mou lei tao kaki are back!!!

Q : Which footballer will never give u a lift in his new sports car?
A : Cafu

Hence, triggering more lame question

Q : Why did all the england players get sent off?
A : For constantly scolding vulgarities!! (lampard!! pass me the ball Lampard!! over there!! lampard!! guard him!!)

Q : Which team u think Jesus want them to win ?
A : Mexico, because the player, Jesus Arellano are from Mexico