You the man, Tiong Soon

During our malacca trip on last weekend, there's a person's name keep on coming on our my mind. Tiong Soon. He's the mysterious guy, he's afoi's savious, he's the man.. the one whom we dunno who the heck he is. Everything started when Princess start her SM session on me in dv's car.

Been calling tiong soon for help during the 1+ hour journey to malcca. No luck still. Even my arms turn red, tiong soon still do not answer my call. Until we reached hotel, DV suddenly changed. to Tiong Soon!! he pay back the reveng to Princess! hurray.. Tiong Soon~

Tiong Soon, I owe you.. I think you gonna save me from Princess's torture.. Other than sweating the other day, I'm damn sure my right arm cried. Cried of happiness because we found you.

But, I cant call your english name nomore, people started to pekchek with "Tiong Soon". So, I should call you "Zhong Xin". And on our way back home to KL, I think we finally found out who exactly you are. Mr.Fung, thanks alot for your help. You such a great man.

Tiong Soon, call me when you free.. Tiong Soon, save me when I call..

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Even he knows...

lick lick... lick lick ar.. lick lick..

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[Malacca] - Sunday @ malacca

As usual, we planned today's schedule yesterday and we ruined it by not following EVERY single thing. We didn't wake up at 7AM, we didn't have our bfast at the hotel, we didn't reach A-farmosa Animal World early early morning.

Today is the climax of the sweating journey. Hualaneh.. the sweat.. Animal Safari is quite fun.. but too bad the animals doesnt seem to be active at all. What you expect? they're feeded on time.. and no need to fight for food also? hmmphh...

There's quite some number of animal show in A-Farmosa.. Also a cowboy town.. The drama played is kinda boring.. dont really understand wtf the actor are saying.. Althought I think it's english. But the princess is pretty.. ngek ngek... The setting of the cowboy show is similiar to the game I played year ago, "Desperado". Its nice to watch it live. The effect is not too bad..


Whats at the back? aisay... new building..


I like all the red indian very much. They're very cool.. without any solid reason.. they'll just ride the horse and pass by the stage with speed. They dont even hold the horse.. free hand! wow.. *salute*

After the Cowboy Show, we went to some animal shows, fun show as well. Again, its not words that can be describe.. :P The monkey is all very ngai lan.. One thing I'm very very very very very very very very very impressed with is the communication between the trainer and the animals. Because the show is dealing with animals, so they cant really have full control of the animal's reaction. The animals sometimes do not follow the order or did the wrong thing. But the thing is, after the Multi-Animal Shown ended, we stay there to wait for the crowd to clear. Then, I saw the trainer is TALKING with the orang utan. Yes, TALKING to the orang utan. The orang utan suppose to hit the golf in the hole, but he didn't manage to do so after few attempts.

And the best part is, you can actually see the orang utan is actually LISTENING to what he say. I'm reallllllly impressed with that. The trainer teaches him to follow his way and hit the ball, and this time , the ball goes in the hole. I gave a big applause.. they deserved it. I wish to have more thumbs to give u more thumbs up.. *2 thumbs up*

Bird Show is the next show. Although its a little big boring. But the cool part is, there are eagle!!! which I dream of keeping one as pet when I was young. They make the eagle fly REAL close to the audience. It's wing actually touches my spiky hair! cool~

When they make the eagle fly from one end to the other, they ordered everyone to sit and do not disturb the eagle, as it is a BIG bird, and might go mad. I still manage to NOT to ducks and takes some multiple shots while it flys right ABOVE my head!! Its an awesome experience! Someday, I must try to keep an eagle as pet!

>Short Movie Clip<

Then, we walk around.. and manage to snap some animals.


Small monkey.. very cute.. almost like me (till..)


Dark Swan.. almost as dark as me.. (true..)


Flamengo..


Flamengo..


Flamengo..


Lair-bit

Another cant-be-described-by-words-day .. reached KL at 6-7+pm .. had dinner at McD.. then cabut to go back to our lair and recover of some mana.. but i still ngeh ngeh to write some entries.. else.. I might not have the time to do so..

Time to rest now.. tired.. but happy~ wish there's more of such time.. oh yeah..

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[Malacca] - Saturday @ malacca

So, we reach malacca around 3 something.. Take us some times to reach our hotel. Orkid Hotel. Doesn't sounds like a good one thou.. but not that bad.. the room is quite spacious..

After some rest, we start to go around the city. First thing to do, is to eat the chicken rice ball. *yum yum* Then, we went to visit the Afarmosa , Red House , Jonker Street, etc. And that is when our sweating journey started. We also go try on the "beca" ride. Because we're exhausted and do not wish to walk back to the starting point after some long walk. Then, when we decided to go back hotel and take our shower before we come out again, the girls pass-by Jonker Street. And their instinct had totally controlled their mind. shopping~.. I bought a mahjong-like rummy set. ngek ngek.. more to add in my cards collection.

Its 9 something when we go back to our hotel. And after everyone had their shower, it's already 12 something.. just had some easy supper cum dinner at somewhere near-by.

Basically, its a busy and full of excitement day.. everything seem fun. Its not that can be descirbe with words, because.. afoi's fooling action..cant be describe... Maybe because someone's Prince is there too. bwahahahaha (shit.. my arms... sorry..)

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[Malacca] - Saturday morning gathering

Just came back from my lovely malacca trip. Everything is SUPER. Super Peak Season, Super Hot, Super Steam.. shesh.. hot weather there... keep on sweating like hell.. but had alot of fun there thou..

The big thing other than pleasure I found is, I finaly found some way to "cast" spell to the SM Princess.. Toing Soon!! oh yeah! from now onwards, I had a new saviour.. Tiong Soon~

Wake up early morning.. feeling excited.. but headache.. called DV, say will reach around 1130.. then.. we meet u pat sri petaling for our bfast with the rest.. had some dim sum for bfast.. Before we reach World of House Dim Sum , we met with some huak huaking huacker dick head prawn brain chessy dick arsehold licker bastard. With very fucking bad attitude.. and he think he's from the army force, he's invi-cheebuy invincible.. So.. decided to snap his sohai damn bleedy idiot dog shit look..



The car without plate number.. in fact.. there's few ten of it.. i think the bastard only get some new car..

He speed like entering F1 qualifying round. Then, go fucking slow.. to wait to the rest of car to reach..



Dog shit with HKC look.. Yup.. dumb face.. we need this DSHKC to go fight for our country? no.. we need that so that people will goto Peter for more complain on road bully case.

DSHKC : WTF You Looking At?

WE : DSHKC

When we reach some traffic light.. he's blocked by some lorry, so.. he cant see his partner at all.. so..



Dog shit HKC decided to open the car door and come out abit.. but HKC have a small eye.. cant even see any dick..


Dog shit HKC decided to go down the car..


Dog Shit HKC finished giving direction to his partner


We decided to go beside DSHKC and take some close up.. Looks like our DSHKC is concentrating on the road.. not that bad huh?


DSHKC cant stand the heat and start to have some serious thought.. to think whether who is his wife fucking at home..


DSHKC's team member..

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I need some rest

Going malacca later. Although its the N-th time I went there.. but.. at least I'm away from here.. to get some rest.. hope the trip is good.. a lil bit excited..

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Award of the year

Award present by 蕉祈团左护法(Jiao Qi Tuan's Left Wing) to 蕉祈团右护法(Jiao Qi Tuan's Right Wing) somewhere at some secretive abandon area.

Yea right! thats my contract. *sob sob* been re-sell to current based company.

P/S : I got my pay cheque today.. oh yeah.. also a stack of name card, because boss knew my house's furniture is not stable. Plan to treat my friend today.. but too bad they dont have plan tonight.. and its 11:19PM now.. looks like it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to treat them.. so.. they can forget about it.. (more money to spend in magick)

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The ordinary day with extra-ordinary ride

As usual, taking Putra LRT to Universiti Station from KL Sentral. It seems like another normal day. Not until I reaches Kerinchi Station.

Guy : "Tolong!! Tolong!!" (Help!)

A guy shouted for help and grabbed everyone's attention.

Guy : "Guy.. I need guy!!"

WTF ? Lord of the Ring ?

But wait.. how come there is a lady like sitting on the floor? Ah... there's a lady fainted. And she is pregnant.

Guy : *press intercom button*

*tuttttt*

Operator : *psssssssssssssssssssss* "ap.." *pssssssssssssssssss*

Guy : "Train 06, train 06, emergency... A pregnant lady is ready to give birth. I repeat, train 06, stoping at Kerinchi Station, A pregnant lady is ready to deliver her baby."

Operator : *pssssssss* "ok.." *pssssssssssssssss*

Guy : "oh.. sorry.. pitam aje..." (sorry, she fainted only)

Then, everyone start to look at the floor and seem there is something on the floor.

Aunty A : "She wear white pants eh?"

Aunty B : "Yea lo" *whisper*

Within 20 seconds. Yup, thats fast enough. The station incharge came in the train. And the train start to move.

Operator : *check* *observe* *take out walkie talkie* *pssss* "Train 06, stop at Universiti Station, confirm case.. chinese pregnant lady ready to deliver a baby."

The train didn't directly go to that station thou, it still go thru next station.

Operator : *walkie talkie-ing* *psss* "Please stand-by a wheel chair.. I repeat, please stand-by a wheel chair.. and call for an ambulance from Hospital Universiti"

When the train reaches Universiti Station, I go off before the lady. There is already way too much of "kind hearted" person around the lady. I think she need some fresh air. And yes, I do see some water-alike unknown liquid on the floor. Preyed for her and her baby's safety.

Q: How the hell does the guy know it's train 06?
A: After searching high and low, I finally found out, there is some numbering on the wall. Very quick and good response. *salute*

Q: How good is Putra LRT service?
A: I'm not sure about others, but they do response fast enough for any emergency case. *salute* to the staff.

Q: What happen to the lady?
A: There is an ambulance reaches Universiti Station after 15 mins. I don't know about that. 15 mins MIGHT seem too long for an emergency case. But, what you expect from the heavy traffic working hour ?

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I decided to tell you..

There's something hide in my heart for quite some times. There is something that I wish to tell you, that I don't know how to start with. I'm afraid to loose you as my friend. We'd no longer at the same spot we first met year ago. Now that, we'd proceed to a much higher level, I have something which I want to tell you. But.. I don't know how to.. until today, while I having my bfast, I saw this..




