Tuesday, May 31, 2005

The one with -0.9

Went Mid Valley for dinner days ago. After dinner with the gang, I bring them to look for LongCheng's gf. She's working there that day. We did a test on Osteoporosis. Am somewhere at the border line of normal. Hmm... Wooly is among the STRONGER bone. guess she's just Berat Tulang. Advice to those who'se around the yellow zone, do tke care of yaself. Lene yourself daily.

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Have you lene-ed today? the cow at KLCC.

Talking about lene, am on yao lei lene zhor don lene training lately.

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Ms.Hak Mui Guai

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Now, i'm scat scared, fcuking scared!

A friend of mine send me a link today. The site describe about some dude called John Titor, The Time Traveler. Lets call him TTT. No offend , but I cant stop laughing once my fiend told me more about the site. TTT born at 1998, eh come from 2036 cos he want to get somethg from IBM to solve out some computer problem that will happpened in 2036.

So, I think IBM stock is worth buying.. They can survived another 30 years. Search the site and buy the part TTT is looking for as much as you can. Oh yeah.. cant wait for the 2036 to reach and I'll be a Billionaire Trillionaire.

johnDICKor.com

Also, There's another site.. having some Q&A with this TTT.

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Tell us how the war started. Who was involved? Who won?

Civil war in the United States will start in 2005. The conflict flares up and down, but the year 2008 was a general date when everyone realized the world they were living in was over. When the civil conflict got worse, people generally decided to either stay in the cities and lose most of their civil rights under the guise of security, or leave the cities for more isolated and rural areas. The conflict consumed everyone in the U.S. by 2012 and ended with a very short World War III.

How can we survive the war?

If you want to survive the coming conflict, learn to let fear keep you alive. Too many of you turn off the life-saving natural instincts and premonitions when it’s convenient. The same person who has five dead-bolt locks on their door will think nothing about getting into a parking-garage elevator with a total stranger. If you want to live, keep your eyes open.


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More Q&A

I guess TTT must be some jesus reborn. He survived the civil war and the WW III !!
*tabik*

Forgive me, I still cant stop laughing. Allow me to pay respect to you again, Tiu Tuakong Titor, oopss.. i mean, TTT, Titor The Traveller.

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L-bird N-Stunt IQ Question

Received a forwarded email this morning, from sai sai hitler.. Been thinking for 15 mins.. still no luck... what an answer..

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Monday, May 30, 2005

Ms. Lam Shek Phai

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Sunday, May 29, 2005

Sleepless Saturday Night

Its 322AM now.. and am not sleepy.. why? because tomorrow, I'll be seeing my new GFs.. uhhh laa laaa.... just cant wait... cant wait for the ma-ma-san to bring'em back to me.. come to daddy!!!

Might due to the tea I had just now at Cheras's Station 1. Dinner with ahfeifei, felice, and bento at Pudu.. Then, its too early to go back, so decided to continue yamchar session at cheras.. GFs is the quite-hit-topic tonight...

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Saturday, May 28, 2005

Never tell your mum you got extra cash. NEVER!

All gone.. but hopefully by this way, I'll have some saving. Or, at least I can make my mum proud. His son is giving her money already!

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I think I must give more to my mum. I had some self control crisis lately. I cant really control my expanses anymore. shit...

There is this new cafe in my hometown. The interior design is superb. Heard its by one of my friend's brother.

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They have water flowing the window. The environment is... nice. But the food there is just so so. Spacious, not too crowded. Over price for hometown standard.

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Memories

Went back hometown during wesak day weekend. Its the same old peaceful quiet town.. peaceful no more.. The criminal case is getting higher and higher. As usual, I couldnt get away with the "3-must-have-routine". Everyone seems to be busy with their working life. And damn... I miss those moment when I still a student back in my hometown.

Mum ask me to go back to old house to do a final inspection. We sold that house, the house where I grew up. Every place in that house reminds me of alot of thing. Snap some photo before it's knock down.


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It look so old..

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Everythings gone. But not the mighty bike which I used to conquer the whole town with. Hey, I got a very top skill in riding a bike.

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Looks like there's some prayer soon. This stage is right beside my house. and DAMN! everytime around the year end exam, they'll be having this sort of "celebration". You'll be listening to those remix music until early morning. The result? I never do good in exam. But hey, that isn't that bad. At least I had something to blame on. (That explain why I nvr kena from parents when i failed 5/10 subjects)

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I wonder how can the Dr. who rent the house can live in such condition. He nvr even want to move the furniture out from the room. Looks like some place for the "Eat Big Rice Tea" gang to gather.

