Wednesday, June 29, 2005

The Infernal Affair - by afoi

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

paliar-man rulez!!!!

A friend send me sone line today. Its about the video clip recorded from the paliar-man parliment. This is the COMEDY of the YEAR! Man.. I have to admit, even Steven Chow, MY idol's movie isn't that funny as this.

I'm like a nerd. Laughing out loud at my desk. But its just toooo funny. Do we need THAT agreesive to defend ourself ? Its like, listening to the dog shit from Padang Rengas, and then the whole bunch of DAP jumping high and low. WHAT THE FUCK!?? The background is full of the moaning all over the hall.. This is even better than watching Houston 500 !!! Chasey Lain? jerk off!! Now I'll be the paliar-man parliment super fan! GO~! DOG SHIT~! GO~!!!!

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Monday, June 27, 2005

Numa Numa

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Marvin the Paranoid Android

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"Don't pretend you want to talk to me, I know you hate me."

"Yes, you do, everybody does. It's part of the shape of the Universe.
I only have to talk to somebody, and they begin to hate me. Even robots
hate me. If you just ignore me, I expect I shall probably go away."

"That ship hated me"

"It hated me because I talked to it."

"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself
into it's external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length,
and explained my view of the universe to it. It committed suicide"

Watched H2G2 last weekend. Its HIGHLY NOT recommended. The movie is nothing good other than Marvin, the Paranoid Android.

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

7.24 @ Nuovo

Last friday, it is the FIRST time I went out with a group of magic hobbyst~ It was a SUPERB outing. Almost everyone there is close to professional level~!! *salute*

After work, went to Subang and meet up with friends, then head to Nuovo. There's this JUICE 3rd Anniversary Celebration. Thru some contact, we manage to kinda do some street style performance there. But, I didn't perform to any spectator, just not until that level yet. However, I TOTALLY MELT by some of the magician there. Buiyen and Charlston. They were two COOL dude~!!! VERY VERY VERY talented. Looking at their performance, I again, have the fun of watching magic!

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This is the FIRST specator. This lovely lady, from "leave me alone" to "wow! This is nice"

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Spounge ball routine with Charlston performing.

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Spounge ball routine with Charlston performing.

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See? you can hold girl's hand with magic~

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Dok doing some card routine to some dude.

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The duo gang~ Buiyen the mighty and Charlston the Guru~

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Not too huge response from this group. But still , the moment of getting this routine done, is fun!

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Finally they smiled and enjoy the show~

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Nuovo. before the show~

I didn't perform to any laymen the other day. But I had soooo much fun. It feels so damn good when you're with a group of people who likes/crazy about stuff you like! People are watching us at mamak stall when we share some thought on some skill and play with our cards. I learnt soooo many stuff that day. WOW! I finally have some motivation to practise my skill! they're all Godlike!!!!!!!

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Friday, June 24, 2005

[S] tiu mou? lai la!

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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Tiu Mou ?!

minta mia jam,

dia satu pun takde kasi,

tunggu tunggu tunggu dan tunggu samplai basi,

skali dia kasi empat.

Tiu Mou ?!

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Wa Piang eh~!


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afoi can read afterall.

Nothing much to do today, yet. So doing soem "blind surf" found this longgggg story. Although the title might sounds like.. uhhmm.. a lil bit of incest-style. But that's nothing like that at all. Its some kinda love story. I couldn't believe I finished off the whole story. Recommended~


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Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Hu hu hu hu hu......

Very sleepy now... nothing to do besides waiting to the stupid XML... I dont want to work this weekend !!! I'd planned for it !!! SHIT!!!!! no fun !!!!!!

Mum and bro in shanghai now... so nice... wa.. foi...

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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Michael Jackson's signature!

Myself is not M.J's fan. BUT I SAW HIM TODAY!!!!!!!! IN REAL LIFE!!!!! W.O.W (NOT World of Warcraft) !!!!!!

He's not that nasty after all, he even agree upon my request for an autograph!!! I dont believe it when people first say he know foreigh language~ but proof that he KNEW!

->M.J Signature<-

Maybe I can auction it on eBay.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2005


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Has not been process yet ?