YEAH! NO PINCHING! Princess Wolly.. read my lips.. NO PINCHING! N,O, NO!!

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Heckler Hacker of the Year

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] why do you kick me
[bitchchecker] can't you discus normally
[bitchchecker] answer!
[Elch] we didn't kick you
[Elch] you had a ping timeout:
[Elch] * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
[bitchchecker] what ping man
[bitchchecker] the timing of my pc is right
[bitchchecker] i even have dst
[bitchchecker] you banned me
[bitchchecker] amit it you son of a bitch
[HopperHunter|afk] LOL
[HopperHunter|afk] shit you're stupid, DST^^
[bitchchecker] shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
[bitchchecker] for two weaks already
[bitchchecker] when u start ur pc there is a msg fr windows that DST is applied.
[Elch] You're a real computer expert
[bitchchecker] shut up i hack you
[Elch] ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
[bitchchecker] tell me your network number man then you're dead
[Elch] Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1
[Elch] yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
[bitchchecker] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
[Elch] Now I'm frightened
[bitchchecker] shut up you'll be gone
[bitchchecker] i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
[bitchchecker] say goodbye
[Elch] to whom?
[bitchchecker] to you man
[bitchchecker] buy buy
[Elch] I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
[Metanot] lol
[Elch] bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
[bitchchecker] you're so stupid man
[bitchchecker] say buy buy
[Metanot] ah, [Please control your cussing] off
[bitchchecker] buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch
[Metanot] bitchchecker how old are you?
[Elch] What's up bitchchecker?
[bitchchecker] you have a frie wal
[bitchchecker] fire wall
[Elch] maybe, i don't know
[bitchchecker] i'm 26
[Metanot] such behaviour with 26?
[Elch] how did you find out that I have a firewall?
[Metanot] tststs this is not very nice missy
[bitchchecker] because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
[bitchchecker] be a man turn that shit off
[Elch] cool, didn't know this was possible.
[bitchchecker] thn my virus destroys your pc man
[Metanot] are you hacking yourselves?
[Elch] yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
[Metanot] hey bitchchecker if you're a hacker,
[Metanot] you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
[bitchchecker] yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
[Metanot] what firewall do you have?
[bitchchecker] like a girl
[Metanot] firewall, a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
[bitchchecker] turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
[Elch] Noo
[Metanot] he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
[bitchchecker] you're afraid
[bitchchecker] i don wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
[bitchchecker] elch turn off your shit wall!
[Metanot] i wanted to say something about this,
[Metanot] do you know the definition of hacking???
[Metanot] if he turns it off that's an invitation.That has nothing to do with hacking
[bitchchecker] shut up
[Metanot] lol
[bitchchecker] my grandma surfs with fire wall
[bitchchecker] and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a firewall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.[/em]

[Elch] bitchchecker, some1 showed me how 2 turn the firewall off. Now u can try again
[Metanot] bitchhacker can't hack
[Black[TdV]] nice play on words ^^
[bitchchecker] wort man
[Elch] bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
[Metanot] how many times again he is no hacker
[bitchchecker] man do you want a virus
[bitchchecker] tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
[Metanot] lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself
[Metanot] i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
[Elch] 127.0.0.1
[Elch] it's easy
[bitchchecker] lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
[bitchchecker] and are the first files being deleted
[Elch] mom...
[Elch] i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

[bitchchecker] don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
[Elch] that's bad
[bitchchecker] elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
[Elch] yes, there's nothing i can do about it
[bitchchecker] and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

[bitchchecker] tupac rules
[bitchchecker] elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?

[bitchchecker] and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
[He] why doesn't meta say anything
[Elch] he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
[Black[TdV]] ^^
[bitchchecker] your d: is gone
[He] go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

[bitchchecker] elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
[bitchchecker] i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

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The one with belakang mali

*tut* says: hahahahaaaaaa...........
*tut* says: afoi got one movie clip......
*tut* says: is *tut tut* one..........

More to come.. But hard to detect, cos, belakang mali.

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Friday Midnight Special, 30 vs 7

Friday again~ oh yeah... went dinner with the gang. Hualaneh... super jam at cheras maluri... flood somemore... :S delay our dinner from 730pm to almost 9pm... As usual, after dinner.. talk cock there until 11 something.. then cabut.. DV go find DVgf... Kinweng balik lumah sleep... princess send bento, chris back.. then call ahfeifei to wait us at princess's house for late yamchar.

Where else on earth you can find such caring friend? knowing that you off work late night.. still go out have a drink with you.. On the way back.. see N policeman doing their duty by stoping some car for extra supper, I guess .. wonder if anything big happened... Then.. during our half way yam-char-ing, suddenly a not-too-small-size-not-too-mature-not-fair-at-all-girl run to the mamak stall.

Everyone were curious on what is going on.. My first thought is, indon maid ran away from police's ambush.. Wrong.. Second thought, I thought some blind eyes bad guy trying to force this girl to do some illegal stuff... Wrong again. Some indian dude approach him. More to being busybody than wanted to help.

"ada orang pukul saya.." (someone beat me)

She looks pity.. almost whole face is wet.. due to the tears.. from what I heard, she say she got beaten by 30 guy.. Indian ask what race beat her.. she say malay..

"tiga puluk hentam kita 7 saja!" (30 people beat us 7 people)

Indian dude(s) seems pekchek and after settle the bill, go kap yea also.. Princess still looks happy and trying to make some jokes on that..

"dowan die.. then dont talk.." I say.. then she silent.. obviously, she dont want yet..


"nia ma ka hai ah!! ngor hoi phin kam loi! dai yat ci pei 30 thiu yao da!! ham kar charn!! machao hi!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" (*curse* , all the while, beat people only, this the first time I got beaten by 30 people! *curse* *scream*) The girl started to curse , curse , curse and nothing but to curse.. Wa.. who on earth will guess it right , that she's actually a chinese? really "gu kuey mm dou" (cant guess it right).. I think she's the "shek san"(God of cook). Then she start to dial some number and pretend to recruit people. While some other guy calling his gang not to come down, as their friend is badly got beaten by the malay gang. How nice, givin warning to friend so that they dont got beat up as well.. Wait a minute.. there's still someone there trapped with the 30 dudes? what? they're your friend as well ? err... ok...

We decided to get off that crime scene first. After paying the bill, princess decided to go back. So I take the risk accompany her go up. Inside the lift, there's another two chinese dude. With some blur expression. From the dirt on their cloth, their arms.. it seems like they're having some struggling. I also see blood on that fella's jean.

Then , while waiting lift to go down, another dude with naked upper body run up thru staircase and stare at me. Then, continue to run up.. When we about to leave princess place, its kinda crowded at the playground.. with a police car there. Don't know what happened thou.. wait if any news from tomorrow newspaper.

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Thanks to Muhammad S.A.W

Because of Him , I can rest today. Ah... how nice... Happy birthday to You, Muhammad.
Today morning.. wake up 9am.. then go play badminton with friends. When ahfeifei called my handphone, THEN only I remember WHY I set alarm clock today. Been totally pissed off by the alarm this morning, as I couldn't think of why the heck it rang.

Obviously, our skill is NULL. 3/10 hit also only with the *whhoooosh* sound, but miss que one.. damn.. been too long time never do sports.. We finally give up after an hour of netting the air. Then we went SS2 for dim sum.

After that, send Bento to work part time at his company. Plus copy out all the video file he downloaded previously. Looking forward for that.. ngek ngek ngek....

Ok, I must not waste my off day by sitting in front of PC anymore. Going to read newspaper and then swept floor(yea right). Ah.. this is the MOST happy thursday in recent time.

Wondering why they don't have any rememberance of Muhammad S.A.W's full moon day. Like a new born baby, celebrate the full moon. Else, next month will have another holiday. No fun..

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The unsolved puzzle

Talking about bus, reminds me of another experience. This time, with the bus company I used to take. One fcuk fine day, after college, after lunch, enter the bus in Pudu Raya.

Everything seem perfect to me. The blow job is cold enough. No weirdo sitting beside me. Bus departed on time. Sitting next row from me, is a couple in their mid 50s.

"Aiya... this kinda thing.. you willing I willing one ma.."

"Come out play.... must happy happy one ma.."

"One or two day... nevermind one ma.."

"Dont la say until like I force you"

This were some of the conversation I heard. It makes me wonder. Whats going on. But aiya... people's clothes.. better dont take care of the corner. During the half time break at some Rest Area, the uncle went down and pee.

Aunty : pssttt...

Afoi : zZzzz

Aunty : pssttt...psssstt... abah~ abah~

Afoi : huh ? huh ?

Aunty : *whispering* ei... you call 019-XXXXXXX , tell her "Ah Seow at taiping with Ah Guan, becareful"

Afoi : huh?? ai meh?

Aunty : Faster.. dont let the guy sitting beside me know.. if not.. I'll die..

Afoi : AI MEH!!?? *dial* nah.. you talk..

Then, the uncle came out from washroom. Aunty THROW the hp back to me, turn her head over, look outside the window and ask me to do as what she ask just now. WHAT is this!? No choice.. go down and make the call

Afoi : hello?

KLN : *yen de pull lheng ngeh*

Afoi : huh? ada cina kah?

KLN : dei!! pu du!!!

Afoi : sa bri ya!

Looks like the aunty dialed the wrong number. What I can do? well.. not much. The uncle looks like he has some few hundreds of dagger hiding under his short pants. I snapped his photo, just incase. His photo is still in my notebook.

Still wondering what is going on. Hopefully nothing serious.

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Lou-Larp-ed

Today after lunch, lepak with TK brothers until 2pm. When reach office, Desmond alone standing at downstair. Vision looking up the sky, eyes got some tears rolling.

Desmond : mahai.. I got lou-larp-ed.

TK Brothers : who !? let me login and beat him!

Desmond : tiu.. not W.o.W la! I got lou-larp-ed!! some bastard lou-larp my handphone!

Afoi : wa.. what happened!?

Desmond : *explain*

Seem like, Desmond is selling his car. So he posted in some car mag. Then some dude approached him and asking to have a look on the car condition. Then, no one show up at the location. He called that guy again, and he say he'll send his working to lead him to his place. An indian came by motor.

KLN : Tunggu boss saya ?

Desmond : Err.. you pekerja dia ?

KLN : Mau pi dia nya rumah tau o-piss ?

Desmond : Dei.. mana saya tau ?

