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Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Friday, June 03, 2005
Buzz Off!!!
Yesterday night, after work, as usual I take train back home. On the way from Asia Jaya to KL Sentral, there's this two young guy enter the train. One guai-lou with another Banana dude.
"I MEAN........." Out of sudden, that guai-lou SHOUT.. then whisper with his friend. WTF?
Then, they start to walk around , guai-lou walk a distance then only stop in front of a young man, this banana stop BESIDE me, and start to talk to the uncle beside me.
B.D "Hello.. Do you have a minute?"
Uncle "Stop that!"
B.D "???"
Uncle "I know your trick!!"
B.D "There's no trick, uncle"
Uncle "I say STOP THAT! I know your trick!! You're wasting your time young man.. STOP IT!"
B.D "no.. maybe you shoukd listen first"
Uncle "I know your trick!! Stop spreading your religion around. KEEP your own god damn religion to YOURSELF! I have my right!!!"
B.D "What's your name, uncle" (till, some people just dun die.. jst shut the fcuk up and get lost la..)
Uncle "Stop it! I have my own privacy. Ask your friend over there to stop this as well! I'll report to imigration with this! You guys are making me sick! BUZZ OFF!!!!"
B.D *amkan look walk to guai-lou*
I don't really understand why the uncle have such big response. But I'm sure he's pretty much pissed off. I respect all sort of religion which encourage good deed and condemn devilish action, and will never bad mouth other religion. Everyone have their own right of choosing a religion, why bother to go around and ask everyone to convert/join you? "Lick my ass, it taste good, will you?"
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Qi Li Xiang
Today, second half.. been very very very sleepy + no ohm + lai yea + tired + frus + boring. Then, a friend send me this MTV file. WOW... Jit thao wake up man.... *salute* to the creator...
Download Here
Idiot idea by lamer(s)
Next thing they will implement.
1. Everytime you shit, you have to sing once. Result: Everyone trying to make their shit go in one time.
2. You only allow to sing Negaraku on bed instead of "faster!" "oh yes!" "oh holly lord!" "fcuk me hard!" Result: Out country will gone in 20 years due to extremely low population.
3. For every song you sing in any KTV, you must sing your national anthem once in return. Result: Everyone sing national anthem in next M.I
They have to show the public they really use their prawn brain to try to come up some idea. They dont get the 10% increment for nothing! Hey... they can think! like my neighbour's dog.
Play Negaraku in cinemas
BY OLIVIA LEE
KUALA LUMPUR: Movie-goers may have to stand up and sing the national anthem before the start of the film as a mark of respect and appreciate the Negaraku campaign conducted by the Information Ministry.
Ministry secretary-general Datuk Seri Dr Arshad Hashim said cinemas were being encouraged to play the anthem after all commercials and movie trailers were shown.
“It’s not compulsory. The Government does not want to be regimental about it. But we are encouraging it and hopefully, it will be carried out willingly,” he told reporters after singing Negaraku with Bernama staff in an assembly at their office here yesterday.
Dr Arshad said that playing the national anthem was also encouraged at entertainment centres, before morning assemblies at kindergartens, schools and private institutions of higher learning, and “before baca doa (prayers) at Government offices with piped-in music.”
It was compulsory, however, for Negaraku to be played at government functions and events held by the private sector but attended by government officials, he said.
Last Friday, Information Minister Datuk Seri Abdul Kadir Sheikh Fadzir announced that the ministry together with departments and agencies under it would be carrying out various activities to create awareness among the citizens on revering and loving the national anthem.
The campaign, Dr Arshad said, was also to evoke a sense of patriotism and sense of pride in Malaysians.
“We need to acculturate the citizens to always stand at attention and sing along proudly.
“The respect and appreciation for the national anthem is waning and the blame is on us if the future generation can’t sing Negaraku,” he added.
There would be no rigid instructions from the Government but the ministry would be counting on the initiative of the citizens to help this campaign take off as soon as possible, he added.
However, circulars to all companies, organisations and the Federation of Malaysian Manufacturers informing them of the campaign would be sent out shortly, Dr Arshad said.
When contacted, Golden Screen Cinemas general manager Irving Hee said:
“When it is done in the right context and environment, it’ll have a positive effect, giving the anthem its due respect. Otherwise, it’ll have its repercussions.
