Saturday, July 15, 2006

training program

Before you're qualify for the Jalan Ipoh Weekend Race, first you must went thru this sort of multi level training

Level 1

Title: Do It Yourself
Description: In this level, yoiu must perform any required action alone. And of course, without harm.

Level 2

Title: Pair-is Hill-turn
Description: Training in pair. free hand, without harm

Level 3

Title: The Final Stand
Descrption: Get a chick behind your bike, and make sure people still can recognise her as a chick after the training

Level 4

Title: Shaolin Metal Head
Description: N/A

Level 5

Title: The Retarded Superman
Description: Your guts more be as big as your brain*




*Brain size are accordingly to average human brain size and NOT the whore waitress worked in MGF, Kepong


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