Then, he lead him to some one way street. And ask Desmond to call the boss again. Some indian dude pick up the phone and started to *Yen de bu leng ngeh*. FCUK, as if he can understand a word. So, no choice.. passed to the guy to answer. On the SECOND time of calling the same number. that dude stuck the handphone INSIDE the helmet and *jiiummmm* cabut...

That road is a one way street, with some HEAVY TRAFFIC ROUND-ABOUT in front. So, its impossible to go after him.

Moral of the story :

1. Do not sell your car.

2. Lou-Larp not only happen in W.o.W , but in real life as well.

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SUPER V.I.P

Sent mum to pudu station this morning. She's going back by bus. While queuing up for getting her a ticket, dude in next counter offering ticket to hometown. Which reminds me of the incident happened years ago.

*long queue at counter*

counter terrorist : Taiping, taiping, taiping.. sekarang..

Since its long queue there, to ensure I can go back on time, I decided to give it a try and switch company for the first time. While queue up at the not so long queue, I over heard the conversation from the lady at the counter

Lady : huh? apasal so expensive? not 19 bucks meh?

counter terrorist : Kak, this one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we charge you extra 4 bucks.

Lady : Super V.I.P ? I want a normal one.

counter terrorist : No normal one.. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we cahrge you extra 4 bucks. C'mon, its just 4 bucks extra. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat one.

Lady : *left with dulan look*

Afoi : yo.. taiping, skrang, satu oang.

counter terrorist : 19bucks + 4 bucks extra. This one is SUPER V.I.P seat. Thats why we charge you extra 4 bucks.

Afoi : V.I.P ? got provide blow job ?

counter terrorist : Yes

Afoi : yao mou !!??

counter terrorist : Yes.. On top of every seat, there's a air-con output to blow you. Pasti best. Goto platform XX

When I reach that platform, I see everyone's holding different kinda ticket. Weird. Time tick, tick ,and dicktick. No sign of the bus shown up yet. Everyone start to dulan.

Conman Conductor : Ok, taiping, follow me. Go straight, then go in the bus with plate number AAA1234

*search search search and search*

Old man : MAR GAH HAI! zor mi AAA1234 si bus kilang lai!? (*bad word* , why AAA1234 is a Factory Bus?)

Lady : Wabiang! khee chiah! (*expression* , got conned)

Yes, the SUPER V.I.P is a BLUE FACTORY BUS. NOW I knew V.I.P stand for vehicle Istimewa Perkilangan (Special Factory Vehicle). FCUK. I had no choice but to go in the bus. After I found my seat, I start to switch to hibernation mode. Then...

Laiyea Uncle A : Hello? Hey.. I might be late for the appointment, I'm still in KL. Estimate will arrive there for another 5 hours. It takes around 5 hours to reac Butterworth.

WTF!? Butterworth !?? I'm going TAIPING!!! Then...

Laiyea Uncle B : Sir, Later when reach Taiping. Please drop me at Simpang. Please remind us. You know la.. uncle is old.. scared I over slept.

Driver : No no no, this bus is going Ipoh.

Laiyea Uncle B : Remember to drop me at Simpang. *walk away*

WTF!!???? IPOH!!???? I'm going back to TAIPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still, I decide to take my chance. I noticed a young girl have the weird feeling as mine too.. She start to call home and I can see she start to panic. Dong care, Dong mind, Dong bother. Sleep is more important. The blow job isn't best at all! The air from the air-con stink!! The seat is even worst than shit! Woke up by the not-moving-at-all-state bus condition. Then...

I realised I'm NOT in any highway. Its some of those old malay coffe shop. WTF!!?? I WANT TO GO BACK TAIPING! Then I found out the bus come out from toll to enter the Tanjung Malim. Why the fcuk you need to stop while Tanjung Malim isn't that far from KL? Then...

Aunty : ey... did you see that young girl ? *point outside*

Afoi : *look* eyy.. yea.. hualaneh.. what she's doing ?

Aunty : Just now this girl sit with me one. She told me she's going to hitchhike a car to go back her hometown. Very dangerous la.

Afoi : huh???

The girl is standing middle of the road. Stoping each and every car desperately. The situation is kinda dangerous, as there's no road light at all. Then, the bus driver enter the bus. And continue the journey.

Driver : Apa kamu buat ni!? celaka...

Young Girl : I want to go back home..

Driver : Where you want to go ?

Young Girl : I want to go back Taiping.

Driver : *dulan look* come back in!!

Shit, now i'm totally confused. But worst to worst, might just overnight at any hotel at any place if it's not taiping as destination. So, dont care. Sleep is important. Then... when I have the second wake up , I found out I'm in some sort of city. Which, obviously is not Taiping at all. Everyone in the bus start to go wild. Some people start to put on their med. Some people flash their nipps. Some people even pee into their bag.

Then, I see "Welcome to Ipoh" sign. Then, bus driver start to perform some live show. He start to call someone by his handphone. Drive the bus at high speed one handed. He even make FEW round at the roundabout. WTF!? Then, he dropped someone in some shop.

At the end, I still reach my hometown, in one piece. Only it takes extra 3 hours to reach. What you expect? Everytime we pay more, we'll expect more. Now, I have EXTRA 3 hours to enjoy my ride. Should not complain. That day, I reach hometown at 2AM. Make some phone call and wait for my gang to pick me up and start our slumber weekend life at hometown.

Moral of the story,
Good thing always never come easy. There's no shortcut to reach any destination. When you're about the path to archive your goal, and someone offered you some instant reward. DO NOT fall for that. V.I.P is NOTHING to do with Very.Important.Person AT ALL.

p/s : I wonder if the uncle ever reach Butterworth. And the uncle damn tulan cos the driver don't stop at Simpang for him. Suggestion to the pity uncle, next time, find some friend who is syncronized with moonlight. As they'll be available no matter how late.

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Finally , I completed my collection!

Today , go lunch with Cheong Pheng. Visited some video store. I finally found the LAST Stephen Chow VCD which is missing in my list. "Lawyer Lawyer" !! oh yeah!! Now that my list is almost completed! hurray!!

Bought a "wet look" hair gel as well. When paying at the counter,

Cashier : XXX , check kat stock ada extra lagi ke ?

XXX : yo ollah... kerja kerja kerja lagi..

Afoi : huh? extra ?

Cheong Pheng : extra wet ?

Afoi : hualaneh... then how? then my hair style with the gel dripping? extra WET? ai ye? hmmphh..

IC, there's this "20% Extra" promotion pack. 2 thumbs up for the Watson cashier.

Go back straight after that, cos mama visit. Soon after I reach home,

Aunty : huiyorr!!! a girl send afoi back home wor.... eyyeoorr!!!!

Counsin : heee.heee..heeeeee~

Afoi : kai wan siao.... mm hai lei gu... my feiwen gf ma..

Cousin : "sau phei"[R1] lar... "beh phai say"[R2]... uweerrkkkk[R3] ...

Afoi : . . .

A&C : *ngek ngek ngek* <- yam yam siu

Cousin : oi... why you know a girl send afoi back ?

Aunty : err.. just now at upstair there, accidentally spotted them.

Cousin : why you so like that ah.. why you so like that.. damn 8kuar[R4]..

Aunty : the window is wide open ma.

Mum : *jia jia-ing* go where ah?

Afoi : go find friend for some discussion

Mum : You go cut hair? why your hair style different from when you leave home ?

Afoi : *sweat* huh? cut hair?? who cut hair ? my hair memang so yeng one wo.. aiya..

Mum : *slap* cheh ah! "cheh ah!"[R5]


Reference:

[R1]"sau phei" - Direct translation from cantonese, "keep skin". In express disagree.

[R2]"beh phai say" - Shameless.

[R3]uweerrkkkk - Puke

[R4]8kuar - Busybody

[R5]"cheh ah!" - Wake Up!. If someone got haunted, give them some bitch slap and shout "cheh ar" and they shall recover very soon. Its a way to bring people back to reality. Also can use with the "tiak" action, which targeting the nipps.

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夜粥记

Friday night. *phew* another week had past. Today is not as stress as other weekdays.. simply because its weekend. Realised I had period like a girl. Weekly period. Laiyea on monday , tues , wed . Thursday on recovery stage. Friday , Saturday no need to use pad (to wipe off my tears) . Sunday PMS.

Went to a shop somewhere near Pudu to have dinner with friends, together with two new friends. Coldoor and Ah Chris. 800pm-1130pm. Then go back home.

I am assigned with a new name. Siu Wong Ji which "sounds" like a Little Prince. But, the fact is, it is NOT. SHIT! 小旺子 a.k.a Siu Wong Ji is a name of a dog named 旺财 (Wong Choy) which been "clean body".

Nothing much happened this week. Found out a new group named "蕉祈团" founded by a group of 蕉教(jiao jiao) people. Stingy group leader dong share his mamee with me..

I need something new.. something to stimulate my dull life style.

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Untitled

Weekdays, my role is set back to working machine again. Nothing worth mention at all. Other than work, there's only eat and sleep. Still, am sucks at work. Thousand thanks and sorry to my colleague who helped out. Well, problem is, when I think everything is fine, it isn't at all. Might just having running nose, cant smell the nasty shit at all. =|

This weekend, just have some dinner, late night supper, movie with friends. Nothing too heavy. Watched "The Eye 10", its a funny movie. At least it made up my weekend. After movie, we went to HaloCafe@PetalingStreet for dinner AGAIN. Dedicate "love is simple" from David Tao for like MILLION TIMES. But the damn singer just dont give a fuck for that. After reading out your dedication, they sing THEIR song. Why the fuck you allow people dedicate songs and yet, still dont sing it out? what the fuck is going on? We gave up at last and went back with disappointment.

Contacted ahfeifei for late supper. He's been in afternoon shift recently. Me and princess went WongCock@SS2 and wait for him to come. As usual, being forced to drink the SAME drink princess ordered. *sob sob* I realised recently princess like to force me. *sob sob* Kulim has no right to objects but obey. Also, recently, princess's pinch is getting more and more ganas. Even it hurt, I still need to make the "enjoying" expression with the sound whereby pronounced "S" with breathing air in ya mouth.

On the way back, deep troat thought session with princess. Conclusion, "Do whatever you think is good for you, and no body shall ever say you wrong". In fact, True or Flase is nothing but agreement. When you're with the majority group of people, the action/thought shall act as True. How do we judge if a person is doing right ? Most of the time, we judge by our own point of view. Which being biased.

