Monday, March 21, 2005

Diam Dit Tark Mou!!!

This happened when me and dai ngan mui waiting for ahfeifei,bento,siu kat.

Dai Ngan Mui : wa.. shit.. headache..

Afoi : dim ar?? *blinking eyes*

Dai Ngan Mui : *pek chek*

Afoi : why headache still want to come out ?

Dai Ngan Mui : Out already then only headache one.

Then, this police car come by, signaling us to not parking at the road side. No choice, we go one round. Then come back park at the SAME spot.

10 mins had passed. No sign of they reaching , yet. So, we decided to call them again.

Dai Ngan Mui : Where are you all?

Bento : Wa.. very jam ah... we stuck in the traffic.

Dai Ngan Mui : Then where are you all???

Bento : Somewhere neat wisma UOA.

Dai Ngan Mui : We ARE infront of Wisma UOA.

Bento : Oh? I Don't know where are we also.. haaha

Dai Ngan Mui : Not funny. We wait you outside the carpark we parked last time.

Bento : Ok.

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5 mins had gone. STILL dunno where are they. and then police come again. so we go round AGAIN for the second time.

Dai Ngan Mui : Location please...

Ahfeifei : Wa.. Still stuck in the traffic.

Dai Ngan Mui : Then where are you guys now????

Ahfeifei : I also dunno ah..

Dai Ngan Mui : OK, what LANDMARK you can see NOW?

ahfeifei : err.. wisma UOA, Mandarin Oriental ... err..

Dai Ngan Mui : Look, we're IN FRONT of Wisma UOA for like... 20 mins already!

ahfeifei : really? icic.. oh. btw.. we might park car near KLCC there..

Dai Ngan Mui : What the............................................

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Dai Ngan Mui damn "bu shuang" already.. and start to wee wang wang. Dai Ngan Mui decided to talk to makcik .

Dai Ngan Mui : Hi dear, where are you all now?

Afoi : lick lick (talking ownself at the car)

Siu Kat : I also dunno

Dai Ngan Mui : No good!! Where you guys plan to park the car?

Afoi : lick lick (talking ownself at the car, again)

Siu Kat : I also dunno

Dai Ngan Mui : No good AT ALL!

Afoi : lick lick (talking ownself at the car)

Siu Kat : We see XXX building now.

Dai Ngan Mui : please wait a sec *take off the phone* Diam Dit Tark Mou? *damn bu shuang expression*

Dai Ngan Mui : *talk to the phone* ok continue. Can you guys wait us there?

Siu Kat : OK..

ROTFLOL!!!! I must tell you , afoi is LAUGHING OUT LOUD deep inside his heart! LOL this is fun !! Its always fun when you're making people damn tulan and you know he/she will NOT keep that in mind after tht!

Then, For the THIRD TIME, we go make ANOTHER ROUND. and STILL, no sign of they all, YET. When we reach at the SAME SPOT, we saw ahfeifei's car. He supposed to lead us tothe carpark, but turn out.. dunno which way he want to go.. and Dai Ngan Mui jit tau go make ANOTHER round.. and decided to park at the initially agreed car park. On this 4th time of the round, some indian guy stoped us

AnNehNeh : Yialo , just want do diao you , Ai saw for times arf this same plate number. you shoot go buy toto tomorrow.

Since then, "diam dit tark mou" gonna be the next must-use-word-in-daily-routine.

Diam Dit Tark Mou !!!???

2 comments:

mighty bento said...

Next time when dai ngan mui have a husband or bf...

Husband/bf: Dear can we xxx tonight?
Dai ngan mui: Diam Dit Tark Mou!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous said...

Yeah, becoz she doesn't want her bf/husband shout so loud while doing................
Dim ar (*-*)?

Siu Pheng Keong