncle scolding up a young dude. :o I wonder what happen to both of them.

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Friday, May 05, 2006

friend wor...

I guess my funeral*touch wood* will be very happening.

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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

is Busy

Not only afoi is busy!
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