Nothing comes alone. When it brings goodness to you, it certainly bring the downside for you as well. Do you believe in what you see ? Do you think what you see is what it is meant for? When you're in a room, you'll never know how exactly is the building look like. Put yourself out of a matter and see it, you'll realised, its not what you think it is at first.

I envy princess for being satisfied with what she had. I envy her way of thinking. I envy she had alot of nice friends(OK, this one I had also). Hope that one day, I'll be able to not to set over high aim for myself. That I'll be able to be satisfied with what I had.

p/s : princess, really want me to wear a light pink shirt meh ? yao meh ?

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got shadow anot ?

wow.. kai wan siao... my pc got 960 RAM!!! But, no more time to snake when compiling.. cos too fast already..

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First day at work

Started my new contract today. And luckily it's not an april fool joke. Luckily Yip Ku Seng didn't throw the ribbon to me, wearing a party cap, spraying the snowy smelly barley thingy, "april fool! you think you gonna get away from me?".. *phew*

Well, the office is in Old Subang Airport. How frequent you can have airplane down ya workplace? The company environment isn't that bad. Quite spacious. And well, all the people there.. seems friendly, but yet to confirm.

Even though its just my first day at work, already start to work. And guess it will be a rush project, which due end of April.. yo ollah.. people dong pay you to MSN there.. I guess that's true. And no sign of any project being freeze thou. Hope I'll be able to make new cool friend there.. and hope everything goes smoothly.. and NO OT please..

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Back to KL home at 7 something. Dong feel like doing anything. Tomorrow, I'll start my work again. After 1 1/2 months of break, seems like having some hard time to continue working. Just feel uncertain about the future workplace, the people there.

From tomorrow onwards, I'll be based in Subang for 6 months. From previous job, I found out something (not so)interesting. Every 3 months, will add an extra week, so, 3 Months + 1 week * 4 == 13 weeks a quarter year. 3Months * 4 quarter * 4 weeks + (1 weeks * 4 quarter) == 52 weeks. So, 6 months will have 6 * 4 weeks a month + 2 weeks == 26 weeks. Another 26 weeks, I hope I'll free like a bird AGAIN!

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[Update] Tremor@1210AM

Update : http://earthquake.usgs.gov/recenteqsww/Quakes/usweax.htm .Based on the map there.. It seem like quite near Medan..

205 km (125 miles) WNW of Sibolga, Sumatra, Indonesia
245 km (150 miles) SW of Medan, Sumatra, Indonesia
535 km (330 miles) WSW of KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia
1410 km (880 miles) NW of JAKARTA, Java, Indonesia

sissyli... hope he's fine.. he havent reply my sms yet.

Just now plan to go out walk walk.. then see outside "water silent river fly" so continue sleep first.. tomorrow only hit count. But I dong think I'll able to sleep... This is my first time. I thought some "good brother" humping my back. I SERIOUSLY think IT WAS! until my mum told me she felt that tremor also.

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Tremor@1210AM

SHIT!! Just felt a tremor which last 5 minutes !! Mum got awaken by the tremor and ask "what happened ar?" also! this is DEFINATELY not me hillucinating!!! damn.. just wish to drop this short post... going out with mum now.. SHIT!!

Just got confirmation from my brother. KL can feel the tremor as well.. ALSO, malacca, where his gf a.k.a my tai sou felt that tremor also!!

Please.. no more major disaster. Amitabha...

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[Recap] Song

Here is the "recap" for the song I got from friends. Well, please, IF you consider cursing, swearing, being pervert is a sin, please, do NOT go to the link below. I treat those song as a pisspiece of ART(some people look down at ARTS.. yes.. am talking about you.. dog eye!) Look at the creativty, I really think the creator must be very good. Maybe can apply in a more "widely acceptable" way. To those who can take/understand the fun, enjoy the song.

Hokkien Song

SabBai

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Huak Huaking Huaker 高薪人士

Talking with a friend over the net. Then she tell me this bastard who very ego and lansi. Below were the minor conversation she show me.

高薪人士[R1]: u heard of Aharmduly JiShu?
高薪人士: heard of Aharmduly JiShu?
高薪人士: www.aharmduly.com
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: why ler
高薪人士: formerly a part of Hampu
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: u working there?
高薪人士: a US company
高薪人士: got office in Perak
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: i never heard, u ask me what also i wont heard of wan
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: ahahaha
高薪人士: they offer me internship
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: good lar
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: go
高薪人士: HP u heard b4?
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: i can go visit u in perak summore
高薪人士: Calculator...
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: Hampu?
高薪人士: yes
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: of course i hav lar
高薪人士: Aharmduly is part of Hampu la
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: u dont think me so mangan baru can
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: my calculator all Aharmduly wan
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: ahahahhaa
高薪人士: but Aharmduly has become a independant company
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: me loyal supporter of Hampu ok
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: big company ar?
高薪人士: Aharmduly is for communication services
高薪人士: www.Aharmduly.com
高薪人士: see 4 urself how big it is
高薪人士: :P
高薪人士: but perak........sigh........so far....thinking about it
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: hahaha... can go
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: so nice
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: i can go visit u summore
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: before i go back, i can go perak summore
高薪人士: BlindGirlGF is here la
高薪人士: :P
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: hahahaahahaha
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: can lar
高薪人士: she got a job ady
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: wahh so fast?
高薪人士: even b4 graduation
高薪人士: yes
高薪人士: very geng
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: aiseh
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: very nice ler
高薪人士: RealMadrid
高薪人士: u know?
高薪人士: dun tell me u dunno again
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: i scare i ja dau when i go back
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: ahahaa
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: i memang dunno
高薪人士: RealMadrid wor!!!!!!!!!!
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: no lar i dunno wan
高薪人士: sigh...
高薪人士: ok
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: u doong believe u go ask Anonymous see if she knows
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: ahahhahahaa
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: blur ppl are memang liddat
高薪人士: it is the largest penis owner in the world
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: bukan the company not famous enuf, is me ignorant...
高薪人士: Anonymous knows
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: ohhhhh
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: oh yeah ke
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: ahahhahaa
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: good for her lar
高薪人士: very high pay
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: wahhh
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: good manz
高薪人士: for a fresh graduate
高薪人士: ARTS graduate summore <- what the fuck you mean by this!? dog eye!
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: very good very good
高薪人士: i can makan nasi lembut
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: hahahahaahahaha
Min Fa Jeong Jeong Moon Yan: u makan nasi reput can
高薪人士: hahah
高薪人士: i gtg.. cya next time

Heard that this dude ALWAYS tell people how fucking great he is.. like, he can do a 360 back flip with his little john (Although I doubt if he had one).And believe it or not, there is still guy who think girl SHOULD NOT study so much. WTF? Are you the fucking retarded dude who came from Dynasty CheebyeChing.

Damn, first, the most wanted to drill is MJ.. now this dude got it more than MJ.. so dude.. u're FIRST in the list.

*Names changed to protect the ppl involved.

Reference:
高薪人士 - People who work with HIGH PAY. ooo... jealous... tell me more about high pay.. duh..

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血滴子*杜杜*

Weeks ago, when we had our dinner at Bangsar, there's some conversation related with the "Sains Tingkatan Tiga, Bab Satu". Somehow, someone lead the question to.. period.. PMS.. while disgusting disscussing about how suffer a girl is when going thru her period, we havig our fries dipping the tomato source.

Girl : *shout* You dong know how suffer we are!! If you guys have period then you know!

Afoi : wa... 血滴子*杜杜*[R1] meh?

Guys : *think* HAHAHAHHHA

Girl : What about 血滴子*杜杜* ? Whats that?

Afoi : Heh. you can just forget about it.

Girl : Tell.. *pinch afoi*

Afoi : ahh...... uhh... you know... If guy ever had period, then it will be 血滴子*杜杜*

Girl : Dont understand.

Afoi : Better dont.

Girl : *shout* What is 血滴子*杜杜*!

Now SOME people start to watching us.

Afoi : 血滴子 is an old ancient weapon used by chinese.

Girl : and what's with the 血滴子*杜杜* ?

Afoi : 子*杜杜* le?

Girl : *shout* what is 子*杜杜*?

Afoi : *shout* 子孙根！

I just know that we laughing non stop and I start to sweat alot! ahh.. am feeling hot..

Reason why I brought up this boring thingy again is, today, we went WongCock to have a late dinner. Then went to this VCD shop. The FIRST VCD I saw is




Reference :
血滴子 - 这血滴子究竟是什麽东西，或者说究竟是什麽样的东西，完全没有记录可循，所以 也没有人知道，也所以值得研究。 这血滴子是雍正皇帝的特务系统所使用的一种武器，这种武器杀人的方式，是专门 把人头从人的脖子上取下来。 可以使人头和脖子分开的武器很多，大刀砍、利斧挥，都可以达到目的。而这个血 滴子却不是寻常的武器，从可以看到的记载中，它在使用的时候，是「放出去」的。然 而它又不是可以「取人首级於千里之外」的飞剑。 它使用时，和目标的距离不会太远，把血滴子放出去（或者是抛出去），它会把目 标的头罩住，然後割下目标的头，再收回来。割下的人头，就在血滴子里面被带了回来 ，所以被害的目标，就成了无头尸体，十分恐怖。 这血滴子的使用过程如此，可是它的具体形状如何，又如何一下子就可以把脑袋割 下来，现在已经没人知道。Lazy to do a full translation. Basically, its a weapon which intend to chop off the enrymy's head. Its like a Tin with a string attached. But, not much info regarding this weapon.

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SaturdayNight@HaloCafe.PetalingStreet

Tonight dinner at Halo Cafe. The 3 guys performing.. cool and lengchai! so do the bar tender.. had some great laugh there.. but been in low luck.. I not only see ghost! I even manage to snap a photo.. Tomorrow I'll be going back hometown to pray in the temple.. very scared......

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Leisure Mall Pasar Malam

Went to night market in Leisure Mall last friday. Its quite long and quite happening.. we walk and walk and walk, while getting some junk food to eat. bento, me, dai ngan mui soh soh go buy a drink called "yu hua" something.. then saw this doll hanging on the machine they shake the milk.



And you can see the aunty in background.. like attended some of those japanese military kamikaze marine training. You know, those with the knife infront of the gun. and go like "attack!!!" STAB!! STAB!! and the dude beside is on the boat... swinging left and right..

