Thursday, February 17, 2005

Blink 182 (times per minute)

My streamyx been down since yesterday morning. So this morning I decided to wake up early and give them a call. received a call from a friend at 950AM and thought it was an alarm and call it off. blur liao...

then wake up... teeth also didn't brush... go downstair.. go check some bill for the telekom number *dialing*

Ah Lian : yes?

Afoi : errr..... kepong telekom?

Ah Lian : huh ?? telekom ? Long Number ...

Afoi : sorry .... **hang up*

Shit... why so blur... dial wrong number.... bad sign!!! today is NOT my day...

*dial number again*

Operator : Hello good morning telekom kepong

Afoi : yea... finally.. i would like to make a report... my streamyx down!!

Operator : err.. okie.. have u report to 100 ?

Afoi : wtf? wince when did 100plus bought over telekom ??

Operator : bukan.... 100 itu line untuk support.

Afoi : ahh.. sorry.. no...

Operator : nvm.. i'll help u to report it.. what seem to be the problem sir ?

Afoi : the damn DSL light is blinking NON-STOP since YESTERDAY MORNING...

Operator : ohh... okie.. have i have your number please?

Afoi : 6276XXXX

Operator : no hand phone ?

Afoi : 012XXXXXXX

Operator : ok ok .. I'll send someone there shortly.. thank you for calling..

*hang up*

Hmm... based on experience, do YOU think that fella will help make a report ? hmmphh... no way! let me just report to 100 straight...

*dial 100*

Operator : Telekom Malaysia..

Afoi : I would like to make a report... my streamyx down!!

Operator : ok , and you are ?

Afoi : Afoi. The damn DSL light is blinking NON-STOP since YESTERDAY MORNING...

Operator : ohh... okie.. have i have your number please?

Afoi : 6276XXXX

Operator : no hand phone ?

Afoi : 012XXXXXXX

*handphone ringing*

Operator : blablablabalba

Afoi : ok ok .. bye bye

*hang up* *receive call* (damn busy...)

Afoi : yo.. wassup..

Operator : Hello ? I called 100 for you just now, they say this number NEVER had streamyx at all !

Afoi : what is this !??? I've been using for like a year ... *&%@*$%@*%(@%

Operator : lilek..lilek.. gimme the login id

Afoi : *think think* let me check... *check phone book* ahh.. sorry... I gave you the wrong number for my house phone.. woopss.. 6274XXXX

Operator : Ahh!!!!! They scold me !!! *sob sob*

Afoi : ahya.. sorry la.. just woke up.. blur... really sorry...

Operator : no problemo... g'day sir


Within an hour, already blur 3 times.. whats next?? let us just wait....

4 comments:

Dude Vincester said...

blur 3 times..okay.
blur 3 times in an hour...fine.
blur 3 times in an hour, and blog posting full of spelling mistake, errors....priceless.

hehehe

mighty bento said...

ei dude vicester...ur comment ah... very familier...i think u get the idea from some porn pics right? coz i saw some porn pic b4... they also like this...
bla bla bla..bla.
bla bla bla..bla.
bla bla bla..bla.bla bla bla..bla.....priceless

afoi said...

hahahah bento, that's actually from those master card adv la.... and yes... some of those "exposure" pic used that also

Dude Vincester said...

yeah..that's right....:)