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Sunday, June 12, 2005


Been "haunted" with this thing, in my mind AND my wallet for quite some times. Lately, it became WORST! But am happy with it, still. Just need more self-control.

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The one with Seiko.

This weekend , is quite an expensive weekend for me. Friday, I've spend few hundreds in eBay, at some.. uhhm... precious thing. Then, Saturday, went Sogo with the gang.. bought a watch, and Davidoff fragrance. Thanks to feleech, without her. Really cant get the watch with SOME discount.

Talking about Davidoff, seems like the promoter want me to die. She shower me with ALOT of the fragrance. FCUK~ even after I tell her, I'm in great danger with such smell. And I even more afraid after our dinner at Sunway Steamboat Buffet.

饱温思淫(When you're full and warm, you'll think nasty) keep on coming into my mind. Will I being "kharm" by the someone? Be very afraid!!! worst to worst... i'll shout!! shout for my brother man... shout!! But.. looks like I've been thinking too much. Reach home safe and tight, still. *phew*

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I damn like this watch. Fall in love with it last week, when I first saw it from the net. Then, start to ask around if anyone could help with it. Almost order direct thru the net.

I doubt if anyone could awake by the alarm clock. It sounds like an ant moaning for sex. Shesh...

Why it is named Seiko
- It means, "four tall" in cantonese. 四高. And, what the 四高 about?
--- 高雅 (elegant)
--- 高级 (exclusive)
--- 高品质 (top-quality)
--- 高尚 (high-grade)

Is the above statement true

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Friday, June 10, 2005

Uncle, wake up~

Today went lunch with colleagues somewhere in subang. Eat jarp farn. The boss seem blur. When I reach the stall, the floor is full of rice. The uncle looks blur. Someone is sweeping the rice. Looks like his worker "accidentally" pour the whole beg of rice to the floor. Better luck next time.

After lunch, go "dar bao" for colleague at the rice stall again. While queueing up for paying money,

O.M(Office Man) : Boss, rice..

Boss : yeah? wheres ya plate ?

O.M : er.. I only want plain rice.

Boss : huh? plain rice? we dun sell plain rice.. sorry *tulan look*

O.M : *shock* WTF? I just ordered some dishes here, and you dont sell me rice?

Boss : ohh... sure sure.. I thought u only want plain rice. Today not enough rice. Cannot afford to sell plain rice.

O.M : *&^$&*&(@$*(@$@$* look at afoi

Afoi + O.M : *LOL*

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Really so hot?

While surfing thru friendster, read up the forecast abt my horoscope. Looks like am on fire today, fully charge. I'll ask those hot chiq in my office out for a date today.

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Maybe I'll be lucky enough to find out, who on earth in my network would search "Zhuo Ai Zhi Shi" (make love position). wtf?

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Cool 3D Desktop

Found another nice tool thru Ash Web Blog blogegr's site. Which will 3D your desktop. Kinda kewl, but... not practical..

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download SphereXP now!

.NET Framework is needed.

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Thursday, June 09, 2005

Masturbator Rasterbator

Found some cool tool, Rasterbator. It helps to create a LARGE (and I really mean LARGE) picture of your original single sheet picture to MULTIPLE(hundreds) sheets. Also you can make some dotted effect, like this

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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Hinduism? aimeh?

You scored as Hinduism. Your views are most similar to those of... Hinduism! Do some research on Hinduism and possibly consider becoming Hindu, if you aren't already.



















Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Random conversation

anynomous says:
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[ a f o i ] says:
Image hosted by lei seng yart gum geh?? sien nor..

anynomous says:
Image hosted by lei bin sai la....lei yi chin um hai gum gah...

[ a f o i ] says:
Image hosted by soh lui!! yi chin mei tark dou lei!!! gang hai la!!

anynomous says:
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[ a f o i ] says:
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Friday, June 03, 2005

Buzz Off!!!

Yesterday night, after work, as usual I take train back home. On the way from Asia Jaya to KL Sentral, there's this two young guy enter the train. One guai-lou with another Banana dude.

"I MEAN........." Out of sudden, that guai-lou SHOUT.. then whisper with his friend. WTF?

Then, they start to walk around , guai-lou walk a distance then only stop in front of a young man, this banana stop BESIDE me, and start to talk to the uncle beside me.