After that, we went to this hong kong style coffee shop to have a drink. Bento ordered a 睾 贡丸汤.. but look damn weird. He must be enjoying that dessert.. Just dont understand why he had a green face look after that. Then I ordered "Hong Kong Seafood Fruits Salad Mayonise Source Icy Golden Crispy Yummy Cake". The source is just... uhhmmm.. SO thick!


Bento's 睾 贡丸汤


"Hong Kong Seafood Fruits Salad Mayonise Source Icy Golden Crispy Yummy Cake" with the source holding upside down and STILL sticking strong in the source plate. *respect*

Well, that shop.. with quite hong kong style. smoky like hell.. I wonder the Air Refresher come with Cigar flavor. Got the smell where I normally only get it after snooker session on my shirt. A quiet friday outing.

Word of the day : 爱液

Quote of the day : 年轻人，我们做人要淫水湿园。。。为了达到目的，我们要。。沙白沙白。。

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damn... hiam hiam lai yea...

downloaded some download-acceleration program and all my network setting got fucked up.. screwed up the adapter.. holly shit... thank god I can still restore it.. ahamdulila...... amitabha.....

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Those were the day

Slept at 9 something PM yesterday.. and wake up at 3AM.. shit.. Life isn't getting better lately.. been abnormal.. Then, go down and surf net awhile. Suddenly, I miss my ex. The one with Hour Glass figure. The one who will only sound when I want her to. Yes, my precious guitar.

I played guitar at 330AM!! who cares!? My neighbour even bang the wall and shouting "Shut the fuck up". So I really don't care. His banging sounds rhythmic. So, I follow his beat and jamming with him. Played some metallica song.

Then, I start to clean up my room. How rarely you get afoi clean up his room? yes, never.. I accidentally found this paper in the stack of useless lecture notes. All the memories keep on coming up my mind. Ahh.. I really miss those day... Those day without much worries.. Those day we go deep sea every morning.. ahh.. how nice..

Anyway, that paper is some sort of game we played during lectures. Its called "Two word game" where everyone contribute two words to make the sentense grow to a story. Its lame, Its FUN!!!

Story #1
One day, I meet Red Face in APIIT. Asshole 2B get high and fuck AbanG's friend Deveros in arsehole. Shit lah...why gay? It is so tight... cause its still virgin like britney. "I want"... Chumi's friend 2B likes Mily's classmate Red Face. AbanG fell in to well named long cheng.

Story #2
Today AbanG shit on 2B frien's deveros named Bento. He love Red Face, AbanG's girl. Actually no, he's gay. What the shit lah. Brown shitlor, very healthy

Story #3
When I have sex, I will get high easily. So, I'll start scream "Red Face" boleh!!! Then sissyli suck 2B arsehole from small become loose. Later on, he cry shouting pain, Red Face sar "Good!". After that, 2B get horny and masterbate on RF. The sex manian die! Red Face start to cry. 2B lick her boobs very big.

End of this stories, theres my writing "this sucks!!!" Yes.. IT IS.. but we had fun! LoL.. simply CHILDISH act.. but dont give a fuck.. as long as we like it.. Anyway, the story meant to be a LONG story. But since got stucked up and do not know how the hell to continue, it end up to be 3 different story.

Talking about those old day, I really tressure it alot. During lunch time, one must really observe the situation carefully. IF you see people around you looks weird and start to speed up their meal. You know its the time. Its the time to either finish before them and run as fast as you could to the car. Else... you'll have to chase the car. All the bastards(including me) will locked the car door once they enter the car. Leaving the ONLY victim exposed to the sun. I myself kena THREE TIMES in ONE SINGLE DAY. SHIT!!

Wish to be with them together enjoying every single moment again.

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Prank Call

Today is a rainy day.. been hibernating on e sofa since I woke up. wait a minute, I never woke up until 4 something! Receive this call, number is not within my phonebook.

Afoi : hello?

Unknown : hello? err....

Afoi : yes?

Unknown : is it a number of someone with the surname Lim ?

Afoi : yes.. what you want?

Unknown : ahh.. ok.. did you order a coffin?

Afoi : NO!

Unknown : kakakak.. its me la! weng siu

Afoi : FUCK!!! ush !!!!

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Brain been damn slow.. and abit got shock by this prank call.. chat for a while.. hah... good to hear from weng siu again.. yeah.. we'll be sticking our ass on fire for the coming 6 months.. *pray*

This prank call reminds me of the one I received years ago, when I was still in my secondary school time. It was from some Gaylo Fucka whos identity still remain mystery until today.That day were a sunny day, unlike today. While I was half way having my lunch.. this god damn phone rang. Be frank, I thought it's from police station. Been into quite a serious crime on that time. ngek ngek ngek.. which is irrelavent to share over here.

Afoi : y..e...ss?

Unknown : hi afoi

Afoi : hi. who is on the line?

Unknown : your admirer

Afoi : ok..wassup?

Unknown : ey.. do you know that I like you alot?

Afoi : er.. I mean... who doesn't? (fucker.. you damn gay! fuck off!)

Unknown : when you play guitar that time. You look awesome.

Afoi : thank you.

Unknown : aiyo.. you no longer play guitar meh ?

Afoi : nop

Unknown : so, what you doing there ?

Afoi : having my lunch.. you ?

Unknown : playing with my dick.. uhh (moaning softly)

Afoi : . . . .

Unknown : do you want to play with me ? (continue moaning)

Afoi : nop

Unknown : then what you want to play?

Afoi : guitar

Unknown : . . .

Then, when I thought everything will be a lame Q&A session, it sounds like someone is picking up the phone from his side. Then start to dial some number.

*tut tut tut tut*

Afoi : meh lan ?

Unknown : . . .

Unknown Female : ey? Ah Yong ah ?? you using phone line ar? soar-ly....

Unknown : *hang up*

While Unknown Female STILL on the line, I was about to talk to her regarding her retarded gaylo fucka son, she hang up too. Shit! too slow! and I only knew ONE "Ah Yong" who happened to be a GUY. I questioned him, but he denied.

It is true that, what you did, you'll have to pay back. As I was into some prank call activity when I was even younger. To those victim.. sorry. I promise I will not ask you all to go bus station to pick up your relative anymore. Neither will I ask anyone of you to pee early in the morning.

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[Joke] 超有创意的名字串

從前有一座很大的城堡，名叫郭富城。
裡面住著劉德華和張惠妹一對夫妻。
有一天,他們吃完黃子蕉後，去周星池喝水。

正當他們下著丁文棋，而劉德華下舒棋時，
突然間刮起了一陣謝霆風，
從水中冒出了一條吳奇龍，
吳奇龍手持著鄭伊劍，騎著黃家駒，搶走了張惠妹。

這時劉德華手持周華劍，踏著溫兆輪，
翻過了李茂山，穿過了蔡依林，
躍過了羅江(不曉得是不是年代的關係，我不太認識他)
終於搶回了張惠妹。

回到了郭富城，
還在城中掛起了任賢旗。

後來，吳奇龍不死心，
換了一把張衛劍，踏上周杰輪，
來到了柯賜海，坐上趙船，又回到郭富城。
他搶走張惠妹，拆了任賢旗，換插梁詠旗。

於是劉德華他馬上灑了一把葛明灰，
招喚出午馬，並以其當坐騎，
頂著大大的五月天，
天上又有朵許茹雲，
又穿過何耀山，翻過張震嶽，
經過陳慧林，越過陳山河，
腳踩濱崎步，
手使出 劍氣 潘迎指，
劃破了吳奇龍的倉木麻衣。

吳奇龍趕緊拿起吳宗線跟陳綺針，
卻縫不好。
又打暴她的脫拉褲，
害吳奇龍的飛鳥涼。
吳奇龍只好爬上蕭牆，拉了個反町隆屎回家種宇多田。
沒想到卻引來了李蚊 和 鄭秀蚊。
一氣之下，把牠們打死在趙之壁上，
反町隆屎經過百萬年後變成了穿島合金石(不曉得這是不是個藝人)。

Link taken from cari.com.my/myforum

To the creator.... *salute* now I'm glad that, there's some people even more boring than me...

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Deep Troat Thoughts by Vincester

Just finished chatting with vincester. Message him after seeing his nick "What a life I have". Then it lead to some serious conversation about life. hmmphh.. been long time never have such talk with some close friend. Well, it certainly makes both of us think abit on our life. I remember I have all this kinda thought almost everynight once in my life. Those we kinda my low esteem life.

For me, as long as I live life live, I'll be fine. Why must one suffer themself to save for the last, and only start enjoying when they're old? (Only if they had the chance to do so). It remind me of some of those story full of inspiration.

Story #1:
An old rich man went to a nice peaceful town for fishing. On his half way fishing, one young man join him.

Young man : Yo.. wassup!!

Old man : The sky with some cloud. good day, young boy.

Old man : Why are you doing here? When I was at your age, I spend most of my time earning money. And now, I'm rich! Thats why I can enjoying my life here! You should start to think of your future, young man.

Young man : Oh, so you're here to enjoying your life after a whole stress life ?

Old man : Yup.. time to enjoy!

Young man : Well, what you think I'm here for then?

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Story #2:
Cant really remember on this one. But then the meaning is more a less like this one. <- not part of story, yet.. the story goes like this -> There's is 2 friend, Dan and Dave. They worked together, having same background, and earn same amount of money. However, their thinking was very different.

Both of them spotted their ideal condominium.Looks like there have the SAME taste this time. Dave taking a risk of not being able to finish his installment and start to buy that unit after 2 years of working. He pays the installemtn with most of his income. Although sometimes, he's having a hard time, but he do enjoy his new home.

While Dan is a conservative guy. He would go for playing a safe game. Thats why a condom is a must for him 24-7. He save most of his money , and spend only little on basic needs. He even have fast food quite often as his meal. After 20 Years of saving, he finally have the amount of buying that same condominim Dave owned. But then, he'd diagnosed to have cancer in final stage. He passed away 1 year later after he bought the unit.

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What I think of this stories. We, as a human being, most of the time been thinking too much. We cant even know what will happened next, how can we plan for our future?
Everything come with its limit. When you over the boundry, things will not be what they supposed to be anymore. Enjoy your life while you still can, and save up for the future abit as well. Afterall, you'll not know if you will be able to enjoy with the money you saved.