“There are five to six shows a day with so many screens, so I hope it won’t be an overkill situation and belittling the anthem.
“But I need to see the guidelines and look into the logistics, and materials that will be given to us,” Hee added.
TGV Cinemas general manager Chung Shyh Kwong said the company would be “more than pleased to comply with any official government directive and guideline” when it receives them.
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
The one with -0.9
Went Mid Valley for dinner days ago. After dinner with the gang, I bring them to look for LongCheng's gf. She's working there that day. We did a test on Osteoporosis. Am somewhere at the border line of normal. Hmm... Wooly is among the STRONGER bone. guess she's just Berat Tulang. Advice to those who'se around the yellow zone, do tke care of yaself. Lene yourself daily.
Have you lene-ed today? the cow at KLCC.
Talking about lene, am on yao lei lene zhor don lene training lately.
Now, i'm scat scared, fcuking scared!
A friend of mine send me a link today. The site describe about some dude called John Titor, The Time Traveler. Lets call him TTT. No offend , but I cant stop laughing once my fiend told me more about the site. TTT born at 1998, eh come from 2036 cos he want to get somethg from IBM to solve out some computer problem that will happpened in 2036.
So, I think IBM stock is worth buying.. They can survived another 30 years. Search the site and buy the part TTT is looking for as much as you can. Oh yeah.. cant wait for the 2036 to reach and I'll be a Billionaire Trillionaire.
johnDICKor.com
Also, There's another site.. having some Q&A with this TTT.
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Tell us how the war started. Who was involved? Who won?
Civil war in the United States will start in 2005. The conflict flares up and down, but the year 2008 was a general date when everyone realized the world they were living in was over. When the civil conflict got worse, people generally decided to either stay in the cities and lose most of their civil rights under the guise of security, or leave the cities for more isolated and rural areas. The conflict consumed everyone in the U.S. by 2012 and ended with a very short World War III.
How can we survive the war?
If you want to survive the coming conflict, learn to let fear keep you alive. Too many of you turn off the life-saving natural instincts and premonitions when it’s convenient. The same person who has five dead-bolt locks on their door will think nothing about getting into a parking-garage elevator with a total stranger. If you want to live, keep your eyes open.
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More Q&A
I guess TTT must be some jesus reborn. He survived the civil war and the WW III !!
*tabik*
Forgive me, I still cant stop laughing. Allow me to pay respect to you again, Tiu Tuakong Titor, oopss.. i mean, TTT, Titor The Traveller.
L-bird N-Stunt IQ Question
Received a forwarded email this morning, from sai sai hitler.. Been thinking for 15 mins.. still no luck... what an answer..
Monday, May 30, 2005
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Sleepless Saturday Night
Its 322AM now.. and am not sleepy.. why? because tomorrow, I'll be seeing my new GFs.. uhhh laa laaa.... just cant wait... cant wait for the ma-ma-san to bring'em back to me.. come to daddy!!!
Might due to the tea I had just now at Cheras's Station 1. Dinner with ahfeifei, felice, and bento at Pudu.. Then, its too early to go back, so decided to continue yamchar session at cheras.. GFs is the quite-hit-topic tonight...
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Never tell your mum you got extra cash. NEVER!
All gone.. but hopefully by this way, I'll have some saving. Or, at least I can make my mum proud. His son is giving her money already!
I think I must give more to my mum. I had some self control crisis lately. I cant really control my expanses anymore. shit...
There is this new cafe in my hometown. The interior design is superb. Heard its by one of my friend's brother.
They have water flowing the window. The environment is... nice. But the food there is just so so. Spacious, not too crowded. Over price for hometown standard.
Memories
Went back hometown during wesak day weekend. Its the same old peaceful quiet town.. peaceful no more.. The criminal case is getting higher and higher. As usual, I couldnt get away with the "3-must-have-routine". Everyone seems to be busy with their working life. And damn... I miss those moment when I still a student back in my hometown.
Mum ask me to go back to old house to do a final inspection. We sold that house, the house where I grew up. Every place in that house reminds me of alot of thing. Snap some photo before it's knock down.
It look so old..
Everythings gone. But not the mighty bike which I used to conquer the whole town with. Hey, I got a very top skill in riding a bike.