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The dining hall.

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The kitchen. I used to prepare some late supper here, when I stay up late to study. Wait a minute.. Study ? I mean.. doing some online reference revision.

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My room, no more..

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This view of my room's window is just nice when there's any prayer in the temple. Had you seen how the people penetrate the long long long steel bar on their mouth? Had you seen how the people "invite" the so called "god" to used their body to communicate with other people?
Basically, I see alot of thing over here. Especially lenglui with pray there. Ahh.. how nice.

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Usually friend will hang out here. Cock talking session, Online Reference revision.

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They (DV,fei and gangs) used to stay here when they pay the visit here.

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The place I felt abit sorry for. I cant remember when does it happen. But am pretty sure I was just in lower form in primary school. It happen during CNY. Where I play alot with the fire cracker. There is this "super spinning lotus with extra effect" firecracker, which meant to be lite on the floor and it will spin like a lotus. BUT, that is just way to dull to play with. So I lite and THROW it high up the sky. It drop at the road and start to spin. Shit. RIGHT on the spot, there is a old old lady there. And she's VERY VERY panic with the firecracker which jumping all around her. FCUK! I'm sorry! I enter the house without telling anyone about this.

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The palce I go when I had arguement with family. Yes, the back yard. Its also the place where I had my "arson training" here. Radio? Chair? When I was at younger age, some of the small kiddo from the temple will climb this wall and look for me. Also, we have a whistler each, where we have to report to the place whenever we heard of the whistler. yeah right.. How hard I blow, no body will give a fcuk.. becase I dont either, when I heard any.

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The picasso master piece we bought during year of 1999. Its about 1.3 million by that time. Not too sure how much it cost now. Did I say it's in Rupiah?

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The BEST view for "thunder storm watch". Everytime raining, I'll be staring at this open space. And yes, you can see all sort of nice lighting. Because of the open space, Thunder striking is always around my house. I love watching thunder.

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My nice nice nice neighbour accross the road. The uncle used to be my school bus driver, who is very very very very nice. Also, the aunty is a very very very very kind lady. They give me Bobby the dog when I was young, and help me to bury him when he left me. I wish they're always as cheerful and as happy as they were.

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The attack of the pest. One of the staircase's wood finished by the pest. According to the pest control dude. This the WORST case he ever encounter in his 20 years carrer. (yau mou lan?) But then, when you go near, you'll listen the sounds made by the pest.

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My shit goes here. But some people steel the cover and sell it.

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Friday, May 27, 2005

I seriously need for a change...

I think I have a serious problem. I need to do something with it. I'm having BIG problem. But how? I'm TOTALLY lost control over it. Forgive me if I'd do something wrong.. I just love it..

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What you can do in six minutes with ohm!

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To all liverpool fan.

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Smoking room

Today I finally found out the 101th "Smoking Area" around my office. It is say that this area is No Smoking Area. However, At some of those abandon-store-room, there's this self-print "label"

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The self-declared smooking room.

uhh.. what's the word above the word smoking?

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Snake Room??? ROTFLOL

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Afoi in a foi day

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Its been cloudy and windy this morning.. Made my mood foi-er than usual. And shesh.. soartroat.. Friend suggest to drink some cola/pepsi + salt.. so decided to go McD for that.. have McChicken which make the case worst.. so I guess tomorrow will NOT take McD lunch no more.. Should try on Curry Crunchy Dinner Plate in stead..

Yesterday night, suddenly got this ohm to take out all my gf and touch them..

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This is all my gf from US. They're my precious..

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Gang Bang party, from GFs all around the world.

My colelction is still as tiny as a cell. But soon.. I hope I can get more.. I want to go Ohio... :`(

Donate a deck of card to afoi.

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How I wish I can go there..

Arrghhh... I want to go Ohio!!! To be more specific.. I want to go here:
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End of year.. must suggest to bring mom to Ohio~ Lets wish and wait....

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Monday, May 16, 2005

Lone Ranger

Being work on shift can be tiring. Especially you have to work outside office, alone. I used to envy my neighbourhood's security guard. They seem to be having great time every night. Group of people, yam char-ing in the nicely build guard house.. Food and drink provided. I mean, what else one can expect? You're paid for staying awake and chit chat?