With this two stories, I comes with this aim in my life. "To seek for happiness". Yes it doesn't come easy. But, it's not hard either. There is few ways to find happiness.

Method #1 : have sex with your partner, then get her/yourself pregnant. named your child "happniess". Then, you'll have happniess in less than a year!

Method #2 : do a google search. "Results 1 - 10 of about 9,500,000 for happiness [definition]. (0.16 seconds)". Within 0.16 seconds, I found 9,500,000 happiness!!

Method #3 : Appreciate what you have.

Method #3 seems easy. consist of only four words. Satisfaction comes with happiness. Its like they telling you KFC Snack Plate with one piece of chicken, but give you another with FREE. or Dominos Piza Delivery comes with the box. So, be satisfied, afoi!!! you already got 23 decks of card !!

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Diam Dit Tark Mou!!!

This happened when me and dai ngan mui waiting for ahfeifei,bento,siu kat.

Dai Ngan Mui : wa.. shit.. headache..

Afoi : dim ar?? *blinking eyes*

Dai Ngan Mui : *pek chek*

Afoi : why headache still want to come out ?

Dai Ngan Mui : Out already then only headache one.

Then, this police car come by, signaling us to not parking at the road side. No choice, we go one round. Then come back park at the SAME spot.

10 mins had passed. No sign of they reaching , yet. So, we decided to call them again.

Dai Ngan Mui : Where are you all?

Bento : Wa.. very jam ah... we stuck in the traffic.

Dai Ngan Mui : Then where are you all???

Bento : Somewhere neat wisma UOA.

Dai Ngan Mui : We ARE infront of Wisma UOA.

Bento : Oh? I Don't know where are we also.. haaha

Dai Ngan Mui : Not funny. We wait you outside the carpark we parked last time.

Bento : Ok.

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5 mins had gone. STILL dunno where are they. and then police come again. so we go round AGAIN for the second time.

Dai Ngan Mui : Location please...

Ahfeifei : Wa.. Still stuck in the traffic.

Dai Ngan Mui : Then where are you guys now????

Ahfeifei : I also dunno ah..

Dai Ngan Mui : OK, what LANDMARK you can see NOW?

ahfeifei : err.. wisma UOA, Mandarin Oriental ... err..

Dai Ngan Mui : Look, we're IN FRONT of Wisma UOA for like... 20 mins already!

ahfeifei : really? icic.. oh. btw.. we might park car near KLCC there..

Dai Ngan Mui : What the............................................

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Dai Ngan Mui damn "bu shuang" already.. and start to wee wang wang. Dai Ngan Mui decided to talk to makcik .

Dai Ngan Mui : Hi dear, where are you all now?

Afoi : lick lick (talking ownself at the car)

Siu Kat : I also dunno

Dai Ngan Mui : No good!! Where you guys plan to park the car?

Afoi : lick lick (talking ownself at the car, again)

Siu Kat : I also dunno

Dai Ngan Mui : No good AT ALL!

Afoi : lick lick (talking ownself at the car)

Siu Kat : We see XXX building now.

Dai Ngan Mui : please wait a sec *take off the phone* Diam Dit Tark Mou? *damn bu shuang expression*

Dai Ngan Mui : *talk to the phone* ok continue. Can you guys wait us there?

Siu Kat : OK..

ROTFLOL!!!! I must tell you , afoi is LAUGHING OUT LOUD deep inside his heart! LOL this is fun !! Its always fun when you're making people damn tulan and you know he/she will NOT keep that in mind after tht!

Then, For the THIRD TIME, we go make ANOTHER ROUND. and STILL, no sign of they all, YET. When we reach at the SAME SPOT, we saw ahfeifei's car. He supposed to lead us tothe carpark, but turn out.. dunno which way he want to go.. and Dai Ngan Mui jit tau go make ANOTHER round.. and decided to park at the initially agreed car park. On this 4th time of the round, some indian guy stoped us

AnNehNeh : Yialo , just want do diao you , Ai saw for times arf this same plate number. you shoot go buy toto tomorrow.

Since then, "diam dit tark mou" gonna be the next must-use-word-in-daily-routine.

Diam Dit Tark Mou !!!???

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SaturdayNight@TwelveSI

Last saturday, I got cheated by Bento and Dai Ngan Mui to come out. [conffesion]. Bento tell me will go some of those WowWowCafe to have a drink only. Then, later, It turn out to be at TwelveSI.

Afoi : AK-47
Bento: Corona
Dai Ngan Mui : Beer
Siu Kat : Beer
Ahfeifei : White Russian, then changed to Black Russian

AK-47.. it must be cool one! This is what I thought. But, "WYWWNBWYGMOTT"[R1] , it turn out to be like those drink for pussy. SHIT!!

Second Round :
Afoi : Corona
Bento: Baileys
Dai Ngan Mui : Corona
Siu Kat : Corona
Ahfeifei : K.O <- not a drink, but he knocked out. plus, driving.

Chat until 230AM , then cabut.


Siu Kat and Dai Ngan Mui


TweleveSI

Ok, new stuff we come up with. "Diam Dit Tark Mou?" (best come with "lick lick")

Reference :
[R1] "WYWWNBWYGMOTT" - "What You Want Will Not Be What You Got Most Of The Time"

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FridayNight@1957

Last friday, went to bistro named "1957" to have a drink. Its kinda weird friday gathering. First, we went Bangsar to have McD. WTF!? Then, this super smell african man come upstair. hualaneh...

We ordered some cocktail drink.
Afoi - B-52
Bento - Tom Collins
Dai Ngan Mui - Magarita Lime
Vincester - Pina Colada

Well, bento have his drink served first. After he drank his drink. I smell pamelo.

Afoi : ey.. nai a an neh?[R1] How come i smell pamelo one ?

Dai Ngan Mui : yea lo yea lo !!

Bento : fuck.... this drink sucks!

*followed by vincester's drink*

Bento : how how how? hows your drink taste like ?

Vincester : *with the looking far far away, having deep thought face* err.. It taste like some of those china rabbit sweet

Everyone : ROTFLOL

Then, here comes B-52 ! wow... Never know it's in so small glass.. heh... anyway.. it looks like very steam... and YES.. it IS very steam. Everyone cant stop laughing once come near and smell that pure alcohol smell!

And this Dai Ngan Mui's magarita looks like those "Chap Shueit"[R2]. To be honest, I like my drink alot.. at least it dont have this weird pamelo smell, or extra snowy ice, or some china rabbits sweet taste. After bento have a taste on vincester's drink, we officially declare that's the WORST drink of the day!! Surprisingly, this Bento, Vincester, Dai Ngan Mui all like having some minor "wee wang wang"[R3] after finished their drink, while afoi still going strong.

After the drink, everyone seems tired. So we decided NOT to wait for ahfeifei. Then, this Dai Ngan Mui out of sudden, pull out a spray from her bag, and start to spray on her face!

Vincester : shit.. waht's taht!?

*spray vincester face*

Bento : eyer!!!!

*spray Bento face*

Afoi : *silent*

*spray afoi face*

Afoi : WTF!? I make no noice!! *sniff* What the.. what smell is this !??

Dai Ngan Mui : rose! ngek ngek..

Afoi : and WHY THE HELL you spray this rose thingy on ya face!?

Bento : some kinda refresher i guess. *start to rub his face to make the liquid absorbed by his face"

Everyone : ewwww!!!!


Bento with Vincester's Thumb Down. Yea right! wait until your drink man!! LOL


Vincester start to realise, 一山还有一山高[R4].


Dai Ngan Mui reliefed with her not-too-weird-looking-drink


Afoi with his B-52 !

Well, the reason why afoi choosed B-52 is because his old house's address happened to be 52-B. Then, B-52 also a very chun bombing plane. Who the heck will expect it comes in smaller size.


Dai Ngan Mui spraying the mystery liquid. I still dont believe it's rose extract.


"1957"

References :
[R1] "nai a an neh" : "how can that be!?"

[R2] "Chap Shueit" : A local dessert. blended ice

[R3] "wee wang wang" : the feeling of dizziness. Or, someone mumbling non stop. e.g: After few shot, afoi start to "wee wang wang" already. e.g: THE CHILD hi bento keep on "wee wang wang" the girl to be his girlfriend

[R4] "一山还有一山高" : Direct Translation. One Moutin is High, Yet Another Moutain is Higher. Which means, never think you're so great, as someone will be greater than you.

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Interacial Video ?

Sunday afternoon, hot as usual.. doing nothing.. check the sitemeter, then found this in the list. "http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&p=interacial video" LoL looks like some dude searching some interacial porn video, and my blog return as one of the search result.. silly.. and i just cleaned 49 spyware files, and 97 registry value.. wow... yao mou lan?[R1]?

Reference:
[R1] yao mou lan - "got dick or not?". Synonyms: "sure or not!?" "serious?" "i cant believe it!"

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218.236.197.144

While I half way hibernating on the sofa, I suddenly woke up.. and sensed something bad had happened. Below were the alert warning I get from Norton Personal Firewall.

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Rule "Default Block NetBus Trojan horse" blocked (218.236.197.144,NetBus(12345))
Inbound TCP connection
Local address,service is (YOUR-96E107B735(218.111.xxx.xxx),NetBus(12345))
Remote address,service is (218.236.197.144,1687)
Process name is "N/A"
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who the fuck!??? asshole!! Then this sifu ahfeifei ask me to try tracking the server down. By the "nslookup" command, below were the result. WTF? so, this is useless.. cant find server name... *grrrrr*

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Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
(C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

C:\Documents and Settings\Compaq_Owner>nslookup 218.236.197.144
DNS request timed out.
timeout was 2 seconds.
*** Can't find server name for address 10.0.0.2: Timed out
Server: cns3.tm.net.my
Address: 202.188.0.133

*** cns3.tm.net.my can't find 218.236.197.144: Non-existent domain

C:\Documents and Settings\Compaq_Owner>nslookup 218.236.197.1
DNS request timed out.
timeout was 2 seconds.
*** Can't find server name for address 10.0.0.2: Timed out
Server: cns3.tm.net.my
Address: 202.188.0.133

*** cns3.tm.net.my can't find 218.236.197.1: Non-existent domain
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Next, I tried the "tracert" command. mehlan[R1] ?? still the same ? host unreachable? hmmphh.....


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C:\Documents and Settings\Compaq_Owner>tracert 218.236.197.144

Tracing route to 218.236.197.144 over a maximum of 30 hops

1 Destination host unreachable.

Trace complete.

