哥哥，我要看魔术。。。

Today, woke up at 12PM , then after I combat to wash up and combat to downstair, already 1230PM.

*130888333*

Operator : hello dominos pizza.

Afoi : yea... I ...

Operator : Hi, Ms Law ?

Afoi : Ms.Law tengah kerja...

Operator : whatever, how can i serve you , sir?

Afoi : one aloha chicken regular thin crust , one spagetti , a can of coke.

Operator : Sir, i suggest you take the value meal 1 , its just RM2x.xx

Afoi : Just place my order and come in 1/2 hour or you can call ambulance.

Operator : Sir, I repeat the order *rewind*

*ding dong*

Afoi : till.. who so early ?? *peep* chey.. i thought venice* house no water while having her shower half way.

Afoi : yo brader! wassup!! come come come.. my little cousin....

Cousin : ge ge, wo yao kan mo shu... yea yea jiang ni hui mo shu (bro, i want to see magik, grandpa say u know magik)

Afoi : come come come.. *ahhemm* what kinda magik you want to see? poker magik ? card magik ? card trick ? poker trick ? playing card magik ? playing card trick ?

Cousin : whats the differences and which is better?

Afoi : errr... actually is the SAME... ge ge only know card trick.. kekeke

Cousin : show me show me!

Afoi : *shharraakkk* (spring card)

Cousin : *no feel*

Afoi : *shharraakkk* (spring card ANOTHR TIME)

Cousin : *no feel* x 2

Afoi : *shharraakkk* (spring card AGAIN)

Cousin : *yawn* ge ge , ge ge , why you pattern liao liao? show magik la...

Afoi : . . . FINE! ok.... *fan card* now choose one card

Cousin : Can I choose TWO ?

Afoi : Listen to me... choose ONE card

Cousin : Why one card? two card kenot ? you only know ONE card??

Afoi : Choose or leave...

Cousin : ok ok ... this one.

Afoi : remmeber it... and put it back into the deck.

Cousin : done!

Afoi *Shuffle* ok.. the card is now lost somewhere in the deck , right ?

Cousin : shuffle more!

Afoi *Shuffle* enough?

Cousin : more! more!!

Afoi *Shuffle* enough ??

Cousin : i want more!!

Afoi : You wan yea issit ?? ok , now look *show first card* Is this your card?

Cousin : hahahahahhaahahahah no!!!!! stupid one you...

Afoi : ok look... now with a snap of finger .. now turn the first card and see

Cousin : *turn card* WA!!!! how come it changed to my card?!?? how how how!?

Afoi : *ahheeemmm*

Cousin : actually my yea yea (grandpa) told me you can fly.. fly for me.. fly for me..

Afoi : ai meh? ge ge havent eat lunch kenot fly..

Cousin : fly or I cry , I cry you die, No fly i cry, you fly i high.

Afoi : ok... now look.... *levitate few inches from ground*

Cousin : HIGHER! HIGHER!!!

Afoi : lu uh siao boh ??? enough is enough

Cousin : HIGHER!!!! they say you can fly to upstair one.. fly!! fly!! higher!!

*pu pu...*

Afoi : ahh.. i ordered pizza.. come liao.. come.. eat...

Cousin : got pizza?? yea!!!

Afoi : (Luckily got pizza, this fella paimeng come 串场 one la...)

*- magik show end -*



This is the 串场 di di



Dictionary :
Venice - neighbour's daughther