Looks like there's some prayer soon. This stage is right beside my house. and DAMN! everytime around the year end exam, they'll be having this sort of "celebration". You'll be listening to those remix music until early morning. The result? I never do good in exam. But hey, that isn't that bad. At least I had something to blame on. (That explain why I nvr kena from parents when i failed 5/10 subjects)
I wonder how can the Dr. who rent the house can live in such condition. He nvr even want to move the furniture out from the room. Looks like some place for the "Eat Big Rice Tea" gang to gather.
The dining hall.
The kitchen. I used to prepare some late supper here, when I stay up late to study. Wait a minute.. Study ? I mean.. doing some online reference revision.
My room, no more..
This view of my room's window is just nice when there's any prayer in the temple. Had you seen how the people penetrate the long long long steel bar on their mouth? Had you seen how the people "invite" the so called "god" to used their body to communicate with other people?
Basically, I see alot of thing over here. Especially lenglui with pray there. Ahh.. how nice.
Usually friend will hang out here. Cock talking session, Online Reference revision.
They (DV,fei and gangs) used to stay here when they pay the visit here.
The place I felt abit sorry for. I cant remember when does it happen. But am pretty sure I was just in lower form in primary school. It happen during CNY. Where I play alot with the fire cracker. There is this "super spinning lotus with extra effect" firecracker, which meant to be lite on the floor and it will spin like a lotus. BUT, that is just way to dull to play with. So I lite and THROW it high up the sky. It drop at the road and start to spin. Shit. RIGHT on the spot, there is a old old lady there. And she's VERY VERY panic with the firecracker which jumping all around her. FCUK! I'm sorry! I enter the house without telling anyone about this.
The palce I go when I had arguement with family. Yes, the back yard. Its also the place where I had my "arson training" here. Radio? Chair? When I was at younger age, some of the small kiddo from the temple will climb this wall and look for me. Also, we have a whistler each, where we have to report to the place whenever we heard of the whistler. yeah right.. How hard I blow, no body will give a fcuk.. becase I dont either, when I heard any.
The picasso master piece we bought during year of 1999. Its about 1.3 million by that time. Not too sure how much it cost now. Did I say it's in Rupiah?
The BEST view for "thunder storm watch". Everytime raining, I'll be staring at this open space. And yes, you can see all sort of nice lighting. Because of the open space, Thunder striking is always around my house. I love watching thunder.
My nice nice nice neighbour accross the road. The uncle used to be my school bus driver, who is very very very very nice. Also, the aunty is a very very very very kind lady. They give me Bobby the dog when I was young, and help me to bury him when he left me. I wish they're always as cheerful and as happy as they were.
The attack of the pest. One of the staircase's wood finished by the pest. According to the pest control dude. This the WORST case he ever encounter in his 20 years carrer. (yau mou lan?) But then, when you go near, you'll listen the sounds made by the pest.
My shit goes here. But some people steel the cover and sell it.
Friday, May 27, 2005
I seriously need for a change...
I think I have a serious problem. I need to do something with it. I'm having BIG problem. But how? I'm TOTALLY lost control over it. Forgive me if I'd do something wrong.. I just love it..
Read More......
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Smoking room
Today I finally found out the 101th "Smoking Area" around my office. It is say that this area is No Smoking Area. However, At some of those abandon-store-room, there's this self-print "label"
The self-declared smooking room.
uhh.. what's the word above the word smoking?
Snake Room??? ROTFLOL
Afoi in a foi day
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Read More......How I wish I can go there..
Arrghhh... I want to go Ohio!!! To be more specific.. I want to go here:
End of year.. must suggest to bring mom to Ohio~ Lets wish and wait....
Monday, May 16, 2005
Lone Ranger
Being work on shift can be tiring. Especially you have to work outside office, alone. I used to envy my neighbourhood's security guard. They seem to be having great time every night. Group of people, yam char-ing in the nicely build guard house.. Food and drink provided. I mean, what else one can expect? You're paid for staying awake and chit chat?
Then, while I was on my way back, I passed by another guard house in another area. Situation is TOTALLY different. Solo performance without audience. How long he can stand before going off to meet sin-the-real-lust in dream land? Suddenly, I feel lonely by looking at this picture..
Akon, sing it~
Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely..
Now, who is the REAL VanDam?