Then, while I was on my way back, I passed by another guard house in another area. Situation is TOTALLY different. Solo performance without audience. How long he can stand before going off to meet sin-the-real-lust in dream land? Suddenly, I feel lonely by looking at this picture..

Akon, sing it~

Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely..


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Now, who is the REAL VanDam?

Now, I'm confused... Is the VanDam who violated me is the real one? or this one ? which is VanDam-er ? Cant think of anything now.. confused and frustrated...

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The Vandam Cruelty

One fine day, small pity afoi feel boring, so he decided to go out and have a walk. Wrong move... totally wrong move.. in the middle of the valley, he met VanDam, the cruel prosecutor.

Afoi being forced to a dead corner.. that doesn't end there, VanDam start with the famous VanDam-Car-Luck-Tie-Kiap-Kiap-Chow power. Obviously, that day VanDam reaches the highest level. Afoi sense taht the Vandam level on that day is almost 107,390,386,385,893 point higher than normal.

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Actually, she's FORCED to snap that photo.. although I see joy in her face while snapping this photo. I'm helpless.. someone please help me... Princess, please help me.... please.... (VanDam, this post, you seng seng deng deng stick with your VanDam character, princess let other to do)

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Delicious something

Some special,tempting dish from La-Manila. With that outlook, I couldn't resist.. but to grab it. But, be warned, never squeeze it. wake up.. it's mushroon soup with breed.. very nice mushroom soup.. very so so breed.

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Golden Pee with Golden Price

Went KLCC last weekend. Wend to the toilet, the 2 bucks entrance toilet. Just curious. Ngam ngam that day.. didn't drink much water, so, I had a GOLDEN pee with GOLDEN price. BTW, the paid price doesnt make your pee sweeter.. leeches still die when you pee on them.

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Afoi's thumb. Entrance ticket.

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Rich old man Curious uncle with small golden pee output.

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Look simple but misdirecting sink. I actually got fucked with this. The damn censor look like a button.. and I actually go push it.. shesh!!! ah beng...

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fyi, you dont pay for him to hold your brother john.

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Nice and clean.

RM2.00 for a pee. Will not re-visit. Just curious.

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Early birdie deserve better food

Surprisingly, today I manage to get off work before 7 PM .. Because of that, I managed to catch up "Mondo Magic" showing at AXN .. I'm excited now.. Because of that, I had a more proper dinner.

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Yummy-Bak-Kut-Teh Dinner Set.

What they say is true, "early bird deserved a better food". Today is a better day(second half) for me.. Hope it will last longer.

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No-Ohm-PMS-Lazy Dinner Set

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Friday, May 06, 2005

Flamingos...gone with the wind..


Tuesday May 3, 2005
Falling tree kills 14 Malacca Zoo flamingos

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MALACCA: Two thirds of the flamingo population at the Malacca Zoo were killed by a falling tree during strong winds on Sunday evening.

The branches of the 13m-tall angsana tree in the Mini Safari compound fell within the birds' enclosure near the zoo’s amphitheatre, killing 13 of the 21 flamingos, which were all from Tanzania.

Jason Loh of Animal Adventure, the company that trains the birds for the animal show at the zoo, said the incident happened between 6.30pm and 7.30pm.

“Two other flamingos were badly injured – one of which died today (yesterday),'' he said, adding that zoo workers were out for dinner at the time of the incident.

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CRUSHED: The birds struck dead by fallen branches at the zoo in Malacca on Sunday.

Loh, who estimated the dead birds to be worth about RM60,000, said zoo workers took two-and-a-half hours to clear the branches from the enclosure and remove the dead and injured birds.

“The daily bird presentation at the zoo will be carried out as usual but there will not be a flamingo show for now,” he said, adding that there was a ban on the import of birds, including flamingos, due to the bird flu scare.

Two other trees were also uprooted by the strong winds. One fell on the bear enclosure, but none of the animals was injured.

The other tree fell near Loh's office.

The 21 flamingos were brought to the zoo in December 2003 and made their debut at the bird show in March 2004.

Scientifically known as Phoenicopterus ruber, the pink-coloured birds are found in Africa, Europe, Asia and South America.



This incident happened after we visited the Afarmosa Animal World. I wonder if it's those flamingos which performed on the Bird Show. :S I witnessed their last show...

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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

*tired*

Still in office, and it's almost 8PM.. Been going off late recently. Will I need to stay until early morning every weekdays or weekends? No mood in doing any other thing.. or should say.. no time to do so...