C:\Documents and Settings\Compaq_Owner>tracert 218.236.197.1

Tracing route to 218.236.197.1 over a maximum of 30 hops

1 1674 ms 1452 ms 1234 ms 219.93.218.177
2 1013 ms 780 ms 999 ms 219.93.216.133
3 764 ms 1045 ms 968 ms 219.93.155.29
4 827 ms 999 ms 890 ms brf-odsy01-srp1-0.tm.net.my [210.187.135.1]
5 1312 ms 1280 ms 1278 ms 210.187.142.1
6 1233 ms 1374 ms 1546 ms vlan150-brf-sw04.tm.net.my [219.93.175.115]
7 1670 ms 1530 ms 1452 ms 210.187.129.171
8 2029 ms 2062 ms 1983 ms POS1-1.IG3.SAC1.ALTER.NET [157.130.210.181]
9 1592 ms 1452 ms 1531 ms 0.so-0-1-0.XR2.SAC1.ALTER.NET [152.63.54.126]
10 1623 ms 1812 ms 1812 ms POS7-0.IG2.SAC1.ALTER.NET [152.63.54.117]
11 2249 ms 2327 ms 1826 ms epnetworks-gw.customer.alter.net [157.130.214.130]
12 1654 ms 1452 ms 1437 ms 211.115.200.233
13 1510 ms 1749 ms 1843 ms 211.239.208.238
14 1811 ms 2030 ms 2154 ms 203.231.89.110
15 1842 ms 2233 ms 1968 ms 211.215.91.123
16 1264 ms 1483 ms 1265 ms 218.236.197.1

Trace complete.
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Then , the VisualTracker service retun the result. It shows the destination is from Korea.



inetnum : 218.234.0.0 - 218.239.255.255
netname : HANANET
description : Hanaro Telecom Co.
Kukje Electronics Cneter Bldg. 1445-3 Seocho-Song Seocho-Ku
country : KR

Well, fyi, I've used NetBus YEARS AGO... hello?? anybody home? NetBus ?? you're fucking nuts of what ? anyway... I really wish I can curse you to hell, but I'm KIND enough.. so, may you have a better life, and fuck off! bastard!

Reference :

[R1] "mehlan" - which carry the similiar meaning with "wtf" , direct translation - "what dick?"

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W.T.H !!?? *RESPECT*

Today, wake up at 10 sumfink.. not too bad eh? yea.. not at all! First thing I do is, to check the downloads. and YEAH! both of the video completed! watched the first .. hualaneh.. never know it's by black man. PLEASE.. I am NOT downloading PORN. it's just some instructional video.... but not too impressive thou.. as i'm not into that kinda skill. Second video is one "interacial" video. AGAIN, I would like to stress on "I'm NOT watching PORNO"! This video is by one AngMoh[R1] and one Japanese.

"Holly Shit" - this is the feeling I have while watching the performance part of the vidoe. I cant believe it!! I almost have orgasm at the end of the show. This is the first time I see this jeepon's performance.. and I must say.... he's the GOD man.. .wow!!! All the position is so so natural and new to me! And the synchronization between this two person, superb!

All the technique is way too advance for me. so, What I can do is just, watch and try to have the orgasm by myself. being very satisfy today... at least it's not one of those 11am-3am-net-surfing-life-style anymore!

Below is the new video clip I made. Hope you all enjoy.

Click here

Reference:
[R1] "AngMoh" - Direct translation - Red Hair. It means western people.

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[update] - Research on Middle Line Symptom

well, i DO NOT search in on purpose, just happen to browse thru. This is not exactly a Middle Line Symptom, BUT.. similiar.. which have the Gravity Effect on..

Suggestion : keep on changing position while u sleeping.. trust me...


[Gravity Effect]

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Kanebo? WTF?

See this sign days ago in shopping mall. Well, I don't know what does this mean in the owner's mind. But in hokkien, it MIGHT pronounced as "gun-knee-bull". and the meaning is very nasty. I mean VERY nasty. Not advisable to use this. Very very rude.

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Sunset

Moral of the pictures:
When you cant see the sun, it doesn't mean it had gone. When the time has come, the sun will shine again. So, when you cant see light in your life, maybe try switch on the light. If its not the case, be very patience, as the problem will end. Follow by another chance.

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[Disgustion][Disscussion] - 中间线 (middle line)

Last sunday, at home boring until juice leaking out... so decided to go out and look for friends. siu kheong is the first one in the list, then ahfeifei, then bento. We went mid valley for dinner. Since me and siu kheong arrived first, we go look for shoes... she say she want to buy new shoe.. cos the old shoe become "chao hai" [R1] already.

From north to south, from east to west, seeking high and low. Not colour boh ngam[R2], then size beh ngeh[R3], some even pattern beh khuar[R4]. Then, ahfeifei called. FINALLY he's here.. surprisingly, this time he's only half an hour late. Kulim[R5] + 菲佣 (fei yong)[R6] + siu kheong continue their pointless window shopping. Then, bento join in.

Ok, after dinner, we went for ANOTHER round of walk walk. Then, I saw this fake model on the window display in a shop. Wearing the nice cloth, with the fake erected nipps.

afoi : ey ey.. something I cant really understand.

bento : you mean, your under cant stand anymore ? minumlah ali cafe..

afoi : If really cant stand, I'll still screw driver you.. watch out my belakang mali.

siukehong : You guys sick!

afoi : why must they make this fake model with fake erected err... this... dried grapes ?

siukheong : dried grapes? well, of cause they must. Did you see girl with only dried grape and not dried grapeS? things come in a pair. wake up!

afoi : . . .I still dont see the point of making this dried grapes. Will that present the cloth better than no-dried-grapeS-fake-model ?

bento : yea.. am curious also.. yum yum..

ahfeifei : no comment man... you're weird.. shit..

siukheong : and disgusted!

afoi : just curious ma. Mr.Chen Kuang Mao[R7] thought me, dunno must ask, ask must not shameful.

ahfeifei : see? my ass..

afoi : and since we talk about that, do girls got this "middle line" problem ? 开中间线 problem with their tits?

siukheong : their what !??

others : ROTFLOL

afoi : curious ma.. when a girl sleeping.. somemore with gravity effect... you know.. soon or later. the thingy will 习惯性的往外延伸(growing towards out by habbits)right ?

siukehong : you sick!!! *chop afoi*

afoi : aiya..aiya..aiya...

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girls, no offence... just want to know... we must know all sort of different knowledge. If this makes you sick, then sorry... if not, please check next time you shower and tell me. really curious. Also, I need a volunteer, to sleep with SAME position every night. And see if the gravity effect is so strong.



References :

[R1] "chao hai" - "Smelly Shoe" in cantonese. NOTHING to do with the bad words , nor the feeling of super HIGH. e.g : siukheong throw bento's chao hai, as its very the chao

[R2] "boh ngam" - "Not suitable". e.g : STS rejected SGG because she think he boh ngam her.

[R3] "beh ngeh" - This is yet, another recap. Its is explained in other post. It means "Cant erect". Normally used when we faced some problem or something not good. e.g : wa..shit.. this ice kacang got banana slice one.. jit thao[R8] beh ngeh!

[R4] "beh khuar" - "can not see". Means something that is not that accepatable. e.g: when afoi didn't comb hair.. wa... jit thao[R8] beh khuar.

[R5] "Kulim" - new nick for afoi. evolved from kuli lim. Kuli means Hardwork Labor. afoi is a kuli. a very pitiful kuli. need to take heavy stuff. and wash car...

[R6] "fei yong" - "fei" as in philipin, and "yong" as in worker. means philipin worker. ahfeifei new name.

[R7] "Mr.Chen Kuang Mao" - afoi's secondary school chinese teacher. hualaneh.. this guy, very good and funny. you'll have to face the wall for the WHOLE session if you ever pissed him off. 面壁思过[R9]

[R8] "jit tao" - direct translation - Straight Head. It means, directly, instantly, as whole, right away. e.g : when afoi draw a shit, i-ring jit tao gone crazy.

[R9]面壁思过 - This is a chinese idioms. which means, someone facing the wall, to think of his mistake. The exact story, afoi already return to Mr.Chen Kuang Mao[R7]. e.g : zmin's supporting team, liverpool became beh ngeh[R3] lately, so she 面壁思过 and realised must do good deed everyday in order to make the team steam balik.

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Wong Cock Supper

Ok, first, it has nothing to do with any cock whose owner with the surname of WONG, its just the cafe. Ok, so I went there to have supper with Siu Kheong and Ahfeifei.
Spotted quite alot of chiobu.. but bad formation... chiobu with ahbeng. SHIT! no wonder afoi still single.

siu kheong : ey ey ey.. let you all guess...

ahfeifei : err.. dunno.. whats the answer ?

siu kheong : ter ter[R1] eh... I also havent ask...

afoi : LoL

siu kheong : so, tell me, who can I ask for a cup of Love Forgetting Water(忘情水）？

afoi : err... andy lau?

siu kheong : nop.. guess mroe! guess more!

ahfeifei : oh.yea hor.. andy lau's song.. wa... thats very long time ago.. err... Andy Lau ?

siu kheong : told YOU... NO ANDY LAU...

ahfeifei : ok ok.. oh.. that song.. soo old song.. cant remember already lo..

siu kheong : shit you... hey.. hello? are you still with us ? (second time of "are you still with me" which kinda foi for me)

siu kheong : the answer is......... "ah ha"

ahfeifei : *toink toink toink* meh lan ??

afoi : *think* .. hahahahh "wo wou.. gei wo yi bei wang qing shui.." 阿哈，给我一杯忘情水。。" haha.. silly !!!

everyone : ROTFLOL

Reference:

[R1] - ter ter. Very hard to explain. some not-too-bad-bad-word to express that you're upset. same effect with "damn you" "fuck!" "till" e.g: ter ter eh! after sab bai [listen], I cant errect liao.

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Guys, are you still with me~!?

Afoi used to have a 23" waist. Then, everything goes up side down. People start to shit with mouth As well as afoi's waist size.. 23 to 32.. and then, the ex-colleague start to complain.

ex-c : dude.. u're making me sick !

afoi : ehh ?

ex-c : look at yourself! you're no longer the lengchai i know, u've turned to feichai

afoi : yea.. so what? you want to lick ?

ex-c : you sick!! come.. join us go gym tonight!

afoi : ai meh?

ex-c : else I'll crimp your gf

afoi : ampun tuanku.. ok lo...