Now, I'm confused... Is the VanDam who violated me is the real one? or this one ? which is VanDam-er ? Cant think of anything now.. confused and frustrated...
The Vandam Cruelty
One fine day, small pity afoi feel boring, so he decided to go out and have a walk. Wrong move... totally wrong move.. in the middle of the valley, he met VanDam, the cruel prosecutor.
Afoi being forced to a dead corner.. that doesn't end there, VanDam start with the famous VanDam-Car-Luck-Tie-Kiap-Kiap-Chow power. Obviously, that day VanDam reaches the highest level. Afoi sense taht the Vandam level on that day is almost 107,390,386,385,893 point higher than normal.
Actually, she's FORCED to snap that photo.. although I see joy in her face while snapping this photo. I'm helpless.. someone please help me... Princess, please help me.... please.... (VanDam, this post, you seng seng deng deng stick with your VanDam character, princess let other to do)
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Delicious something
Some special,tempting dish from La-Manila. With that outlook, I couldn't resist.. but to grab it. But, be warned, never squeeze it. wake up.. it's mushroon soup with breed.. very nice mushroom soup.. very so so breed.
Golden Pee with Golden Price
Went KLCC last weekend. Wend to the toilet, the 2 bucks entrance toilet. Just curious. Ngam ngam that day.. didn't drink much water, so, I had a GOLDEN pee with GOLDEN price. BTW, the paid price doesnt make your pee sweeter.. leeches still die when you pee on them.Afoi's thumb. Entrance ticket.Rich old man Curious uncle with small golden pee output.
Look simple but misdirecting sink. I actually got fucked with this. The damn censor look like a button.. and I actually go push it.. shesh!!! ah beng...
fyi, you dont pay for him to hold your brother john.
Nice and clean.
RM2.00 for a pee. Will not re-visit. Just curious.
Early birdie deserve better food
Surprisingly, today I manage to get off work before 7 PM .. Because of that, I managed to catch up "Mondo Magic" showing at AXN .. I'm excited now.. Because of that, I had a more proper dinner.
Yummy-Bak-Kut-Teh Dinner Set.
What they say is true, "early bird deserved a better food". Today is a better day(second half) for me.. Hope it will last longer.
No-Ohm-PMS-Lazy Dinner Set
Friday, May 06, 2005
Flamingos...gone with the wind..
Tuesday May 3, 2005
Falling tree kills 14 Malacca Zoo flamingos
STORY AND PICTURE BY THOMAS TAN
MALACCA: Two thirds of the flamingo population at the Malacca Zoo were killed by a falling tree during strong winds on Sunday evening.
The branches of the 13m-tall angsana tree in the Mini Safari compound fell within the birds' enclosure near the zoo’s amphitheatre, killing 13 of the 21 flamingos, which were all from Tanzania.
Jason Loh of Animal Adventure, the company that trains the birds for the animal show at the zoo, said the incident happened between 6.30pm and 7.30pm.
“Two other flamingos were badly injured – one of which died today (yesterday),'' he said, adding that zoo workers were out for dinner at the time of the incident.
CRUSHED: The birds struck dead by fallen branches at the zoo in Malacca on Sunday.
Loh, who estimated the dead birds to be worth about RM60,000, said zoo workers took two-and-a-half hours to clear the branches from the enclosure and remove the dead and injured birds.
“The daily bird presentation at the zoo will be carried out as usual but there will not be a flamingo show for now,” he said, adding that there was a ban on the import of birds, including flamingos, due to the bird flu scare.
Two other trees were also uprooted by the strong winds. One fell on the bear enclosure, but none of the animals was injured.
The other tree fell near Loh's office.
The 21 flamingos were brought to the zoo in December 2003 and made their debut at the bird show in March 2004.
Scientifically known as Phoenicopterus ruber, the pink-coloured birds are found in Africa, Europe, Asia and South America.
This incident happened after we visited the Afarmosa Animal World. I wonder if it's those flamingos which performed on the Bird Show. :S I witnessed their last show...
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
*tired*
Still in office, and it's almost 8PM.. Been going off late recently. Will I need to stay until early morning every weekdays or weekends? No mood in doing any other thing.. or should say.. no time to do so...
Need something other than work.... really need that... friends say they dare not to message me in MSN.. so, I'm not only stress.. but lonely...
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