Need something other than work.... really need that... friends say they dare not to message me in MSN.. so, I'm not only stress.. but lonely...

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Monday, May 02, 2005

You the man, Tiong Soon

During our malacca trip on last weekend, there's a person's name keep on coming on our my mind. Tiong Soon. He's the mysterious guy, he's afoi's savious, he's the man.. the one whom we dunno who the heck he is. Everything started when Princess start her SM session on me in dv's car.

Been calling tiong soon for help during the 1+ hour journey to malcca. No luck still. Even my arms turn red, tiong soon still do not answer my call. Until we reached hotel, DV suddenly changed. to Tiong Soon!! he pay back the reveng to Princess! hurray.. Tiong Soon~

Tiong Soon, I owe you.. I think you gonna save me from Princess's torture.. Other than sweating the other day, I'm damn sure my right arm cried. Cried of happiness because we found you.

But, I cant call your english name nomore, people started to pekchek with "Tiong Soon". So, I should call you "Zhong Xin". And on our way back home to KL, I think we finally found out who exactly you are. Mr.Fung, thanks alot for your help. You such a great man.

Tiong Soon, call me when you free.. Tiong Soon, save me when I call..

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Even he knows...

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lick lick... lick lick ar.. lick lick..

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Sunday, May 01, 2005

[Malacca] - Sunday @ malacca

As usual, we planned today's schedule yesterday and we ruined it by not following EVERY single thing. We didn't wake up at 7AM, we didn't have our bfast at the hotel, we didn't reach A-farmosa Animal World early early morning.

Today is the climax of the sweating journey. Hualaneh.. the sweat.. Animal Safari is quite fun.. but too bad the animals doesnt seem to be active at all. What you expect? they're feeded on time.. and no need to fight for food also? hmmphh...

There's quite some number of animal show in A-Farmosa.. Also a cowboy town.. The drama played is kinda boring.. dont really understand wtf the actor are saying.. Althought I think it's english. But the princess is pretty.. ngek ngek... The setting of the cowboy show is similiar to the game I played year ago, "Desperado". Its nice to watch it live. The effect is not too bad..

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Whats at the back? aisay... new building..


I like all the red indian very much. They're very cool.. without any solid reason.. they'll just ride the horse and pass by the stage with speed. They dont even hold the horse.. free hand! wow.. *salute*

After the Cowboy Show, we went to some animal shows, fun show as well. Again, its not words that can be describe.. :P The monkey is all very ngai lan.. One thing I'm very very very very very very very very very impressed with is the communication between the trainer and the animals. Because the show is dealing with animals, so they cant really have full control of the animal's reaction. The animals sometimes do not follow the order or did the wrong thing. But the thing is, after the Multi-Animal Shown ended, we stay there to wait for the crowd to clear. Then, I saw the trainer is TALKING with the orang utan. Yes, TALKING to the orang utan. The orang utan suppose to hit the golf in the hole, but he didn't manage to do so after few attempts.

And the best part is, you can actually see the orang utan is actually LISTENING to what he say. I'm reallllllly impressed with that. The trainer teaches him to follow his way and hit the ball, and this time , the ball goes in the hole. I gave a big applause.. they deserved it. I wish to have more thumbs to give u more thumbs up.. *2 thumbs up*

Bird Show is the next show. Although its a little big boring. But the cool part is, there are eagle!!! which I dream of keeping one as pet when I was young. They make the eagle fly REAL close to the audience. It's wing actually touches my spiky hair! cool~

When they make the eagle fly from one end to the other, they ordered everyone to sit and do not disturb the eagle, as it is a BIG bird, and might go mad. I still manage to NOT to ducks and takes some multiple shots while it flys right ABOVE my head!! Its an awesome experience! Someday, I must try to keep an eagle as pet!

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Then, we walk around.. and manage to snap some animals.

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Small monkey.. very cute.. almost like me (till..)

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Dark Swan.. almost as dark as me.. (true..)

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Flamengo..

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Flamengo..

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Flamengo..

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Lair-bit

Another cant-be-described-by-words-day .. reached KL at 6-7+pm .. had dinner at McD.. then cabut to go back to our lair and recover of some mana.. but i still ngeh ngeh to write some entries.. else.. I might not have the time to do so..

Time to rest now.. tired.. but happy~ wish there's more of such time.. oh yeah..

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