So, after work , we went to one of the famous gym in .my I must say, gym nowadays... got quite alot of lao ee[R1]. But, yea... but there IS some of those hot chick also. Maklumlah, KFC is just beside that gym. After tricked by colleague, afoi follow them join a class.. called "body hump pump"

Hualaneh... I must say... After almost 3 years of no-work-out-purely-input life style, its totally nightmare for me to take the weight for an hour! yea.. the instructor is hot.. so waht? he's a GUY!!After like 45 min... I already buey thong[R2]

afoi : . . . . . . . *resting*

instrutor : guys.. are you still with me? *looking afoi*

afoi : . . . . . . .

instrutor : come on! never give up... follow me!! last one... One, Two Three...

afoi : ok.. since its last one...

instrutor : Ok, another time, One Two Three. . . Next , One Two Three

afoi : (wtf!? I thought last time already!?? )

After that day, I'm kinda cacat for whole week. But, work out is good. at least I tressure the time where only Me,Tv,Sofa and Remote Control. yum yum....

This is the first time I so pissed off when "Guys, are you still with me" happened..


References:

[R1] - lao ee . Hokkien in "old aunty". Also a nick of my close buddy in hometown. e.g: the lao ee buy one egg, want the ppl give free chicken. complex usage in afoi hometown e.g : lao ee, can you call my friend lao ee to remind his lao ee to help lao ee buy condom from the shop beside lao ee's house?

[R2] - buey thong . Hokkien in "cant stand". Its normally used when you're pissed off by something. or exhausted in doing something. e.g: wa.. after sab bai [listen], really buey thong.

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If you ever wonder, what afoi do at 509AM

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Trick Name : "Wan Chin Karn Nan" - Hard in finding money
Effect : Coin showing and disappear like chips-more. Except it can re-appear.
Method : magick

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If you ever wonder, what afoi do at 430AM

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Trick Name : "Sien Dou Fei Hei" - Boring Until Flying
Effect : A boring guy boring nothing to do, thus, off ground few inches for few seconds.
Method : magick

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Dinner Conference + Magick Show

The other day, a friend of mine told me that he'd signed me up for a dinner conference. "How to make money thru Internet" hmmphh.. it sounds like "come come come.. we got product to con sell to you" .. anyway.. the MAIN reason i attended the so called FREE DINNER CONFERENCE is, I'll be getting my NEW GF there !! hurray !!


afoi's new GF

Yea, what so good about afoi NEW GF? well.. cos it's BLACK!


afoi's NEW GF's exposure view

Yea, what so good about being BLACK in colour? I can tell you.. NONE.. simply I like it...

After getting the deck of Vipers (the black thingy is called Vipers anyway) I really feel like going out the ball room.. hehe... but i didn't.. In stead, i had the free dinner then only cabut..

After the dinner, bring friend to Sungei Wang... heading to AndyMagic Stall.. yeah... freak.. who the hell will go visit magic stall in wed night? well, i DID..
I must say.. the stall keeper sucks big time !! the attitude... worst than sammy vellu menopausing women... damn.... big deal! then we go to magic ring in TimeSquare.

After browsing the shop again and again hoping to find new deck which is out of my collection, We finally talk to the shop keeper (not a stall.. kai wan siao!) both of the staff were surprisingly friendly.. yea babe.. thats HOW people do business man... After showing off with my GF (just to remind you guys that, she's called VIPERS) the older dude appraoch us... After seeing his stunning performance.. I must say, after knowing most of the move in magick, its really hard to get those "wow" effect... and YES, he DID gave me the WOW factor !!! I've totally NO IDEA how the heck he do that ! It brings me back to time, where I were amazed by amgick trick ! ahh.. today is a happy day...

Time for me to sleep.. tomorrow, will be going back hometown.... Vipers will be on bed with me today... first night... no pain.. sayang...

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To my fan-cy all over the world

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Trick Name : *poof poof poof* - sound of card changing
Effect : 1 to 4 to 3 ... whats the mesg ?
Method : magick

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[NOTICE] 超HIGH

afoi : yo!

peng kheong : msn down

afoi : hmm.. ok

peng kheong : aiyoo.. i hate [censored] la

peng kheong : yesterday he called me few times

afoi : ehh ??

peng kheong : i didnt pick up the call

peng kheong : and then he said tonight will call me again.. i said dun wan

peng kheong : he ngeh ngeh[R1] said tonight 10pm

peng kheong : shit la him

afoi : then same dun pick up la..

afoi : another avon?

peng kheong : yes sure

peng kheong : hahahaha

peng kheong : lebik kurang sama

afoi : LOL same size ?

peng kheong : nola

peng kheong : his look better than avon

afoi : LoL then go go go alreayd la

peng kheong : sot ar

You have just received a Nudge!

You have just sent a Nudge!

You have just received a Nudge!

afoi :


peng kheong : what is that?

peng kheong :


afoi : sit

peng kheong : y draw sit?

afoi : yea looks different ?

peng kheong : i dun und

afoi : ....

afoi : nvm..

afoi : 4give me to draw that then.. 4get it

peng kheong : hahahaha

peng kheong : wei...

peng kheong : tell me la hahaha.. cannot und what are u doing

afoi : normally we say SHIT to sit ma..

afoi : and since i'm (cont next mesg)

afoi :


afoi : people.. so.. i dun draw SHIT.. i draw SIT

peng kheong : ok

afoi : sien neh

peng kheong : me too.. anything tp phat ar?

afoi : haha not at all man

afoi : ur side ?

peng kheong : wei... ask u something

peng kheong : do u think i got feeling on u b4?

peng kheong : becoz someone is asking me this

peng kheong : shit!!!!

afoi : wtf ?

afoi : who ask u this ?

afoi : i think no kua... do YOU ????

peng kheong : nola aiyooo... mild high

afoi : HAHAHAHAHA

afoi : LOL .. I jit tau "chow high"[R2] la!

afoi : who ask !??

afoi : shesh. ..

peng kheong : bento

peng kheong : hahahahaa

afoi : shit

peng kheong : sei mei do u think i got feeling on u?

peng kheong : honestly

afoi : nop

afoi : i wonder why ppl will think wrongly when a girl and a guy is abit close

afoi : wtf is wrong with the world ?

peng kheong : yala...

peng kheong : y they dun ask...do u got feeling on me

peng kheong : shit... y is me?

peng kheong : i no face see ppl liao

afoi : actually..... got la..

afoi : but not him asking. hahahhahahha

peng kheong : who ask u? who? tell me

afoi : err.. cucumber girl they all..

peng kheong : oh shit

afoi : dun take it serious k ?

afoi : i mean. since that we're clear like water..

afoi : no need to care wtf they thinking..

peng kheong : sure la... crazy one..

peng kheong : got to go now

peng kheong : talk next time

peng kheong :


peng kheong : bf

afoi : so fast ? k then

afoi : hahaha bye bye

peng kheong says: hahahaa

afoi : not bad also ma...

afoi : u got a very good feiwen bf

peng kheong : sure .. u too

peng kheong : u got a pretty fei wen gf

afoi : hahahhaah

- END -

So, to whoever asked. Here is the answer from BOTH of us. and YES... there IS pure friendship between sexes ! believe it or not.

References :
[R1] - ngeh ngeh
Direct translation -> errected errected. ngeh ngeh is a hokkien word. It means "by force". e.g(1) : some hot chick ngeh ngeh want phone number from afoi. that means, some hot chicks keep on bugging afoi for phone number. e.g(2) : old aunty ngeh ngeh want to intrude afoi. meaning... some old aunty want to have afoi BY FORCE.

[R2] - "chow high" == 超HIGH
Normally, used by taiwanese. To express their level of HIGHNESS. 超 holds the meaning of BEYOND, or SUPER... so "chow high" means SUPER HIGH. Although the pronouciation for this word is very much similiar with some vulgar word with cantonese "chow hi"[R3] . But people seem to cope with it. e.g : wow... this place is fun!! i'm ahving great time!! i'm chow high!!

[R3] - "chow hi"
This is a BAD word. You'll not want to know.... If you want... PM me...

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The one with the YAM a.k.a "or"

[This post is in hokkien]

Aunty A : wa... nice la this dishes *yum yum*

Aunty B : mm hai lei gu... my "lan sao jiu phai choi" neh..
(ofcos! my all time fav dishes)

Aunty A : wa... ji leh or... dar dar eh?? gau sok jui lo..
(wow.. this YAM kinda dry huh? very good in absorbing water. "or" == YAM)

afoi : *think* hahAHhahahhaHAHhahah

Aunties : what you laughing at?

afoi : do you want to go to lake or fall later ?

Aunties : *blur*

afoi : hahahahha

Aunties : what the hell ??

afoi : you all say ma... or gao sok jui ma....
(YAM is good in absorbing water)

Aunties : *still blur* and ?

afoi : so i ask, "do you want to go to lake or fall later?"

Aunties : youngster nowadays.. really don't know what fit in their brain one..

afoi : . . . since YAM/"or" is good in absorbing water, so , it absorbed "water" in that sentense...

Aunties : and what's to do with LAKE ?

afoi : . . . sorry.. forgive me... ampun...... forgive me..... sorry... 4get about it...

Sigh, were just talking something lame.... but none that get that point.. LoL.. must be long time didn't go eat there already.. so Aunties + AhZi ... next time when I go ya house more frequent only i start talking those crap ...

Staying at home all day.. sometimes make people sick... and start to think lame.... Its time for a change..

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Choices.....

Have any of you ever had this experience during your kiddo age ? Some weird aunty will always ask "who do you save when your gf and your mom in the sea first? remember... you only have a rope"

Yea right... weirdo aunty... you all know the answer will ALWAYS be "mom" .. so, why keep asking this lame question? To the originator of this question.. go screw yourself 3 times a day! To prevent the "eat full nothing to do" effect.... (if not used to had bfast.. then 2 times will do)

"How to make a good decision" , "Whats the best decision" always came across my mind lately.. Now, 10:00PM , I made up my mind to NOT to think so much..I'll go with whatever choice come accross my mind FIRST.

So, to those who having hard time to choose, my suggestion to you is to give yourself a break. There is too many beautiful stuff for you to do or to think of in this world. Wasting too much time on something like that, is simply... a waste of time.. and since time is money, then its a waste of money...

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