Last sunday, at home boring until juice leaking out... so decided to go out and look for friends. siu kheong is the first one in the list, then ahfeifei, then bento. We went mid valley for dinner. Since me and siu kheong arrived first, we go look for shoes... she say she want to buy new shoe.. cos the old shoe become "chao hai" [R1] already.
From north to south, from east to west, seeking high and low. Not colour boh ngam[R2], then size beh ngeh[R3], some even pattern beh khuar[R4]. Then, ahfeifei called. FINALLY he's here.. surprisingly, this time he's only half an hour late. Kulim[R5] + 菲佣 (fei yong)[R6] + siu kheong continue their pointless window shopping. Then, bento join in.
Ok, after dinner, we went for ANOTHER round of walk walk. Then, I saw this fake model on the window display in a shop. Wearing the nice cloth, with the fake erected nipps.
afoi : ey ey.. something I cant really understand.
bento : you mean, your under cant stand anymore ? minumlah ali cafe..
afoi : If really cant stand, I'll still screw driver you.. watch out my belakang mali.
siukehong : You guys sick!
afoi : why must they make this fake model with fake erected err... this... dried grapes ?
siukheong : dried grapes? well, of cause they must. Did you see girl with only dried grape and not dried grapeS? things come in a pair. wake up!
afoi : . . .I still dont see the point of making this dried grapes. Will that present the cloth better than no-dried-grapeS-fake-model ?
bento : yea.. am curious also.. yum yum..
ahfeifei : no comment man... you're weird.. shit..
siukheong : and disgusted!
afoi : just curious ma. Mr.Chen Kuang Mao[R7] thought me, dunno must ask, ask must not shameful.
ahfeifei : see? my ass..
afoi : and since we talk about that, do girls got this "middle line" problem ? 开中间线 problem with their tits?
siukheong : their what !??
others : ROTFLOL
afoi : curious ma.. when a girl sleeping.. somemore with gravity effect... you know.. soon or later. the thingy will 习惯性的往外延伸(growing towards out by habbits)right ?
siukehong : you sick!!! *chop afoi*
afoi : aiya..aiya..aiya...
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girls, no offence... just want to know... we must know all sort of different knowledge. If this makes you sick, then sorry... if not, please check next time you shower and tell me. really curious. Also, I need a volunteer, to sleep with SAME position every night. And see if the gravity effect is so strong.
References :
[R1] "chao hai" - "Smelly Shoe" in cantonese. NOTHING to do with the bad words , nor the feeling of super HIGH. e.g : siukheong throw bento's chao hai, as its very the chao
[R2] "boh ngam" - "Not suitable". e.g : STS rejected SGG because she think he boh ngam her.
[R3] "beh ngeh" - This is yet, another recap. Its is explained in other post. It means "Cant erect". Normally used when we faced some problem or something not good. e.g : wa..shit.. this ice kacang got banana slice one.. jit thao[R8] beh ngeh!
[R4] "beh khuar" - "can not see". Means something that is not that accepatable. e.g: when afoi didn't comb hair.. wa... jit thao[R8] beh khuar.
[R5] "Kulim" - new nick for afoi. evolved from kuli lim. Kuli means Hardwork Labor. afoi is a kuli. a very pitiful kuli. need to take heavy stuff. and wash car...
[R6] "fei yong" - "fei" as in philipin, and "yong" as in worker. means philipin worker. ahfeifei new name.
[R7] "Mr.Chen Kuang Mao" - afoi's secondary school chinese teacher. hualaneh.. this guy, very good and funny. you'll have to face the wall for the WHOLE session if you ever pissed him off. 面壁思过[R9]
[R8] "jit tao" - direct translation - Straight Head. It means, directly, instantly, as whole, right away. e.g : when afoi draw a shit, i-ring jit tao gone crazy.
[R9]面壁思过 - This is a chinese idioms. which means, someone facing the wall, to think of his mistake. The exact story, afoi already return to Mr.Chen Kuang Mao[R7]. e.g : zmin's supporting team, liverpool became beh ngeh[R3] lately, so she 面壁思过 and realised must do good deed everyday in order to make the team steam balik.
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