Sunday, February 06, 2005

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Many of time, people like to take the challenge. By not following some simple rules. Some people will try to use the anus to suck up some honey star corn flake. and trying to digest with their lung.. and then shit with their mouth. Some will just soak their leg with milk while having breakfast. Because they believe a day a glass of milk helps them to keep their stamina. Maybe they know they're wrong. But they just dont want to admit their fault. hmmmphh.....

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Min Fa Jeong : come come come... lets play a game... read aloud POP for 20 times. quick!

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP , POP.. ok done..

Min Fa Jeong : answer me.. when you see green light at the junction... what you do? quick!

Min Fa Jeong : when ur at a green light u ...

Min Fa Jeong : ?

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : stop?

Min Fa Jeong : haha

Min Fa Jeong : u sure?

Min Fa Jeong : hahahahaa

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : yeah manz...

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : later change then how..

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : maybe not stop ar..

Min Fa Jeong : ahahhahahahahaa

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : slow down.

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : in case

Min Fa Jeong : oi uncle, GREEN LIGHT

Min Fa Jeong : u know what's green anot? u color blind ar

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : yeah...~

Min Fa Jeong : hahahaahaa

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : like then u reach junction right..

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : even green light also have to slow down..

Min Fa Jeong : till...

Min Fa Jeong : manz ur SOOO full of crap

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : later got some drunk driver on the other side..

Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu : kaoz.. really.. part of the driving theory tes

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I'm sure you guys knew some of the fellas who just wont admit their fault. "Ini jalan memang takde mah-sah-lah. Yang mah-sah-lah, pengguna jalan laya..." "Ini bukan pasai saya, salah perkerja yg takde tlenning." "Aku memang suka bau kentut abang dawi yang bertiup bersepoi sepoi bahasa." "ini bukan salah kami, jadi tak boleh claim, takde electricity, itu pasai hari itu, calender cina cakep "不宜-开电"




Suggestions to Kal Pek Kal Bu Si El Siu

1. Eat your shiet and see if you'll have any solid food fall from ya anus.
2. Dig your nose and get an orgasm, so you dont need to do some humping stunt.


4 comments:

ZMiN said...

ok few things i wanna say
First, me sendiri also mm si lang... hahaha.. let u trash my fwen liddat

second.. this is funny.. mwaahahhahahahahaa

third, got bu yi kai dian wan mer the calendar?

afoi said...

go check on the one in "Tenaga Malaysia" one.. i'm sure they already printed some few hundred thousand copy with some "Abang Adik" company for 20 bucks per calander already.

Anonymous said...

Juz to clarify. I didn't use the word Till in that conversation... hahaha.. u dont WUT me ar...

zmin

afoi said...

aiya...aiya.... let u found out thim...