B.D "Hello.. Do you have a minute?"

Uncle "Stop that!"

B.D "???"

Uncle "I know your trick!!"

B.D "There's no trick, uncle"

Uncle "I say STOP THAT! I know your trick!! You're wasting your time young man.. STOP IT!"

B.D "no.. maybe you shoukd listen first"

Uncle "I know your trick!! Stop spreading your religion around. KEEP your own god damn religion to YOURSELF! I have my right!!!"

B.D "What's your name, uncle" (till, some people just dun die.. jst shut the fcuk up and get lost la..)

Uncle "Stop it! I have my own privacy. Ask your friend over there to stop this as well! I'll report to imigration with this! You guys are making me sick! BUZZ OFF!!!!"

B.D *amkan look walk to guai-lou*

I don't really understand why the uncle have such big response. But I'm sure he's pretty much pissed off. I respect all sort of religion which encourage good deed and condemn devilish action, and will never bad mouth other religion. Everyone have their own right of choosing a religion, why bother to go around and ask everyone to convert/join you? "Lick my ass, it taste good, will you?"

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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Qi Li Xiang

Today, second half.. been very very very sleepy + no ohm + lai yea + tired + frus + boring. Then, a friend send me this MTV file. WOW... Jit thao wake up man.... *salute* to the creator...

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Idiot idea by lamer(s)

Next thing they will implement.

1. Everytime you shit, you have to sing once. Result: Everyone trying to make their shit go in one time.

2. You only allow to sing Negaraku on bed instead of "faster!" "oh yes!" "oh holly lord!" "fcuk me hard!" Result: Out country will gone in 20 years due to extremely low population.

3. For every song you sing in any KTV, you must sing your national anthem once in return. Result: Everyone sing national anthem in next M.I

They have to show the public they really use their prawn brain to try to come up some idea. They dont get the 10% increment for nothing! Hey... they can think! like my neighbour's dog.

Play Negaraku in cinemas

KUALA LUMPUR: Movie-goers may have to stand up and sing the national anthem before the start of the film as a mark of respect and appreciate the Negaraku campaign conducted by the Information Ministry.

Ministry secretary-general Datuk Seri Dr Arshad Hashim said cinemas were being encouraged to play the anthem after all commercials and movie trailers were shown.

“It’s not compulsory. The Government does not want to be regimental about it. But we are encouraging it and hopefully, it will be carried out willingly,” he told reporters after singing Negaraku with Bernama staff in an assembly at their office here yesterday.

Dr Arshad said that playing the national anthem was also encouraged at entertainment centres, before morning assemblies at kindergartens, schools and private institutions of higher learning, and “before baca doa (prayers) at Government offices with piped-in music.”

It was compulsory, however, for Negaraku to be played at government functions and events held by the private sector but attended by government officials, he said.

Last Friday, Information Minister Datuk Seri Abdul Kadir Sheikh Fadzir announced that the ministry together with departments and agencies under it would be carrying out various activities to create awareness among the citizens on revering and loving the national anthem.

The campaign, Dr Arshad said, was also to evoke a sense of patriotism and sense of pride in Malaysians.

“We need to acculturate the citizens to always stand at attention and sing along proudly.

“The respect and appreciation for the national anthem is waning and the blame is on us if the future generation can’t sing Negaraku,” he added.

There would be no rigid instructions from the Government but the ministry would be counting on the initiative of the citizens to help this campaign take off as soon as possible, he added.

However, circulars to all companies, organisations and the Federation of Malaysian Manufacturers informing them of the campaign would be sent out shortly, Dr Arshad said.

When contacted, Golden Screen Cinemas general manager Irving Hee said:

“When it is done in the right context and environment, it’ll have a positive effect, giving the anthem its due respect. Otherwise, it’ll have its repercussions.

“There are five to six shows a day with so many screens, so I hope it won’t be an overkill situation and belittling the anthem.

“But I need to see the guidelines and look into the logistics, and materials that will be given to us,” Hee added.

TGV Cinemas general manager Chung Shyh Kwong said the company would be “more than pleased to comply with any official government directive and guideline” when it receives them.

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